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Postby Gum » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:35 pm

... And on news no one really cares about but still provide that "oh you people so kreay kreay" effect... LV drops a bone-wrapper just in time for Valentines.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/13/louis-vuitton-condoms_n_1145902.html

LV Rubber - $65 (Each)
Channel Rubber - $279 (Twelve Pack) (These are so last season)

Good deals,

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:53 pm

Condom? What's that?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:06 pm

Me, I was planning on draping myself in brunettes...8)
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:47 pm

I plan on having Iraira as my arms bearer.....
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Postby matsuki » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:33 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Condom? What's that?


:p ....
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Postby Coligny » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:45 pm

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Condoms Renault Sport...

Like the cars... start only half of the time without pushing by hand...
Leak continuously unidentifiable substances...
Made of the only latex on earth able to rust...
And are the best to finish a lap before everybody else...
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Postby Kanchou » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:39 am

Well, anything's better than tiny Japanese rubbers...
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:45 pm

Greji wrote:I plan on having Iraira as my arms bearer.....
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So you too lazy to even wank for yourself now?
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Postby Coligny » Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:51 pm

GomiGirl wrote:So you too [s]lazy[/s] old to even wank for yourself now?


ftfy...

taking zee low road... as usual...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:48 am

Coligny wrote:ftfy...

taking zee low road... as usual...


I was just about to do the same thing then I saw you beat me to it.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:42 am

Gum wrote:... And on news no one really cares about but still provide that "oh you people so kreay kreay" effect... LV drops a bone-wrapper just in time for Valentines.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/13/louis-vuitton-condoms_n_1145902.html

LV Rubber - $65 (Each)
Channel Rubber - $279 (Twelve Pack) (These are so last season)

Good deals,

-Gum-

Well... LV has a better package so I will take that... I wonder if they have LV shapped ribbs going down the shaft?

kick ass find!
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Postby Gum » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:02 am

IparryU wrote:Well... LV has a better package so I will take that... I wonder if they have LV shapped ribbs going down the shaft?

kick ass find!


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I am sure you googled it already but yeah, they are ribbed for expensive pleasure.

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:05 am

Why'd a guy want his purple headed warrior to look calf shit brown? :confused:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:54 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Why'd a guy want his purple headed warrior to look calf shit brown? :confused:


Racist.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:19 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Why'd a guy want his purple headed warrior to look calf shit brown? :confused:


Less troma after backdoor session...

(I was told)
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Postby Greji » Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:20 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Why'd a guy want his purple headed warrior to look calf shit brown? :confused:

It might well have been the purple people eater in the "Before" picture. You're looking at the "After" shot here!
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Postby matsuki » Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:43 pm

Coligny wrote:Less troma after backdoor session...


For who? :D

Not really much for the backdoor spelunking except when hate fucking. Yah know, the bitch you know is cheating and you're already stuck with her for the night. "Oh that hurt? I'm sorry!" :redface2:
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Postby IparryU » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:14 pm

chokonen888 wrote:For who? :D

Not really much for the backdoor spelunking except when hate fucking. Yah know, the bitch you know is cheating and you're already stuck with her for the night. "Oh that hurt? I'm sorry!" :redface2:

I know 2 people that say this but...

"Pussy is the foreplay hole"
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Postby Coligny » Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:36 pm

Don't let them go to close behind you...
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