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Postby Bucky » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:58 am

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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:41 am

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Postby cstaylor » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:49 am

AssKissinger wrote:Oh shit. He was supposed to say "I was always not touching her bottom."

I thought AK was American, not Canadian... and was she carrying a ping-pong paddle? :wink:
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:09 am

cstaylor wrote:I thought AK was American, not Canadian... and was she carrying a ping-pong paddle? :wink:


!!??

BTW, what's hapening with them Caneedian in Japan...
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Postby Christoff » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:48 am

Japan is really taking the fun out of misogyny.
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Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:56 am

SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:44 am

chokonen888 wrote:...cause yeah, that really narrows it down.


I'm getting worried...I live out that way and I'm beginning to wonder whether it might be me...
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Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:30 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I'm getting worried...I live out that way and I'm beginning to wonder whether it might be me...


Well, you certainly fit the profile, unsure of what you did and didn't do...but I think you'd scare away most school children too quickly to be able to perform the ol skirt flip and squeeze.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:13 pm

When did Jack get in town?
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:25 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:When did Jack get in town?

Was about to say the same thing! I guess he escaped his mother's basement and stowed away on a plane or something...
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Postby Ganma » Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:03 pm

I came across this classic when trying to google the above article:

Woman Arrested for Groping TSA Agent
Authorities say that 61-year-old Yukari Mihamae refused to go through passenger screening on Thursday afternoon, got into an argument with TSA agents, then squeezed and twisted one agent's left breast with both hands.
http://www.military.com/video/commercial-aviation/passengers/woman-arrested-for-groping-tsa-agent/1063938659001/

It gets better. The 'victim' TSA agent's name was Barbara O'Toole. :D
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:04 pm

Ganma wrote:I came across this classic when trying to google the above article:

Woman Arrested for Groping TSA Agent

It gets better. The 'victim' TSA agent's name was Barbara O'Toole. :D


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Postby Ganma » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:35 pm

[quote="Samurai_Jerk"]You're a bit late to the party. ]
Scary. I even posted in that thread a few months ago. I must have been pissed or something, because I have no such recollection! :glow2:
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Postby Iraira » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:01 pm

Ganma wrote: I must have been pissed or something, because I have no such recollection! :glow2:

The above should be memorized in case of any unfriendly encounters will the J-cops.
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Postby Jack » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:53 am

FG Lurker wrote:Was about to say the same thing! I guess he escaped his mother's basement and stowed away on a plane or something...


Nope, still in there. Her basement is not an easy place to escape from.
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Postby Iraira » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:39 am

Jack wrote:Nope, still in there. Her basement is not an easy place to escape from.

You really need to discuss this "Escaping from mother's basement" issue with your shrink.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:15 pm

Jack wrote:Her basement is not an easy place to escape from.


I never got away from my Mum's apron strings....
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:29 pm

So they let Chris Johnson back in?
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Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:07 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:So they let Chris Johnson back in?


The guy groped a schoolgirl, he never raped a dog while threatening to kill the rest of his family... Don't mix them all...
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Postby Jack » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:36 pm

Iraira wrote:You really need to discuss this "Escaping from mother's basement" issue with your shrink.


My shrink is way too crazy.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:06 am

Jack wrote:My shrink is way too crazy.


At least he didun't resign on your sorry ass...

/been there
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