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Claude Ciari's Son Arrested

Postby Mulboyne » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:18 pm

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Postby Iraira » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:53 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Ciari's daughter...snip...is the voice behind the in-car announcements on most of the country's major lines. I bet you'll recognize her:


You have just answered one of my longest standing questions about Japan that I was too afraid to ask anyone.....a thousand blessings on all your chromosomes.
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Postby omae mona » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:43 pm

Iraira wrote:You have just answered one of my longest standing questions about Japan that I was too afraid to ask anyone.....a thousand blessings on all your chromosomes.


I am always impressed by how she even fixes up the pronunciation and emphasis of syllables in station names to match the expectations of Western ears. YoYOgi. HaraJOOku. ShiBOOya. Had no idea who she was, so I am with Iraira in my gratitude to Mulboyne for solving this long running mystery for me!
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:09 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:24 pm

I always thought they it was all made with a voice synthesizer or something. I guess I was wrong all along.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:49 pm

The wife of a friend of mine used to do the English announcements for the Tokaido Shinkansen back in the days before JNR was privatized. There are a number of people who do the Japanese announcements on the trains and there's a Wiki list here (Japanese) which will tell you who is on your line. Naoko Miura is most often used for JR East including the Yamanote Line. Christelle Ciari isn't the only voice used for English announcements but she does most of the main lines.

I remember seeing a TV show which introduced a woman who turned out to be the voice of ATM machines and that message you get when you can't reach someone's Docomo cellphone. Can't remember her name.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:29 am

Mulboyne wrote:I remember seeing a TV show which introduced a woman who turned out to be the voice of ATM machines and that message you get when you can't reach someone's Docomo cellphone. Can't remember her name.


The Docomo girl is Keiko Nakamura (I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right)....I saw the same show.
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Postby Kanchou » Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:19 am

One of my former Japanese teachers in Tokyo had done the recordings for a certain train line... although they had been replaced by then.

It makes sense, because he had a very clean, nice-sounding voice.
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:57 pm

Iraira wrote:The Docomo girl is Keiko Nakamura (I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right)....I saw the same show.


Just found this clip of her:

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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:42 am

An Australian friend of mine does the recent shinknsen announcements. She said JR really know what they want in terms of intonation and accent. I think it is because they want newer recordings to not "clash" with older recordings.

Freaks me out though when I catch the Shink as I can still tell it is her. She didn't make it public that she had the gig but when I asked if it was her, she confirmed it was.
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:39 am

GomiGirl wrote:An Australian friend of mine does the recent shinknsen announcements. She said JR really know what they want in terms of intonation and accent. I think it is because they want newer recordings to not "clash" with older recordings.

Freaks me out though when I catch the Shink as I can still tell it is her. She didn't make it public that she had the gig but when I asked if it was her, she confirmed it was.


She must be one of the few Aussie girls that speak English....
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Postby IparryU » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:33 am

Greji wrote:She must be one of the few Aussie girls that speak English....
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Please also refRAIN from lookin at the knickers of the girls standing on the platform.

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:44 am

All right, a lesson in Strayan for you Seppos, mixed in with a little of the season's spirit....
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:48 am

I wonder how many Americans can listen to it and understand it without watching the words.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:13 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I wonder how many Americans can listen to it and understand it without watching the words.


Good question, especially considering you guys dubbed Mad Max into American even though it starred an American (who, admittedly, spoke normally in the original version...)
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:21 pm

GomiGirl wrote:An Australian friend of mine does the recent shinknsen announcements. She said JR really know what they want in terms of intonation and accent. I think it is because they want newer recordings to not "clash" with older recordings.

Freaks me out though when I catch the Shink as I can still tell it is her. She didn't make it public that she had the gig but when I asked if it was her, she confirmed it was.


JR actually did something very right when they chose her: what a great voice! Clear and intelligent without sounding cold and BBC-ish, as well as having what sounds to me like a perfect blend of American and British English.

The person who's voice is used on the Sobu and Keiyo Lines, OTOH....Why JR makes dual announcements in Japanese and English on these lines with their 99.9 percent Japanese ridership is beyond me, but the volume at which they play them is unbelievably high; are the Japanese all bloody deaf?! I've taken to always wearing noise-canceling headphones and rocking out 18th-century sinfonias and concerti. I'm just waiting for the time someone importunes me with a compliant about the sound of my headphones; I'll tell them to take it up with JR.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:09 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Good question, especially considering you guys dubbed Mad Max into American even though it starred an American (who, admittedly, spoke normally in the original version...)


Yeah, too bad he doesn't make much sense in either language any longer.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:56 am

Iraira wrote:Yeah, too bad he doesn't make much sense in either language any longer.


So true.

I have seen the dubbed 'merican Mad Max and it just freaks me out. By the time that Beyond Thunderdome came out, the dialog was certainly less 'strine . But I liked the raw look and sound of the first movie.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:12 pm

The son has been arrested again. This time for beating his wife and mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law first called the police at 4:15am. His wife then called minutes later saying "Hurry up! He's going to kill us".

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Postby sublight » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:30 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I wonder how many Americans can listen to it and understand it without watching the words.


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Bad luck you can't move your cats to australia... (seems that a loaded criminal police record is still needed to obtain a visa, since cats always manage to make the blame fall on the dog... it's no go...)

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:20 am

Coligny wrote:[yt]DNCGitpNQWo[/yt]

The littul blond kitten in white wifebeater is such a bundle of kewt...

Bad luck you can't move your cats to australia... (seems that a loaded criminal police record is still needed to obtain a visa, since cats always manage to make the blame fall on the dog... it's no go...)

(sidenote dun't tell Yua kthxbye)


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