Turning Down Students: How do you guyz do it?

[McTojo]

How do you guyz do it?

I need advice on how to turn down a personal invite from a female student. How do you guyz let your students know that you are not interested in them at all!

I have a reputation for turning down invites to dinners and drinks from my students. In the whole entire time I have been in Japan I have only accepted one dinner invitation.

I have a totally hands off approach to my students, however, their mothers are fair game. I do and have shagged my students' mothers, though. Inquiring minds want to know.


Also, a group of male students are constantly hankering over the issues, too. They want to go drinking with me and I always refuse.

[Russell]

Once you start teaching at University instead of Kindergarten, life will become easier, I promise you...

[Coligny]

Say you have the gay...

[CrankyBastard]

How do you guyz do it?

I need advice on how to turn down a personal invite from a female student. How do you guyz let your students know that you are not interested in them at all!

I have a reputation for turning down invites to dinners and drinks from my students. In the whole entire time I have been in Japan I have only accepted one dinner invitation.

I have a totally hands off approach to my students, however, their mothers are fair game. I do and have shagged my students' mothers, though. Inquiring minds want to know.


Also, a group of male students are constantly hankering over the issues, too. They want to go drinking with me and I always refuse.

OH fuck, here we go again.
MuckTojo inciting vitriol!!

[McTojo]

Once you start teaching at University instead of Kindergarten, life will become easier, I promise you...

What do you mean? Teaching at Uni. is no more easier than teaching at an eikaiwa. An if you mean you go out with your students more easily then you are a bad teacher.

[McTojo]

Say you have the gay...

Have no idea what you are talking about mate.

[vanilla coke]

havent turned one down yet....

[Iraira]

Say you have the gay...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coligny again.

Spit pasta all over the screen.

[Coligny]

Can I come to lick your screen ?

/starting low carburetor diet
/le hungry...
/i'm not going to make it into day 2...

[Mike Oxlong]

Can I come to lick your screen ?

/starting low carburetor diet
/le hungry...
/i'm not going to make it into day 2...

[McTojo]

You are all a bunch of morons. When I'm actually being serious and normal I get tossed off....

[wuchan]

cover blown.

Toejam is an eikawa otaku teacher that is afraid of pussy. This thread is proof.

[wuchan]

havent turned one down yet....

are you aware that your avatar is a very bad photoshop?

[Coligny]

are you aware that your avatar is a very bad photoshop?

AND be glad it is...

Don't make me post the youtube video of the guy sitting on a jar... which broke under pressure...

You'd be AMAZED by the creativity even them japanese can have concerning which objects can get stuck when the evening gets boring...

/dinertime conversation were fascinating...
//eat only on mah own schedule nao...
///instead of twice...

[wuchan]

AND be glad it is...

Don't make me post the youtube video of the guy sitting on a jar... which broke under pressure...

You'd be AMAZED by the creativity even them japanese can have concerning which objects can get stuck when the evening gets boring...

/dinertime conversation were fascinating...
//eat only on mah own schedule nao...
///instead of twice...

that would be "one guy one glass"

[james]

You are all a bunch of morons. When I'm actually being serious and normal I get tossed off....

so you act like a complete fuckwit for most of your tenancy on the board then are taken aback when people call you out and and tell you that you left your balls at customs in narita.

[Russell]

AND be glad it is...

Don't make me post the youtube video of the guy sitting on a jar... which broke under pressure...

WTF, I can't find this on Youtube, not even with a "one man one jar" search.

On the positive side, it led me to the story of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane]Le Pé]. What is it that you French have with farting?

[Yokohammer]

On the positive side, it led me to the story of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane]Le Pé]. What is it that you French have with farting?

A "fartiste"!

Fabulous!!

[Russell]

You are all a bunch of morons. When I'm actually being serious and normal I get tossed off....

This is so dé]you are not alone in your insecurity...[/URL]

[Coligny]

WTF, I can't find this on Youtube, not even with a "one man one jar" search.

On the positive side, it led me to the story of Le Pé]. What is it that you French have with farting?

Excessively unsafe: [url]http://disgustingmedia.com/videos/5/one-man-one-jar

Farts...

Farts are hillarious... any toddler will tell you that...

(ever tried being lactose intolerant in a cheeze based country ?)

[Russell]

Excessively unsafe: http://disgustingmedia.com/videos/5/one-man-one-jar

If this guy would have died of blood loss, he would deserve a Darwin Award. But somehow I got the impression that it was not the first time he did this (including the breaking of the glass)...

Now, it is incredible what people put up there, including the guy who poured in concrete and let it harden.

And of course there are these numerous reports of people using all other kinds of weird objects, including this guy:

In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick.

Farts...

Farts are hillarious... any toddler will tell you that...

(ever tried being lactose intolerant in a cheeze based country ?)

So, that's why you immigrated to Japan.

[Mike Oxlong]

The older the cheese, the less lactose it has. Cheddar has about 10% of the lactose found in regular milk. Eating cheap processed cheese at chez Ronald was the the likely problem...

[vanilla coke]

yes...

[Coligny]

The older the cheese, the less lactose it has. Cheddar has about 10% of the lactose found in regular milk. Eating cheap processed cheese at chez Ronald was the the likely problem...

I was talking out of my ass...

[Mike Oxlong]

I was talking out of my ass...

So was the cheese...

[Coligny]

So was the cheese...

I was hoping for a repost of the cat picshure...

/leaving frustrated...

[Mike Oxlong]

I was just fucking around, half drunk - half bored (as usual). Humor doesn't translate well on the interwebs, especially across continents, languages, cultures, and operating systems.

[Coligny]

hey, Cool d00d, I though it was awesome...

[IparryU]

How do you guyz do it?

I need advice on how to turn down a personal invite from a female student. How do you guyz let your students know that you are not interested in them at all!

I have a reputation for turning down invites to dinners and drinks from my students. In the whole entire time I have been in Japan I have only accepted one dinner invitation.

I have a totally hands off approach to my students, however, their mothers are fair game. I do and have shagged my students' mothers, though. Inquiring minds want to know.


Also, a group of male students are constantly hankering over the issues, too. They want to go drinking with me and I always refuse.

well... i know a trader who started teaching engrish for fun... he seriously did not need the money... so he started his price out at JPY1000. got to many students so upped it to 2k... then 3k... he got even more students cause he was a good teacher and had a solid background in finance.

he finally upped it to JPY5000 and asked for a cover letter and job information to pass some type of pre-requirement for his expertise... still didn't keep the house wives away, but he cut his students in half and still kept the majority of the pussy he was getting before.

moral? none whatsoever... doesn't need the money, didn't need any more pussy that he was getting than before, but tried something for fun and got nothing but more money and pussy than he could deal with.

I can't even have a cup of coffee with him cause he is too "busy"...

[McTojo]

well... i know a trader who started teaching engrish for fun... he seriously did not need the money... so he started his price out at JPY1000. got to many students so upped it to 2k... then 3k... he got even more students cause he was a good teacher and had a solid background in finance.

he finally upped it to JPY5000 and asked for a cover letter and job information to pass some type of pre-requirement for his expertise... still didn't keep the house wives away, but he cut his students in half and still kept the majority of the pussy he was getting before.

moral? none whatsoever... doesn't need the money, didn't need any more pussy that he was getting than before, but tried something for fun and got nothing but more money and pussy than he could deal with.

I can't even have a cup of coffee with him cause he is too "busy"...

Another one of your fictional stories. This doesn't happened for most of you in the real world.