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The men with the golden asses

Postby dimwit » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:13 am

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SKorea: Men arrested for smuggling gold in rectums

SEOUL, South Korea — South Korean customs officials say they have arrested eight men over a scheme to allegedly smuggle gold out of the country by hiding it in their rectums.

The Korea Customs Service said Monday the men allegedly transformed $260,000 in gold bars into small beads and smuggled them in their rectums to Japan two times in 2010 to avoid import taxes.

South Korea says Japanese custom officials caught the men on their second attempt and sent them home after imposing fines. Later, one of the suspects allegedly orchestrated an unsuccessful bid to smuggle gold bars from Mongolia to Hong Kong using a similar method.

Meanwhile, South Korean officials gathered evidence against them at home. They say the suspects recently admitted to the smuggling after initial denials


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20120116/as-skorea-gold-smuggling/

Apparently, metal detectors at airports don't detect gold if it is shoved up your ass.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:45 am

dimwit wrote:Apparently, metal detectors at airports don't detect gold if it is shoved up your ass.

what happened? did they pop out or something?
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Postby This is a pen » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:57 am

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:57 am

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Postby matsuki » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:01 am

I always thought many Koreans have a stick up their butt when it comes to Japan...now I know it's gold bars and beads when they actually come to Japan.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:43 pm

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Better go with the silicone stuff... but the stainless steel poopertrainers are good too...

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:09 pm

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Postby Russell » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:57 pm

The official who had to check their asses is now called Goldfinger by his colleagues...
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Postby Greji » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:20 am

"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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Postby matsuki » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:29 am

Greji wrote:That buiding's next to my office and you might be right. I thought I saw Coligny sneaking around there.....
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Always wondered what that golden shit was...
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:09 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Always wondered what that golden shit was...


Mahhh bad... t'was from the day after I tried the poutine...

Delicious poutine...

drooooooollll...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:04 pm

Greji wrote:That buiding's next to my office and you might be right. I thought I saw Coligny sneaking around there.....
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Postby Marked Trail » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:55 pm

Let's not kill the asses that laid the golden unchi.

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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:40 pm

Mo' betta than "The men with the golden asses."

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Postby Greji » Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:52 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Mo' betta than "The men with the golden asses."

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Better than gold finger, gold stiffy.....
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Postby Russell » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:53 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Mo' betta than "The men with the golden asses."

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I beg you pardon?!? That's a woman.
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Postby Russell » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:57 pm

Greji wrote:Better than gold finger, gold stiffy.....
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You mean this?

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Postby Greji » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:23 pm

Russell wrote:You mean this?

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Ain't that what John Fogerty call the "Flying Spoon?" (Doo da doo)
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Postby matsuki » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:27 am

Russell wrote:I beg you pardon?!? That's a woman.


It better be...or I'm gonna be sick...
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