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Bringing Death To The Japanese

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Bringing Death To The Japanese

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:53 pm

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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:48 am

Reuters: Want to set up a sushi bar at your funeral?
Want to set up a sushi bar at your funeral? Talk to John Kamm, an American entrepreneur aiming for a slice of Japan's $6,8-billion funeral industry. Kamm helps people set up their own burials for a fee. Most choose simple Buddhist ceremonies, but some order food buffets for mourners and pick their own karaoke music for the funeral service. "There are a lot more people dying but there are a lot more companies springing up," said Kamm, 35. "They are keeping up with the ageing population growth. The funeral industry is one of many sectors that envisages big profits in catering to the elderly in the world's greyest country...more...
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Going cheap on the heap

Postby Russell » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:41 pm

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Postby Mock Cockpit » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:48 pm

Russell wrote:If this is at all funeral related, what is actually in the fucking minimum plan?
Just wondering. :confused:

Have you ever eaten at Joyfull?
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Postby dimwit » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:40 pm

Russell wrote:If this is at all funeral related, what is actually in the fucking minimum plan?
Just wondering. :confused:


Er...How much money did you say you had again?:D
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:01 pm

Russell wrote:So, if you choose for the minimum plan:
  1. How do they dispose of the body if cremation is not included?
  2. How do they transport the body to where it is to be disposed if no transportation fee is included?
  3. Is it possible to have a funeral without a funeral room?

If this is at all funeral related, what is actually in the fucking minimum plan?
Just wondering. :confused:


It depends. If you have a heavy duty garbage disposal unit, 1# through 3# do not apply. The priest says a few words over the sink and in you go. Free Draino is provided.....
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