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Spider silk spun into violin strings

Postby james » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:11 pm

By Jason Palmer
Science and technology reporter, BBC News

A Japanese researcher has used thousands of strands of spider silk to spin a set of violin strings.

The strings are said to have a "soft and profound timbre" relative to traditional gut or steel strings.

That may arise from the way the strings are twisted, resulting in a "packing structure" that leaves practically no space between any of the strands.

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Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:54 pm

james wrote:The strings are said to have a "soft and profound timbre" relative to traditional gut or steel strings.


So... like strings...

in fact...
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Postby james » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:01 pm

some day, maybe in 20 years, if i'm ever worthy of such strings i'd like to give them a try. maybe by then i'd be able to hear the difference.
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Postby Russell » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:44 pm

What's next? Condoms made of spider silk?!?
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Postby james » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:54 pm

Russell wrote:What's next? Condoms made of spider silk?!?


since there's absolutely not a hope in hell of this thread turning into a discussion of the various merits of one type of string over an other and their influence on timbre or tone quality, i'll just go with the flow and leave this..

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Postby james » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:09 am

Russell wrote:What's next? Condoms made of spider silk?!?


damn..

this is one of those quasi sci-fi trend prediction blurbs but.. looks like you nailed it..
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Postby Russell » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:28 am

james wrote:damn..

this is one of those quasi sci-fi trend prediction blurbs but.. looks like you nailed it..

LOL. I thought I was being creative, but it looks like someone beat me to it. Hope he applied for a patent.

There is definitely a hole in the market, and I'm the man to fill it. :cool:
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:18 am

Cyberpunk arachnopr0n...

yeah...

I think it can be done...

(btw, sorry for your thread dOOd... there's days like this where battuls are lost before even being fought)
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Postby Russell » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:39 am

OK, let me get this thread back on track...

[SIZE="4"]The goats with spider genes and silk in their milk[/SIZE]

Prof Randy Lewis shows Adam Rutherford genetically modified goats at a farm at Utah State University, US, which produce large quantities of a spider silk that is among the strongest substances known to man.

The transplanted gene means the goat produce milk containing an extra protein, which is extracted and spun into spider silk thread.

There should be one way to produce these strings, not?
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Postby Coligny » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:18 am

Russell wrote:OK, let me get this thread back on track...


There should be one way to produce these strings, not?


Why would you want to make condoms with goat produced steel violin strings...

And since when you drive upside down if you have to stop the car fallback to the floor, why on earth did they put traffic lights on the ceiling ? Do they really want to ruin everyones paint job ?
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Postby Russell » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:27 am

Coligny wrote:Why would you want to make condoms with goat produced steel violin strings...

And since when you drive upside down if you have to stop the car fallback to the floor, why on earth did they put traffic lights on the ceiling ? Do they really want to ruin everyones paint job ?

Fornicate, I don't get it Coligny.

Must be late already...
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Postby Coligny » Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:55 am

I blame the weather, it's 3 days of wind and rainstorm mixed with highly fluctuation humidity and temperature... My aging bones are taking such a pounding that my lower back went full lock down a good part of monday and tuesday...

I dun't need much to lose sanity...
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Postby IparryU » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:10 pm

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Postby james » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:50 pm

Russell wrote:OK, let me get this thread back on track...


There should be one way to produce these strings, not?


yeah, if there's anything that will get a thread back on track around here, it's talk of goats :D
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Postby Russell » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:38 am

james wrote:yeah, if there's anything that will get a thread back on track around here, it's talk of goats :D

OK, still trying to become serious.

The recent floods in Australia promise a good harvest for those planning to produce violin strings.

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Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:06 am

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Postby Russell » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:48 am

Coligny wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -take breath- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You don't like violin strings, huh?!?
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:07 pm

james wrote:Image


Love the tighty whities!!

Well this answers the age old question of whether Spiderman is a brief or boxers man...
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Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:57 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Love the tighty whities!!

Well this answers the age old question of whether Spiderman is a brief or boxers man...

I saw a movie where he wuz going commando...
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:13 pm

Coligny wrote:I saw a movie where he wuz going commando...


I know the sorts of movies you like to watch... I think I might pass. :puke:
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:26 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Love the tighty whities!!

Well this answers the age old question of whether Spiderman is a brief or boxers man...

Did you really think he could conceal boxers under that skintight costume?:confused:
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Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:54 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I know the sorts of movies you like to watch... I think I might pass. :puke:


You, like, totally, have a dirty mind...

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(Yukie Kagawa is like totally th3 hot...)
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:09 pm

Coligny wrote:You, like, totally, have a dirty mind...


Hello, my name is GomiGirl - have we met? :kanpai:
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Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:59 pm

I think... I wuz the moderately chubby bloke with a musketeer (sort of)
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Postby Russell » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:06 pm

And then there is of course Spider Plant Man, played by Rowan Atkinson.

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