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Postby gaijinpunch » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:41 pm

Called a pro... couldn't get that thing open, and turns out I needed an extra part anyway. Kinda pricey, but it took him over 30 minutes, and would've taken me way longer + a trip to the store. Me and my ass are happy.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:39 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Problem: My cut off valve, for the love of God, will not fucking move. :( Any ideas?


Your father never told you aboot WD40...

Poor child...
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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:46 pm

Coligny wrote:Your father never told you aboot WD40...

Poor child...


Yup, but do you spray it on the valve, or in your shorts?
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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:10 pm

Greji wrote:Yup, but do you spray it on the valve, or in your shorts?
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Both...

actually I'm dead serious, I got 2 loo shutoff valve stuck for 15 years... Even rubber hammer was not moving anything... spread WD40 twice, waited 1 day and... tada... can open them easily
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Postby gaijinpunch » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:14 pm

Coligny wrote:Your father never told you aboot WD40...

Poor child...


I'm from Texas... we only use duct tape.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:52 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:I'm from Texas... we only use duct tape.


Kinda similar Down Under....we use duck, taped.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:59 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:I'm from Texas... we only use duct tape.

and if the duct tape fails... daddy's 12 gauge...
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Postby gaijinpunch » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:26 pm

IparryU wrote:and if the duct tape fails... daddy's 12 gauge...


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