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Neil Hamburger-Adapted-for-Japan Joke o' the Day!

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Neil Hamburger-Adapted-for-Japan Joke o' the Day!

Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:08 pm

Why did Kimutaku get his long, lustrous hair - with all its streaks and tints, making him look like some rococo god - why did Kimutaku get his hair cut?

Well, it was the only way he could get the matted cum out.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:01 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Why did Kimutaku get his long, lustrous hair - with all its streaks and tints, making him look like some rococo god - why did Kimutaku get his hair cut?
Well, it was the only way he could get the matted cum out.


CONTEXT PLEASE.
Did Kimutaku get busted for blowing dead donkeys today?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:03 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:CONTEXT PLEASE.
Did Kimutaku get busted for blowing dead donkeys today?
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I'll answer your question with another Neil Hamburger-adapted joke!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Kitagawa with a saber-toothed tiger?

I don't know, but you'd better keep it away from your ass.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:08 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:CONTEXT PLEASE.
Did Kimutaku get busted for blowing dead donkeys today?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takuya_Kimura

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3 posts and I still don't have the start of a clue what its all aboot...
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:04 pm

Coligny wrote:Image

3 posts and I still don't have the start of a clue what its all aboot...


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Neil Hamburger is America's Funnyman (tm). But his jokes haven't had any particular relevance to Japan...until now:

Why was AKB48 created?



















So retards like Jack would have something to masturbate to!
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Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:58 pm

Am' moar a George Carlin kinda guy...

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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:28 pm

Coligny wrote:Am' moar a George Carlin kinda guy...

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He's good. So's Steven Wright. But only Neil Hamburger is America's Funnyman(tm).

I know in France you have some homo named DouDou ToungeBalla-ToungeBalla or some shit, but he seems like a bit of a one-trick pony with his repetitive jokes about all the semen he consumes.
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Steven Wright is a 'tard compared to Carlin kamisama

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:51 pm

Coligny wrote:3 posts and I still don't have the start of a clue what its all aboot...

Boku mo.:confused:
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:32 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Boku mo.:confused:


Neil Hamburger is a performance artist who poses as a Borscht Belt comedian to tell "anti-jokes," making him, with his multiple layers of irony, the complete antithesis of anything you'll find in Japan. That's why I thought grafting Japanese pop-culture references onto his jokes would make for an East-meets-West synthesis. I was wrong, it seems. Still, acquired taste though he may be, I think he's funny, so I'll do one more and then back out:

Why did ET like Reese's Pieces so much?















Because they tasted like cum on his home planet.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:59 am

Coligny wrote:Am' moar a George Carlin kinda guy...


What? Dead?
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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:23 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What? Dead?


No, awesum...
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