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Postby Yosh » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:23 am

Due to work I had to cut my last Japan trip short and leave my wife and child behind for a month and a half. When she came home I was suprised to discover that she had learned to say "Ampaman" before "Daddy"
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:40 am

Could has been worse...

"kuubo"

yup aircraftcarrier...

not bad huh...
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Postby matsuki » Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:47 am

Coligny wrote:Could has been worse...


She could have been calling someone else dada :eek:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:12 pm

chokonen888 wrote:She could have been calling someone else dada :eek:


She will be soon enough!
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Postby matsuki » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:36 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:She will be soon enough!


:cheers: ooooooooooooooooooooooh
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:44 pm

Yosh wrote:Due to work I had to cut my last Japan trip short and leave my wife and child behind for a month and a half. When she came home I was suprised to discover that she had learned to say "Ampaman" before "Daddy"
What do you want to hear.... that this is the first sign you failed as a parent?
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:04 pm

In mah case the face from mominlaw wuz enough to make my day...

some sort of static facepalm... like she sometimes do... when she realise that she excessively dislike a situation while realising half a second later that there is no single reason to give a real flying fuck aboot it...

Hey... she got the first smile afterall...
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:49 pm

My bubs said Daddy before Mummy. Gutted!
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:02 pm

Why does it have to be a competition?
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:04 pm

GomiGirl wrote:My bubs said Daddy before Mummy. Gutted!


You DO realise that you faileded as a mother...






maybee...

not so sure aboot these criteria to be honest...
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Postby legion » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:08 am

My daughter's first word in English was "no"

My son's might be "car", he might just be imitating the local crows, it's hard to tell
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Postby Russell » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:19 am

Coligny wrote:Could has been worse...

The worst it would have been when his daughter had uttered her first words at the age of 20.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:59 am

Russell wrote:The worst it would have been when his daughter had uttered her first words at the age of 20.


Wouldn't most father actually pay for this kind of silence ?
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Postby matsuki » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:31 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Why does it have to be a competition?


This...and with all the lil people around lately, I've been flashed more times in the past 2 months than I can count. :D Gotta love how our fascination with boobies starts so early!
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Postby Coligny » Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:35 am

chokonen888 wrote:This...and with all the lil people around lately, I've been flashed more times in the past 2 months than I can count. :D Gotta love how our fascination with boobies starts so early!


You'ze really just a fooking pervert...

are you sure we're not related !?
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Postby matsuki » Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:48 am

Coligny wrote:You'ze really just a fooking pervert...

are you sure we're not related !?


Me mom's side is half le francais :D
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Postby IparryU » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:01 pm

chokonen888 wrote:She could have been calling someone else dada :eek:

most fucked up part is that it is probably the engrish teacher.... need to sign up for housewife engrish teaching...
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Postby Coligny » Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:18 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Me mom's side is half le francais :D


That would explain the capilarity too...
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Postby matsuki » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:40 pm

IparryU wrote:most fucked up part is that it is probably the engrish teacher.... need to sign up for housewife engrish teaching...


Sign up? Go hit up a bar mid-day and find some "students"

Coligny wrote:That would explain the capilarity too...


Tis a volatile combination :D
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Postby IparryU » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:51 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Sign up? Go hit up a bar mid-day and find some "students"

LOL hitting up a 300 yen bar pre-happy hour would be good for plain ol pick up game.

That or Hello Work for all the hot secretaries and tea bitches that got laid... off.

need some excitement... something that is film worthy for coligny
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Postby Coligny » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:02 pm

IparryU wrote:LOL hitting up a 300 yen bar pre-happy hour would be good for plain ol pick up game.

That or Hello Work for all the hot secretaries and tea bitches that got laid... off.

need some excitement... something that is film worthy for coligny
:bukkake:


Yeah, but this time put some clean underwear and socks without holes furst... the hobo pr0n market is saturated...
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Postby Tsuru » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:01 pm

Tsuru wrote:What do you want to hear.... that this is the first sign you failed as a parent?
fuck off, cunt.
I certainly seem to have rustled someone's jimmies....
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:13 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Why does it have to be a competition?


Cos I am the primary caregiver..... I deserve top billing!! :cool:

BTW I am not really gutted - it was just a silly anecdote and an excuse to talk about my kid.
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Postby Yosh » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:47 am

Tsuru; Are you quoting yourself there?
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Postby IparryU » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:30 am

[quote="Yosh"]Tsuru]
me thinks that might have been red snots... but coligney been eatin crayons like chicken nuggets again... so who knows...
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Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:27 am

Fuuuuck youuuuuu

I'm eating to compensate for lack of affekshiun... It's this or taking a crowbar to unglue me Dj00ly from her taped korean dramaz... reaching the point where she asked me to buy external hard drives for her tv be ause she filled the interal one...
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Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:28 am

[quote="Yosh"]Tsuru]

I'm starting to think that the anonymous dotting system is not so great...
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