What the Jews can teach the Japanese

[Samurai_Jerk]

[Coligny]

COOKING...

You have to add the bacon yourself...

BUT DJOUZE COOKING IS LE YUMMY...

[Mike Oxlong]

[yt]5yLq9rfnpHs[/yt]

[Iraira]

Oh, great, I suppose we'll see a bunch of Jewish American Princesses coming over to teach J-girls to talk through their noses..........

[Samurai_Jerk]

Oh, great, I suppose we'll see a bunch of Jewish American Princesses coming over to teach J-girls to talk through their noses..........

Doubt it. There are plenty of Aussie eikaiwa teachers doing that already.

[Iraira]

Doubt it. There are plenty of Aussie eikaiwa teachers doing that already.

And Hamasaki Ayumi has been singing through her nose for years....sheesh, I'll take prime time Fran Drescher over her any day.

[Mike Oxlong]

Maybe Tokyo as der Kaffee Kapital has a connection...

[yt]PDXEgBh0TF0[/yt]

[Samurai_Jerk]

And Hamasaki Ayumi has been singing through her nose for years....sheesh, I'll take prime time Fran Drescher over her any day.

Who needs Fran Drescher when you got this?

[Ganma]

How to be a princess?

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

I want a darling little jewish princess
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites


Read more: FRANK ZAPPA - JEWISH PRINCESS LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/jewish-princess-lyrics-frank-zappa.html#ixzz1lupietqG
Copied from MetroLyrics.com

[Yokohammer]

Frankie Z was seriously non-PC.

[Christoff]

How to be a princess?

More like what JAPs can do for Japs.

[Ganma]

Frankie Z was seriously non-PC.

Oh yeah. They don't make 'em like Frank anymore.

[Coligny]

Some still try... but it's a bit weird...

[Yosh]

Didn't seem like a single reply addressed the actual post - but I know one thing that we Jews can teach the Japanese - the ability to laugh at oneself and not take everything so fucking seriously.

Also, the concept of sarcasm, something in which they direly need an education - maybe these two points are really the same thing?

They could also stand to be schooled in comedy, although I think this is one culture gap that will never be breached - for example, I don't know one Japanese person who likes Seinfeld at all.

[Iraira]

They could also stand to be schooled in comedy, although I think this is one culture gap that will never be breached - for example, I don't know one Japanese person who likes Seinfeld at all.

I don't know any people who like Seinfeld at all.

[American Oyaji]

I THOUGHT that was Zappa!