Fat Peoples' Guide to Enjoying Tokyo Disneyland

by **Coligny** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:56 pm

/want... want want want want want...

by **McTojo** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:55 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Isn't it against your mantra to enjoy such a western thing in Japan?

Enjoying Western things from time to time is not completely off the table. I am an American after all.

by **McTojo** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:58 pm

IparryU wrote:Prolly cause he lost his virginity to some fugly shibuya harajuku rat at the Disney hotel and blew JPY1M to seal her off...

don't blame him. social cripples and ogre look a likes only fly in Disneyland

What are you talking about? Shrek was was an ogre and had a hot ogre wife. I don't have to pay for putty.

by **matsuki** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:36 pm

IparryU wrote:Prolly cause he lost his virginity to some fugly shibuya harajuku rat at the Disney hotel and blew JPY1M to seal her off...

don't blame him. social cripples and ogre look a likes only fly in Disneyland

Imagine her surprise when she found out he wasn't wearing a costume

by **McTojo** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:23 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Imagine her surprise when she found out he wasn't wearing a costume

Just jealous because I can go to Disneyland and you can't.

by **cstaylor** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:29 pm

McTojo wrote:and had a hot ogre wife

These six words speak volumes. :noose:

by **matsuki** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:44 pm

McTojo wrote:Just jealous because I can go to Disneyland and you can't.

You miss the post where I said I have an annual pass? :rolleyes:

by **waruta** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:01 pm

chokonen888 wrote:You miss the post where I said I have an annual pass?

He's just jealous because we're not treated like this:

when we try and get on a ride.

McTojo wrote:I reject your reality and substitue my own.

FTFY

by **Coligny** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:55 pm

chokonen888 wrote:You miss the post where I said I have an annual pass?

show off...

by **matsuki** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:36 am

Coligny wrote:show off...

Technically, it's for my business

...but I do take lemurs there and let the "magic" happen.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:59 am

[quote="chokonen888"]...but I do take lemurs there and let the "magic" happen. ]

If spending the day at Disney Land is what it takes to get laid, I'd rather not get laid.

by **matsuki** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:27 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:If spending the day at Disney Land is what it takes to get laid, I'd rather not get laid.

LOL, not required but it's a lazy way to get them all on yah with little effort

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:29 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, not required but it's a lazy way to get them all on yah with little effort

I can think of few things that would take more effort on my part than pretending to enjoy Disneyland.

by **matsuki** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:28 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I can think of few things that would take more effort on my part than pretending to enjoy Disneyland.

LOL, how can you not enjoy Disneyland? The crowds, crying babies, spoiled children, lines, overpriced freeze dried food...oh, wait. Seriously though, if you can't enjoy Disneyland, you're being too uptight.

by **Coligny** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:43 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, how can you not enjoy Disneyland? The crowds, crying babies, spoiled children, lines, overpriced freeze dried food...oh, wait. Seriously though, if you can't enjoy Disneyland, you're being too uptight.

This or are part of the people who don't really acknowledge or enjoy the butchering done to Lewis Carroll and Jules Vernes' books... And this is before even taking into account what kind of piece of shit Walt Disney himself was...

by **matsuki** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:15 pm

Coligny wrote:This or are part of the people who don't really acknowledge or enjoy the butchering done to Lewis Carroll and Jules Vernes' books... And this is before even taking into account what kind of piece of shit Walt Disney himself was...

...or all those innocent lemmings!!!

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:01 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, not required but it's a lazy way to get them all on yah with little effort

might be a good way to 'get them all on yah', but it'll cost you more than phoning up a deli health for a week's supply of getting it on...

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:05 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:might be a good way to 'get them all on yah', but it'll cost you more than phoning up a deli health for a week's supply of getting it on...

Word. That is one pretty expensive date. A nice dinner and love hotel would be cheaper too. Not that I'd ever pay for either.

by **McTojo** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:50 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, how can you not enjoy Disneyland? The crowds, crying babies, spoiled children, lines, overpriced freeze dried food...oh, wait. Seriously though, if you can't enjoy Disneyland, you're being too uptight.

There's something for everybody at Disneyland, especially Tokyo Disneyland. If you can't feel the magic there then you're just a stuffy old fu%#k. I was also there on December 25th when they pumped out artificial snow near the mote and the castle. The mood was epic.

by **Kanchou** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:37 pm

Coligny wrote:This or are part of the people who don't really acknowledge or enjoy the butchering done to Lewis Carroll and Jules Vernes' books... And this is before even taking into account what kind of piece of shit Walt Disney himself was...

Speaking of which, the Japanese translation of "20,000 leagues under the sea" is way the fuck off.

It actually meant a journey 20,000 leagues long under the sea, but the translation in Japanese is "undersea depth 20,000 meters," which isn't even the right unit of measurement, much less physically possible.

by **Coligny** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:55 pm

at least they didn't add "20000 meters under the water super happy tentacle bukakke rape party in a submarine while housewife is raped watched by husband for debt"

Seriously... some add problem with mercury poisonning while being toddlers...

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:14 am

Coligny wrote:at least they didn't add "20000 meters under the water super happy tentacle bukakke rape party in a submarine while housewife is raped watched by husband for debt"

Don't forget she's also being ravished while wearing cat's ears and spectacles while being part of a group of dozens of identically dressed women singing in high-pitched, squeaky, infantile voices who step from side to side and move their arms around in unison....

by **IparryU** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:08 am

Kanchou wrote:Speaking of which, the Japanese translation of "20,000 leagues under the sea" is way the fuck off.

It actually meant a journey 20,000 leagues long under the sea, but the translation in Japanese is "undersea depth 20,000 meters," which isn't even the right unit of measurement, much less physically possible.

true... show some j-translation/logic skills for ya...

20,000 leagues is ~7.52575 times the diameter of Earth (12,756.2km)
1 league = 4.8km

20k league = 96,000km = 96,000,000m

difference => 20,000m - 96,000,000 = 95,980,000

difference is still... 7.52418 times the diameter of the earth...

nice to see how good a fucked translation is...

by **IparryU** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:10 am

McTojo wrote:There's something for everybody at Disneyland, especially Tokyo Disneyland. If you can't feel the magic there then you're just a stuffy old fu%#k. I was also there on December 25th when they pumped out artificial snow near the mote and the castle. The mood was epic.

didn't start laughing until the last four pathetic words...

I would have to say... i agree with SJ about this...

fuck Disney land, save some money and get 'er done!

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by **matsuki** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:50 am

by **plaid_knight** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:23 am

Sort of on topic but how many of you actually go to Disneyland here?

I don't go to Disneyland period. It costs too much money, it's too crowded, the food isn't that great, and I don't care about the rides. But that's just my opinion.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:13 pm

I've never been to Tokyo Disney. I went to the one in California when I was about 7 or 8 years old. I don't understand why anyone much older than that would want to go unless they're taking their kids.

by **IparryU** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:15 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I've never been to Tokyo Disney. I went to the one in California when I was about 7 or 8 years old. I don't understand why anyone much older than that would want to go unless they're taking their kids.

I agree.. just can't stand Disney land...

by **matsuki** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:48 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I've never been to Tokyo Disney. I went to the one in California when I was about 7 or 8 years old. I don't understand why anyone much older than that would want to go unless they're taking their kids.

The rides? I'm not really a Disney character freak or anything like that...but I grew up going there. It's also something to do/place to go when meeting up with friends. If I spent all my nights at bars/restaurants when I went back to visit, my liver would be toast. (not to say you can't enjoy Disneyland drunk though) I also have a Knott's annual pass...maybe I'm a roller coaster freak?

by **Iraira** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:35 pm

Sheet, if I'm going to an amusement park, I want to get on a ride, get twisted around in loops, and generally have the feeling afterwards, "Damn, there is a chance that I will die if I go on that again." Kinda like driving with the grandparents if they were all hopped up on biker crank.

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