Biggest gaijin loser

[rooboy]

Nominations thanks. Have to be fuckwits who expose themselves on the net video sites/tv/print media.

My nomation for gaijin loser of all time - big fat arsehole who vlogs. Tokyo Sam, tkysam2, whatever.

His self-congratulatory video on youtube uploaded recently plus the fucking embarrassing rants about his shithouse public school ALT job from a shithouse dispatch company which fired him (obviously the only productive thing the company ever did) are unintentionally hilarious.

Take a look at the video "I got the job but still have to go for the interview" and then watch "Why teaching English in Japan is bullshit" or whatever the titles are. We all know theres a substantial gaijin loser demographic in Nippon but this clown takes the bottle of stale piss. Low self-esteem wrapped up in fucking over-confidence and so much shit coming outta his mouth he needs to market himself as a personal fertiliser for 3rd world farms.

The winner hands down. Other nominations for these 'media gaijinloser celebrities'?

[Coligny]

I nominate you #2 for not even being able to link to a fooking video in your self imposed anger ranting post thingymabob...

[rooboy]

Can't ya find it by the simple function of typing in the search box on youtube? From the sounds of it you hang around at home all day in your pajamas with pussies of the four legged, fur self washing kind so you've got enough time.

[Coligny]

Can't ya find it by the simple function of typing in the search box on youtube? From the sounds of it you hang around at home all day in your pajamas with pussies of the four legged, fur self washing kind so you've got enough time.

Dood it's 15 degree in most part of the bunker, i'm not in pajamas but mostly in polar excursion jumpsuit...

And you are the one trying to sell your rant... if you don't bother properly linking why should I go dumpster diving to try to find what put your panties in a twist...

Beside, in case you missed that dystopian evolution from google, if you are logged to their services when you perform a search, the result are influenced by your former searches. If we both do a search on "Maz 543" (a sexy soviet 8 wheeler offroad truck) there's big chances that we won't have much results in common. Since i usually never bother with j-related anything I'm quite certain not to find whatever you're blabbering aboot.

[Bucky]

Can't ya find it by the simple function of typing in the search box on youtube? From the sounds of it you hang around at home all day in your pajamas with pussies of the four legged, fur self washing kind so you've got enough time.

Ya know, I have to side with Coligny on this. It is easy enough to click the little YouTube logo at the top of the window and paste your link.

[james]

Dood it's 15 degree in most part of the bunker, i'm not in pajamas but mostly in polar excursion jumpsuit...

wait.. how'd you get your place so warm?

[dimwit]

Questions like that should remain unasked.

And I might add that sometimes links should remain unposted, and this might be one of those occasions.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I nominate you #2 for not even being able to link to a fooking video in your self imposed anger ranting post thingymabob...

Not #1?

[james]

Not #1?

i think the #1 spot is mcSpokenfor

[matsuki]

There are plenty of FG losers here but wasting time identifying them isn't exactly winner material...

[McTojo]

[rooboy]

Yeah but come up with better proof than this. The one where he says he's got a job but still has to turn up to the interview is classic loser material, complete with rant against 'bitches' who aint got resources all because somebody commenting on youtube asked him if Tokyo is expensive.

Go to youtuber.com/user/tky0sam2

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I'm a fucking loser!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Actually, because I'm not even fucking at the moment...I'm just a loser.

[Dreamy_Peach]

What a great thread.

[twww]

There are plenty of FG losers here but wasting time identifying them isn't exactly winner material...

This.

Perhaps the Op is jealous that he does not have a "celebrity" online status/presence who feels compelled to upload trivial crap of how awesome they are.

[rooboy]

This.

Perhaps the Op is jealous that he does not have a "celebrity" online status/presence who feels compelled to upload trivial crap of how awesome they are.

Yeah, sorry, I'm just so fucking jealous of Tokyo Sam as someone who doesn't look like a beached whale bleached blonde, doesn't get fired from bottom of the barrel ALT jobs, doesn't work for slimey dispatch cos in the first place, and doesn't video meself traipsing around Tokyo ranting and muttering like a nutter about how I've really got this job but I haven't and all you bitches asking about expenses haven't got any money but I have, lotsa money,:drool5: yada yada.

That's my favourite video. The two where he can't believe he got booted from his bottom of the barrel ALT job are also entertaining. Esp as he's wearing a grey towel wrapped around his ginormous head as he fucking rattles on about how cruel the system is when it sacks nuggets like him. His videos should come with a warning that yeah, it's possible for gaijin like him to actually get paid for a while off of Japan.

[twww]

I just watched a cple of his vids. You've made a valid point.

Why watch it? Let him have his channel/fanboyz.

[GomiGirl]

Not watching them - reason: I have a life.

Get one they are fun and a better way of spending your time rather than dumping on somebody else's.

[rooboy]

Oooooooo - I spose you intend some time to take your own advice?:wink4:

[Coligny]

wait.. how'd you get your place so warm?

it's the place where I use kerozene heaterz... for the loo we got special slippers with spiked bottom to avoid slipping on the ice and snow...

[matsuki]

it's the place where I use kerozene heaterz... for the loo we got special slippers with spiked bottom to avoid slipping on the ice and snow...

hope it's not yellow ice and snow

[Coligny]

hope it's not yellow ice and snow

Unfortunately...

The old cat got some 'xplaining to do on that topic...

AT LEAST SHE CAN'T PISS IN MAH SHOES ANYMORE...

Nothing like that wet feeling when you go out in a hurry... and start to be followed by the horny tomcat from the neighboughood...

[Iraira]

wouldn't the more precise topic be pick the biggest loser who thinks that he(she) is a winner, and vice versa? Ignorance of one's self drives the loserdom down further...Hey, I made a new word...lemme check on that first...ahhhh. shit...over 320,000 Google hits, I can't even invent a new word...what a loser I am. Well, back to eating the yellow snow.

[rooboy]

wouldn't the more precise topic be pick the biggest loser who thinks that he(she) is a winner, and vice versa? Ignorance of one's self drives the loserdom down further...Hey, I made a new word...lemme check on that first...ahhhh. shit...over 320,000 Google hits, I can't even invent a new word...what a loser I am. Well, back to eating the yellow snow.

Yeah - the youtube video from tkyosam2 titled "I already got the job but I still have to go to the interview" meshes seamlessly with the fucked category of loser you mention. He usually responds to critics (eg people with some normality) by telling them they should be 'anally raped'.

For some fucking reason I can't past the video here but look at the address I gave in my earlier post minus the fuckedgaijin mod's alteration. Tokyo Sam's stream of consciousness dives to the fucked depths of the ultimate loser who thinks they're a winner. He even reckons he's gonna find a job w/an anime company....

[Dreamy_Peach]

Just on the basis of what you've written about this chap, he may be deluded or maybe not. Still if he left his home country for new pasteurs he's maybe not such a loser. I have no idea which it is.

But if I look around me at the hunched shoulders and sleepy demeanor of the average Tokyo salaryman as he plods through life waiting for his age linked salary rise, I tend to feel nothing but pity, disdain or depression, depending on my mood. Those guys look like real losers as they don't seem to have any control over their life or destiny.

[s4bzzz]

That Peter McIntosh dude is a disgrace to his namesake



The one and only

[sillygirl]

Oooooooo - I spose you intend some time to take your own advice?:wink4:

You keep going on about something that no-one seems to be interested in....shh now....

[rooboy]

Actually 27 replies (inc yours) and 834 views of this post indicates otherwise or are Japanese numbers messing up your English counting abilities?

And maybe you're one of the 'hot chicks' that Tokyo Sam says he's fucking.....

[rooboy]

Just on the basis of what you've written about this chap, he may be deluded or maybe not. Still if he left his home country for new pasteurs he's maybe not such a loser. I have no idea which it is.

But if I look around me at the hunched shoulders and sleepy demeanor of the average Tokyo salaryman as he plods through life waiting for his age linked salary rise, I tend to feel nothing but pity, disdain or depression, depending on my mood. Those guys look like real losers as they don't seem to have any control over their life or destiny.

Yeah but they aint putting videos of themselves being an ugly arse the size of a house w/their pathetic lives on the net and boasting about themselves and phantom 'achievements'.

Must say tho I get you because I teach some bizmen at one job and fuck, they might as well be dead already. Since their mid-20s they've lived to work, nothing's changed, their lives have gone by in a steady grind of getting pissed after work with their bosses, going home, getting 5 hrs sleep if lucky and then getting up to do it all again and sometimes on Saturday as well.

The best yrs of their lives are gone doing this bullshit, yeah we all need to make a living but at least some of us get more control over what we do and feel free to leave if it's a shitty working existence.