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Postby james » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:40 pm

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Postby Ganma » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:56 pm

A national Japanese pastime.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:42 pm

How many more repost of this can we have ?
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Postby Greji » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:24 pm

Coligny wrote:How many more repost of this can we have ?

As the board's proclaimed connoisseur of flatulence, I would have thought you approved, even if it is a repost......
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Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:59 pm

Greji wrote:As the board's proclaimed connoisseur of flatulence, I would have thought you approved, even if it is a repost......
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Postby james » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:23 pm

apologies to all for the repost, i apparently didn't get the memo.

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Postby Ganma » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:38 pm

Flatulence does tend to be reoccurring.
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Postby Big Booger » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:26 am

I think this happens because of the higher consumption of daikon!
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:53 am

My dad farts with such power, that I can hear him in the basement when he's sitting in his office chair on the 2nd floor.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:24 pm

I can - and frequently do - fart with a power and intensity of percussion usually found only in the 1812 Overture....but the most pleasing ones are the noiseless, vile-smelling ones I let off in packed commuter trains. :cool:
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Postby Tsuru » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:09 pm

American Oyaji wrote:My dad farts with such power, that I can hear him in the basement when he's sitting in his office chair on the 2nd floor.
He must be a great man.

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Postby Big Booger » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:25 am

I am surprised that a fart filtering underwear is not on the market here in Japan???
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:11 pm

“Farts of Beautiful Women” festival returns to Shinjuku this March, farting rap battle added
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