Oh, the horror!! (AKB-48 kissing)

[Catoneinutica]

By your command
(with bonus shot of Yulia Timoshenko Tanaka...)






This is not Disguised prostitution.


These are not lesbians... I swearz... It's perfectly normal for teenage girls to wear cat ears and sexy underwear while french kissing.
(At least if you live anywhere near panetoneinutica...)


Everything is fine... They pratice bird feeding... or something...

Nice enough to quote the whole shebang! So by your logic, C-man, chix are seeing these ads and thinking, GodDAMN, I need to explore my sapphic urges?

[Coligny]

Isn't that what seed banks are for? GM food has helped support a population of six billion people (yeah, I read "Famine 1975" back in grade school). Still, the Jose Boves of the world have managed to contribute to the malnutrition deaths of iiii-pai poor in Africa and S. Asia. But, as we've discussed on these forums before, African genocide: it's what the French do!

From corporate insanity to French lousy management of collateral damages... In 3 sentences... Yeah... it's true... Mitterand was a bitch... always putting nationnal interest before corporations shenanigans and other countries.

If seed banks are needed... maybe GM are not much of a good idea... Because if there is a pandemic wiping out the crops, between the times people start to die and the time new crops are available... Maybe pampered toyboys like us will do just fine... But I can bet a lot of people won't make it alive... But afterall... short term solution bringing longterm insecurity are so much better than trying to do it right from the start... at least for the shareholders...

[Coligny]

Nice enough to quote the whole shebang! So by your logic, C-man, chix are seeing these ads and thinking, GodDAMN, I need to explore my sapphic urges?

Who after seeing Top Gun didun't get the urge to play topless gay-ass beach voleyball ?

Wait...

I meant... buzz the tower...

Who didun't get the urge to buzz the tower...

[IparryU]

only in Japan you can have underage girls kiss and flaunt themselves in sexy underwear...

EDIT:
on major TV, and not an underground pedo whore house

[Coligny]

only in Japan you can have underage girls kiss and flaunt themselves in sexy underwear...

EDIT:
on major TV, and not an underground pedo whore house

Yeah, but they work hard to reach their dreams...

Then, finish with the blueballing with pussy rubs, licking coworker in buble bath and fake shit...

Straigh corporate attitude... Double penetration with vag cam, welcome aboard gangbangs, golden showers and deep interacial sodomies only... No more lame beginner stuff...

I'm starting to realise with the daily evening report that if we could get a BSL4 biosafety license to open an STD and teen pregnancy clinic I'd get a new mercobenz every 2 weeks...

[Catoneinutica]

Yeah, but they work hard to reach their dreams...

Then, finish with the blueballing with pussy rubs, licking coworker in buble bath and fake shit...

Straigh corporate attitude... Double penetration with vag cam, welcome aboard gangbangs, golden showers and deep interacial sodomies only... No more lame beginner stuff...

I'm starting to realise with the daily evening report that if we could get a BSL4 biosafety license to open an STD and teen pregnancy clinic I'd get a new mercobenz every 2 weeks...

There's a clinic near my wife's where the non-doc hubby peddles "supplements" alongside his wife's practice. I think we could work out certain similar ancillary businesses ourselves. My lack of J-go would be an impediment, but, you know, 90 percent-or-whatever of communication is physical. Don't forget the neoprene suit!

[matsuki]

I'm starting to realise with the daily evening report that if we could get a BSL4 biosafety license to open an STD and teen pregnancy clinic I'd get a new mercobenz every 2 weeks...

Do eeeeet!

Can't believe how dumb the locals are when it comes to this shit...

[Coligny]

Do eeeeet!

Can't believe how dumb the locals are when it comes to this shit...

Could write books aboot it...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

are they actual underage? a couple of them have got some serious nasolabial aging lines going on.

and for you fucking pervs who snickered over 'nasolabial', that word means the lines that run between the nose and mouth!

[Russell]

Could write books aboot it...

Fortunately you are on FG, so off you go to entertain us?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

...and for you fucking pervs who snickered over 'nasolabial', that word means the lines that run between the nose and mouth...

Yeah, but at what point does the description apply, before or after cunnilingus (which I assume must also involving some sort of nuzzling to get the 'naso' part in there)?

[Coligny]

are they actual underage? a couple of them have got some serious nasolabial aging lines going on.

and for you fucking pervs who snickered over 'nasolabial', that word means the lines that run between the nose and mouth!

Too late, I'm horny...

As for the underage thing, their wikipedophilia page listed many of them as being under 20.

No need to be upset because you missed on the whole "lesbian milking perv" scams on 2 different coutries... (no shooty comrade, me le joking, put da gun down...)

[Russell]

[Coligny]

NOPE... NOPPITY NO...

For the same reason I don't want Keijid00shas in granturismo (i can easily, drive/buy them irl), I don't want fat milf in my porn (the slut next door do thursday night discounts).

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

NOPE... NOPPITY NO...

For the same reason I don't want Keijid00shas in granturismo (i can easily, drive/buy them irl), I don't want fat milf in my porn (the slut next door do thursday night discounts).

Amateur...it's a cliche, but women are like fine wine and mature as they age. Still, alcopops also definitely have their place.

[IparryU]

Amateur...it's a cliche, but women are like fine wine and mature as they age. Still, alcopops also definitely have their place.

i likes mine a bit older cause they dont do the dead fish thing as much...

but some of the young ones do amaze...

[Coligny]

Amateur...it's a cliche, but women are like fine wine and mature as they age. Still, alcopops also definitely have their place.

Men age like wine...

Wimin age like milk...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Too late, I'm horny...

As for the underage thing, their wikipedophilia page listed many of them as being under 20.

sure they are. because you should believe everything you read on the internetwebs...

[Coligny]

sure they are. because you should believe everything you read on the internetwebs...

YUP... MUCH more reliable than Colin Powell's testimony to the UN anyway...
Tum tim tam tum tim tum... trust no no one...

AKB48 underage pr0n is still real to me damnit:

[IparryU]

sure they are. because you should believe everything you read on the internetwebs...

dont tell me that they are all 20+?

now that ruins all the enjoyment...

but seriously Cyka... you seriously don't believe that they are all legal right?

If not, you are the first chick i know that thinks that, "if there is hair it is fair."

[Coligny]

dont tell me that they are all 20+?

now that ruins all the enjoyment...

but seriously Cyka... you seriously don't believe that they are all legal right?

If not, you are the first chick i know that thinks that, "if there is hair it is fair."

I though it wuz:

If there is grass on the field, play ball...


/MODE GROS CON: ON

If not, you are the first chick i know that thinks

Could have stopped there d00d...

/MODE GROS CON: OFF

[IparryU]

I though it wuz:

If there is grass on the field, play ball...


/MODE GROS CON: ON


Could have stopped there d00d...

/MODE GROS CON: OFF

I thought it was if there is no grass on the field play in the mud?

either way... ya...

was that offensive? i swore she was the one with a extra small dollar bill, a peter pecker, and a midget chick avatar...

[Coligny]

I thought it was if there is no grass on the field play in the mud?

either way... ya...

was that offensive? i swore she was the one with a extra small dollar bill, a peter pecker, and a midget chick avatar...

No, it was my cut of your sentence that was supposed to be offensive... but ya missed it...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

dont tell me that they are all 20+?

now that ruins all the enjoyment...

but seriously Cyka... you seriously don't believe that they are all legal right?

If not, you are the first chick i know that thinks that, "if there is hair it is fair."

i don't think they are all 20+, but a couple of them for sure are. and the one with the aging lines, i'd wager she's over 30.

[Coligny]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AKB48#2012

Yes, there quite some ripe spunkdumpsters...

But still quite a few 1995/97/98...

And usually, for arrest in pedophilia case, just one underage hooker is enough to shut down the whole brothel...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Holy shit...I have lived in Japan longer than every single one of them...I don't know whether it makes me feel really old, or gives me greater insight as to why this cuntry's most famous record chart (Orikon) is actually a contraction of the vernacular description of pedophiles (r-orikon).

[Yokohammer]

Holy shit...I have lived in Japan longer than every single one of them...I don't know whether it makes me feel really old, or gives me greater insight as to why this cuntry's most famous record chart (Orikon) is actually a contraction of the vernacular description of pedophiles (r-orikon).

Just so the uninitiated and gullible don't take this at face value:

Oricon = Original Confidence Inc., the music statistic company.

Roricon = Lolita complex, the sexual deviation.

Which is not to say that "roricon" and J-pop are totally unrelated.

[matsuki]

[Catoneinutica]

are they actual underage? a couple of them have got some serious nasolabial aging lines going on.

and for you fucking pervs who snickered over 'nasolabial', that word means the lines that run between the nose and mouth!

Heh - Dr. Catone will tell you a thing or three about nasolabial lines: they're one of the earliest manifestations of smoking on the tender female face (smoking causes wrinkles because of its vasoconstricting effect).

-catone
-we called 'em "butt-sucking" lips back in the day

-"if they smoke, they poke" = "if they suck butt, they smoke pole"

-elevating the discourse on fg since 2002

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

"if they suck butt, they smoke pole"

I thought it was only young Christian virgins who did that so they could remain chaste for their wedding day...or am I confusing "suck butt" with "take it up the bunghole" again?