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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:08 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Why Bilinguals Are Smarter
The New York Times | March 17, 2012
SPEAKING two languages rather than just one has obvious practical benefits in an increasingly globalized world. But in recent years, scientists have begun to show that the advantages of bilingualism are even more fundamental than being able to converse with a wider range of people. Being bilingual, it turns out, makes you smarter. It can have a profound effect on your brain, improving cognitive skills not related to language and even shielding against dementia in old age...more...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:15 pm

This study seems to be talking about people who are raised bilingual. I wonder if the affects are the same for people who learn a second language later in life.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:30 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:This study seems to be talking about people who are raised bilingual. I wonder if the affects are the same for people who learn a second language later in life.



I don't know for sure, but fitting into that category, I can confirm without a skerrick of doubt that I am at least clever enough to know that when you wear tights, you should put both legs into the spaces provided.
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Postby Jack » Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:09 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]Why Bilinguals Are Smarter


Based on my own experience and being multilingual myself, I can confirm this is indeed the case.
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Postby james » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:45 am

Jack wrote:Based on my own experience and being multilingual myself, I can confirm this is indeed the case.


you mean in a "the exception that proves the rule" sort of way?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:13 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:...Being bilingual...even shielding against dementia in old age...more...


Jack wrote:Based on my own experience and being multilingual myself, I can confirm this is indeed the case...


Jack, you're right! Multilingualism did shield you against dementia in old age.


You got in waaaaaay ahead of time.
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Postby Greji » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:45 pm

Jack wrote:Based on my own experience and being multilingual myself, I can confirm this is indeed the case.

Multilingual? That would be cunnilingual and what else?
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Postby matsuki » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:08 pm

Greji wrote:Multilingual? That would be cunnilingual and what else?
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He's pretty fluent in troll
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:19 pm

Jack wrote:Based on my own experience and being anilingual myself, I can confirm this is indeed the case.
FTFY.
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Postby Russell » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:57 pm

Jack wrote:Based on my own experience and being multilingual myself, I can confirm this is indeed the case.

Bad English doesn't count as a second language...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:30 pm

Russell wrote:Bad English doesn't count as a second language...


Canadian French doesn't count as a language.
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Postby Russell » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:33 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Canadian French doesn't count as a language.

Does French count as a language in the first place?!?
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:33 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I don't know for sure, but fitting into that category, I can confirm without a skerrick of doubt that I am at least clever enough to know that when you wear tights, you should put both legs into the spaces provided.

I think it's obvious what's happened here, she got these off a one-legged woman for half price but hasn't found another one-legged woman to make a pair. If it was me I just would have bought two off the one legged lady but my gray matter allotment is quite large so I can think of these things.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:36 pm

Russell wrote:Does French count as a language in the first place?!?


A dead language.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:23 am

Russel wrote: Does French count as a language in the first place?!?


Samurai_Jerk wrote:A dead language.


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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:25 am

Mock Cockpit wrote:I think it's obvious what's happened here, she got these off a one-legged woman for half price but hasn't found another one-legged woman to make a pair. If it was me I just would have bought two off the one legged lady but my gray matter allotment is quite large so I can think of these things.


Know how you feel....where is Heather Mills when somebody finally needs her?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:26 am

Russell wrote:Does French count as a language in the first place?!?


I thought it was a euphemism you used after calling someone a cunt...
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Postby matsuki » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:39 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I thought it was a euphemism you used after calling someone a cunt...


Pardon my French ;)
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