If it looks like a duck...

[GomiGirl]

Yeah. She's clearly used that device on the wrong part of her anatomy.

She should have saved some of the silicon from her boob implants and put them into her lips. Would save herself a world of hurt, broken capillaries and time pumping up her lips every day.

The marks on her face from the device were vile so she would need to pack on the slap to cover those up.

I always wondered how those penis enlargers work as well. I am sure they are similar. Anybody care to comment?

[IparryU]

She should have saved some of the silicon from her boob implants and put them into her lips. Would save herself a world of hurt, broken capillaries and time pumping up her lips every day.

The marks on her face from the device were vile so she would need to pack on the slap to cover those up.

I always wondered how those penis enlargers work as well. I am sure they are similar. Anybody care to comment?

best to PM takechan or McSmallDick for a more appropriate response...

if it gets on these boards we may never see Greji again...

[Coligny]

I always wondered how those penis enlargers work as well. I am sure they are similar. Anybody care to comment?

I know a friend of a friend of a cousin who got creative with a vacuum cleaner once...

He told me that he was told it depend on the amount of lubricant...

Don't look at me like dat' I only got high power workshop vacuums... And I aint no gonna try mating with them...

[matsuki]

best to PM takechan or McSmallDick for a more appropriate response...

if it gets on these boards we may never see Greji again...

I though McTojo was black? Well...I guess it makes sense though. He could never compete with the like of AO so he comes to a country famous for the lack of competition in that area. It's like Jack joining the special Olympics.

[Greji]

I always wondered how those penis enlargers work as well.

I was going to ask IHuman about that. I understand he bought one, but swallowed it by mistake...

[Yokohammer]

I've gone out with a few effective penis enlargers in my time.

[Russell]

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Just wondering when I will first see this device used in the subway by those gals who typically apply makeup in public view.

Anyway, the device comes with a WARNING: Overuse may lead to unintended effects.

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[Mike Oxlong]

Swollen lips...

[Russell]

Swollen lips...

That looks pretty serious. So, this woman was in an urgent medical condition.

[gaijinpunch]

On the topic of over-doing it, anyone remember that story of the Korean immigrant that went crazy w/ the botocks (sp?) and eventually starting doing it herself w/ cooking grease? End result was not pretty. Think Elephant Woman.

[GomiGirl]

I've gone out with a few effective penis enlargers in my time.

[matsuki]

On the topic of over-doing it, anyone remember that story of the Korean immigrant that went crazy w/ the botocks (sp?) and eventually starting doing it herself w/ cooking grease? End result was not pretty. Think Elephant Woman.

If it looks like an elephant.....post pics!

[waruta]

On the topic of over-doing it, anyone remember that story of the Korean immigrant that went crazy w/ the botocks (sp?) and eventually starting doing it herself w/ cooking grease? End result was not pretty. Think Elephant Woman.

Botox on the buttocks? Gotta look that story up

[Greji]

Swollen lips...

AKA: Penis enlargers.....

[McTojo]

I though McTojo was black? Well...I guess it makes sense though. He could never compete with the like of AO so he comes to a country famous for the lack of competition in that area. It's like Jack joining the special Olympics.

That's an awful thing to say. I came here for the mommas. I told you I love me some Jukujo. I have no problem competing against AO. Probably could out work him. I still got some lead left in my bone. And I don't have a small dick.

[Greji]

I still got some lead left in my bone. And I don't have a small dick.

That's not what she said.....

[matsuki]

I have no problem competing against AO. Probably could out work him.

Some j-people would pay for a video of that...

/no homo

I still got some lead left in my bone. And I don't have a small dick.

Suuuure, Big fish, little pond. Does wonders for the ego.

[Coligny]

Suuuure, Big fish, little pond. Does wonders for the ego.

We NEED to get that quote in the next James bond... or at least the next Johnny English...

[6810]

That's an awful thing to say.

I agree, AO is eminently qualified for the special olympics.

[gaijinpunch]

:eek: If it looks like an elephant.....post pics!

Be careful what you ask for. Not sure why it's showing it so small, but it's beneficial in this case.

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[matsuki]

Be careful what you ask for. Not sure why it's showing it so small, but it's beneficial in this case.

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Holy mother of Darwin!:crazy3:

That's all from injecting herself with with cooking grease? WTF was she thinking injecting her face with grease?

[American Oyaji]

That's an awful thing to say. I came here for the mommas. I told you I love me some Jukujo. I have no problem competing against AO. Probably could out work him. I still got some lead left in my bone. And I don't have a small dick.

You ever had the experience of sitting on the toilet in the dead of a Japanese winter's night and forgot to reel your junk up and got a severe cold shock from freezing water?

Nah, I didn't think you could relate.

Greji, tell him about it.

[Coligny]

You ever had the experience of sitting on the toilet in the dead of a Japanese winter's night and forgot to reel your junk up and got a severe cold shock from freezing water?

Nah, I didn't think you could relate.

Greji, tell him about it.

that's nothing... decided to take a dump just after spreading some calcium dissolver on the bowl for cleaning. (yeah i'm not always really coherent in the scheduling of some tasks). The burning sensation was absolutely awesome... a bit like a nukular explosion in your pant... but warmer... and longer...

[Typhoon]

that's nothing... decided to take a dump just after spreading some calcium dissolver on the bowl for cleaning. (yeah i'm not always really coherent in the scheduling of some tasks). The burning sensation was absolutely awesome... a bit like a nukular explosion in your pant... but warmer... and longer...

Reminds of the guy in my high school gym class who sprayed his balls with heat lineament . . .

Could hear his yells all the way to Uranus.

[matsuki]

that's nothing... decided to take a dump just after spreading some calcium dissolver on the bowl for cleaning. (yeah i'm not always really coherent in the scheduling of some tasks). The burning sensation was absolutely awesome... a bit like a nukular explosion in your pant... but warmer... and longer...

I think I was 18 at the time but I remember waking up at 5am for a hockey game (we were in some tournament in Utah) and having some muscle pain in my right leg. Not being so awake, in the locker room I rubbed some Icy/Hot muscle creme on the inside of my leg, stood up, and realized my sac was penduluming right into the area I just applied the creme:wall: ....everyone had a good laugh at my screams of pain but when I finally suited up and hopped on the ice, I was 9000% more awake than anyone else. I proceeded to destroy everyone I came into contact with. (and getting all hot and sweaty just made the Icy/Hot spread and the situation worsen. I don't think I've hit that many people in one game before.

[Catoneinutica]

A little eye candy for Jack:

[Greji]

You ever had the experience of sitting on the toilet in the dead of a Japanese winter's night and forgot to reel your junk up and got a severe cold shock from freezing water?

Nah, I didn't think you could relate.

Greji, tell him about it.

Nothing further needs to be added except that water was deep.....

[Coligny]

And this kids is how golden snow was born...

maybe...

[Taro Toporific]

[Mike Oxlong]