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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:45 pm

Mother of AKB48 member Minami Takahashi arrested for obscene acts with 15-year-old boy
February 7, 2012
TOKYO (TR) ---The Tokyo Metropolitan Police confirmed on Tuesday the arrest of the 44-year-old mother of Minami Takahashi, a member of the popular singing group AKB48, for performing obscene acts with a junior-high school boy...More!...

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Postby s4bzzz » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:16 pm

Suhweeeeet!:clap: 50man is a pretty steep fine for a cougar attack tho. I wonder if it's the same for men who engage in a bit of the kind of rape that isn't actually rape? :rolleyes:
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:26 pm

aaaaarrrrrgggg nuke it from orbit...
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Postby Netherlander » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:38 pm

Coligny wrote:aaaaarrrrrgggg nuke it from orbit...


Lucky kid.::banana: I wish I was "attacked:wink: by one of these mothers when I was 15.
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Postby Dreamy_Peach » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:55 pm

Plenty of milf in the nursery yard each morning on the way to work, absolutely agog. :eek:
Not sure if this photo would qualify her, though surely a sweet deal for a 15 year old.
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:59 pm

Crikey - she is not that much older than me.... and she has a kid who is in AKB48. My kid has just discovered his belly button - not bad for a 1 year old.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:02 pm

I wonder what the punishment would have been if it was a 44 year old man and a 15 year old girl.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:05 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I wonder what the punishment would have been if it was a 44 year old man and a 15 year old girl.


Usually, just asking for direction to a schoolgirl put you in the most wanted list...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:31 pm

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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:41 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Crikey - she is not that much older than me.... and she has a kid who is in AKB48. My kid has just discovered his belly button - not bad for a 1 year old.


Consider yerself lucky he didun't discover akb48 instead...
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:46 pm

On a side note... I should start a local girlzband here too...

BuKaKe69 (or BKK69 ?)... something that don't leave too much space for missinterpretation...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:54 pm

Coligny wrote:On a side note... I should start a local girlzband here too...

BuKaKe69 (or BKK69 ?)... something that don't leave too much space for missinterpretation...

U R way, way too late...
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:32 pm

DON'T BE INSULTING...

Nagoya IS NOT Toyohashi... we are much closer to Hamamamstsu.



(for those wondering... I'm not really disxsklesksic...

just maybee a littul...)
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Postby Gum » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:53 am

This article makes me wish I spent less time playing Starcraft at 15 and more time hunting for older women that rock stockings...

I remember going to their building for some street fighter and shiz... I made my way upstairs to the top floor (I did not know of akb at the time) only to be pushed and find myself crowd surfing in an ooze-like sea of older men... 8-O

Do you guys think a group like AKB48 would be a hit in the US? :banana:

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Postby plaid_knight » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:26 am

Do you guys think a group like AKB48 would be a hit in the US?


If you show stuff like Ponytail and Scrunchie or Heavy Rotation on MTV and then get the band to go on tour in the US I'm sure that they would be a hit.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:21 am

Gum wrote:This article makes me wish I spent less time playing Starcraft at 15 and more time hunting for older women that rock stockings...

I remember going to their building for some street fighter and shiz... I made my way upstairs to the top floor (I did not know of akb at the time) only to be pushed and find myself crowd surfing in an ooze-like sea of older men... 8-O

Do you guys think a group like AKB48 would be a hit in the US? :banana:

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Since Brittney Spears has now been an embarassment... like... forever... Yeah... maybe it would be time to replace with something that don't make you turn gay... (or worse... like Toyota's push for Hatsune Miku...)

Because honestly... between a one night stand with Spears or Jason Statham... I'd say it's no gay if the balls don't touch...
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Postby plaid_knight » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:03 am

(or worse... like Toyota's push for Hatsune Miku...)


That was something where the American branch had no earthly idea how to promote the character. The slow build on youtube and the concerts in LA and New York seem like the better way to go.
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Postby IparryU » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:03 am

Gum wrote:This article makes me wish I spent less time playing Starcraft at 15 and more time hunting for older women that rock stockings...

Do you guys think a group like AKB48 would be a hit in the US? :banana:

Forever violated,

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word... i didn't get into sugar mamas until i was 18... i was an Unreal/Street Fighter addict and having an older girl that knew I was broke as shit was great...

but ya, quiting games at 15 and gettin into older girls who would buy them for you would be kick ass..

I just wish i did as good as coligny and jack...
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Postby Kanchou » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:02 pm

*South Park* Niiiiiice.

If she had waited another six months or so, she at least wouldn't have gotten arrested...
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Perfect rationale: "We did it several times after he repeatedly asked for it"

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Postby Coligny » Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:01 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:The police quoted the woman herself as saying, "We did it several times after he repeatedly asked for it," according to Shukan Bunshun, Kyodo News and other media.


Nope, don't work... I have to threaten to go to buy a MercoBenz S-Class... (have to plan ahead for dealership opening timez)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:06 pm

Hey, SDH, what's up with the Hachioji Jukujo's?
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Postby IparryU » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:50 am

looks like it is open game for anyone related to major idols... underage sex, drugs, and other fun stuffs to be hidden...
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