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Japanese woman refused refugee status in Canada

Postby Jack » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:53 am

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/02/nuclear-fear-not-enough-for-asylum/

Morons like her make all Japanese look bad.
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:04 am

Depends. Her hometown might be Fukushima.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:04 pm

Jack wrote:http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/02/nuclear-fear-not-enough-for-asylum/

Morons like her make all Japanese look bad.


Not as bad as what you do to the reputation of mankind... if aliens first contact are with you we are totally fucked...
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Postby sublight » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:03 pm

Now she just needs to make up a semi-coherent blog article about the horrors (the horrors!) she endured at the hands of these lying, ugly, corrupt canucks (and their obviously foreign (and armed!) flunkies), all the while claiming she's really an internationally respected journalist with a handsome Canadian boyfriend.
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Postby james » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:35 pm

sublight wrote:Now she just needs to make up a semi-coherent blog article about the horrors (the horrors!) she endured at the hands of these lying, ugly, corrupt canucks (and their obviously foreign (and armed!) flunkies), all the while claiming she's really an internationally respected journalist with a handsome Canadian boyfriend.


save your rhetoric, what do you think this is, some kind of hate site?
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Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:41 pm

I wish I could add sumething... but the level of awesum is already out of my reach...
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Postby Jack » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:16 pm

Coligny wrote:Not as bad as what you do to the reputation of mankind... if aliens first contact are with you we are totally fucked...


I disageree with your opinion because last time I checked I was very handsome even at my age, I am rich and I am smart.
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Postby Ganma » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:31 pm

Jack wrote: because last time I checked I was very handsome even at my age, I am rich and I am smart.

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Postby Russell » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:47 pm

Jack wrote:I disageree with your opinion because last time I checked I was very handsome even at my age, I am rich and I am smart.

Even if you were, that would not make you acceptable to every alien...

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:04 am

Jack wrote:I was very handsome even at my age, I am rich and I am smart.


And don't forget you're also an anti-Semitic anti-Anglophone piece of shit.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:19 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:And don't forget you're also an anti-Semitic anti-Anglophone piece of shit.


Wait...

you mean he's a circa 1930 frenchman ?
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:28 am

Coligny wrote:you mean he's a circa 1930 frenchman ?

You're going to give jack a stiffy...
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Postby Zeth3D » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:38 am

Jack wrote:I disageree with your opinion because last time I checked I was very handsome even at my age, I am rich and I am smart.


what are you 12?
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:11 am

Zeth3D wrote:what are you 12?

Jack: The mentality of a 12yo boy stuck in the body of a 40yo man who lives in his mother's basement and is pissed that FG gives zero fucks about him beyond the occasional laugh.
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Postby Yokohammer » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:25 am

A lot of guys think they're handsome and rich and smart, or at least handsome and smart. That's cool. Some of them probably even have friends.

It's just the ones who say it out loud (or post it on a forum) who are doomed to a life of isolation and ridicule.

What a stupid fucking thing to say.
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Postby matsuki » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:14 am

Yokohammer wrote:A lot of guys think they're handsome and rich and smart, or at least handsome and smart. That's cool.

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It's just the ones who say it out loud.


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Postby Typhoon » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:01 pm

Jack wrote:http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/02/nuclear-fear-not-enough-for-asylum/

Morons like her make all Japanese look bad.


And you make all Canadians look bad.

So your point is . . . ?
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Postby Russell » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:40 pm

Typhoon wrote:And you make all Canadians look bad.

Wasn't that honor already taken by the other Canadian?!?
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:52 pm

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Naw man, you've got it backwards. The US is Canada's Mexico.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:56 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Naw man, you've got it backwards. The US is Canada's Mexico.


I think you're being very unfair to Mexico.
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:49 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I think you're being very unfair to Mexico.

Guess it depends on where in Mexico...
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Postby Coligny » Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:01 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I think you're being very unfair to Mexico.

Didun't heard of many 'merkuns crossing the border to Canada to do hard manual labour jobs for slave wages...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:15 pm

No, it's more healthcare refugees.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:34 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:No, it's more healthcare refugees.


it's not even funny... :-(
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:44 pm

Coligny wrote:Didun't heard of many 'merkuns crossing the border to Canada to do hard manual labour jobs for slave wages...


That's because they can't find Canada on a map.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:11 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:That's because they can't find Canada on a map.


Isn't it that country that has a lot of oil, super nice spineless people, NO beaches (if you want to count the Hudson Bay as a beach) all the weed that you can smoke and Pamela Anderson??
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:21 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:Isn't it that country that has a lot of oil

Yup.

xenomorph42 wrote:super nice spineless people

So nice that many Americans pretend to be Canadians when traveling abroad. This has been going on for decades, my mother saw it when traveling in the 60s and no doubt it wasn't a new idea then either. (Speaking of spineless...)

xenomorph42 wrote:NO beaches (if you want to count the Hudson Bay as a beach)

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It's not free but we generally won't throw you in prison for simple possession.

xenomorph42 wrote:and Pamela Anderson??

She hails from the other side of the island in the above photo.
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Postby Jack » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:18 am

[quote="Ganma"]You can be anything you want to be on the internet, love. ]

Smartest thing I've read on this board in a long time. Omedetou.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:03 am

Jack wrote:Smartest thing I've read on this board in a long time. Omedetou.

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Postby matsuki » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:52 pm

FG Lurker wrote:So nice that many Americans pretend to be Canadians when traveling abroad. This has been going on for decades, my mother saw it when traveling in the 60s and no doubt it wasn't a new idea then either. (Speaking of spineless...)


I don't have to pretend, I look white and play hockey, they just assume... :D
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