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Postby matsuki » Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:30 pm

Those only bother me when they're behind me...natural inclination to pull over and let the emergency vehicle pass. (how retarded must they look to deaf individuals) The road signs, flashing lights, monitors and crazy spaghetti intersections where you can turn left, left, right, right, or very right are what send me into driving seizures.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:58 pm

Catoneinutica wrote::jama:

Fukaduk, C-Man, go back and read my post:

"...those stupid-ass light sirens on police cars, et al, that are always on for no reason..."

"Et al" means those olde-farte-tonari-gumi nitwits in their kei-cars]dans le gout de Starsky et Hutch[/I].

The only conspiracy I theorize about is the Penumbra of Mystery that surrounds your Lotharingian brain.



But did you notice that on ambulances and firetrucks there are often at least 3 unsynchronised blinking patterns. The rotary beacon that blink whenever they want the high position strobes, the low position strobes (radiator grill, rear bumpers) and sometimes also the wig-wag... all doing their stuff without any coherence...


MEANWHILE those litteral monsters that are the multi axle 30 tons+ self propelled cranes usually don't even carry a proper yellow beacon while in nearly any other country their require an opening and closing escort with warning vehicles...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:30 pm

Taxi cab video footage of the accident...

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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:39 am

I can't find the link but my assistant was telling me that one of the victims is the wife of an Australian FG. She is apparently in ICU and not sure if she will recover.
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Postby IparryU » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:28 am

i was waiting to see the people when they got hit... cringing my toes and what not... then a fuckin fuzzy thing covers it.

messed up my whole tension... like a final destination scene but they blur it all out.

RIP and I hope they get well... still wondering who is getting the bill on this.
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Postby matsuki » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:18 am

GomiGirl wrote:I can't find the link but my assistant was telling me that one of the victims is the wife of an Australian FG. She is apparently in ICU and not sure if she will recover.


Wow, that really sucks...

IparryU wrote:i was waiting to see the people when they got hit... cringing my toes and what not... then a fuckin fuzzy thing covers it.


THIS, without that all you see is the dood crash into a pole and it doesn't look like he hit anyone.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:41 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Wow, that really sucks...
THIS, without that all you see is the dood crash into a pole and it doesn't look like he hit anyone.


I don't remember well but me Julie told me that he first crashed into people then after went on to crash on a pole, the video might just show the second part of the event while the casualties were from a bit before...
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Pedestrians having a bad go of it in Kyoto this month

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:17 pm

Pregnant woman, 7-yr-old girl killed after car hits schoolchildren in Kyoto Pref
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:16 pm

Lexical neatpicking...

But isn't it a bit of a shortcut to state "Police arrested the driver"... Being behind the wheel of the vehicle without proper license and training don't make him a driver ?
It's like putting my cats in a cockpit strapped to the seat and calling them pilots...

(sidenote: might be ok, ultra lingua define a driver as an operator of a motor vehicle while a pilot is defined as a licensed operator of an aircraft)
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Postby matsuki » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:20 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Pregnant woman, 7-yr-old girl killed after car hits schoolchildren in Kyoto Pref


Whoa...talk about fucked. :(

18yo "minor" :rolleyes: I guess if one good thing comes out of being considered a "minor," I think his parents will be held responsible. (though I do hope the 18yo takes the weasel way out and offs himself before trial...would probably be less traumatizing on the victim's families)
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:20 am

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Postby Kanchou » Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:39 am

chokonen888 wrote:Whoa...talk about fucked. :(

18yo "minor" :rolleyes: I guess if one good thing comes out of being considered a "minor," I think his parents will be held responsible. (though I do hope the 18yo takes the weasel way out and offs himself before trial...would probably be less traumatizing on the victim's families)


Sometimes the "SHOUNEN HOU" is the bane of my existence.

Especially how teachers can't smack kids.

It really needs to be modified to not protect people over 16...

News yesterday reported two or three more accidents where kids got hid. No fatalities though.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue May 15, 2012 8:18 pm

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Postby kagemusha » Tue May 15, 2012 8:40 pm

Without taking any responsibility from the imbecile drivers it would be nice to see the Japanese research centers having a breakthrough and discover sidewalks.
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Postby matsuki » Wed May 16, 2012 10:19 am

kagemusha wrote:Without taking any responsibility from the imbecile drivers it would be nice to see the Japanese research centers having a breakthrough and discover sidewalks.


I've heard sooo many shoganais in regards to this and the electricity poles that everyone runs into. This spaghetti looking labyrinth of a city layout that they call Tokyo is more suited to horses than it is to cars.:(
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Postby IparryU » Wed May 16, 2012 11:43 am

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Postby matsuki » Wed May 16, 2012 1:07 pm

IparryU wrote:How do you not see a group of kids when making a right... was he driving a fuggin Hummer?


You mean left? There was probably a bunch of seizure inducing signs blocking his view :rolleyes:
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Postby IparryU » Wed May 16, 2012 1:36 pm

chokonen888 wrote:You mean left? There was probably a bunch of seizure inducing signs blocking his view :rolleyes:

i dunno... was he making left or right?

guy has no excuse but, "I was NOT paying attention."
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Postby Coligny » Wed May 16, 2012 2:31 pm

IparryU wrote:i dunno... was he making left or right?

guy has no excuse but, "I was NOT paying attention."


Is not excuse... is cause...
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Postby sublight » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:16 am

Happens in the States, too, apparently.

US Commerce secretary probed in car crashes, seizure cited

U.S. Commerce Secretary John Bryson is being investigated for his role in two car crashes - including a hit-and-run accident - near his Los Angeles-area home over the weekend that department officials linked to a seizure that left him unconscious behind the wheel.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:30 am

chokonen888 wrote:This spaghetti looking labyrinth of a city layout that they call Tokyo is more suited to horses than it is to cars.:(


You've obviously never seen how much a horse shits...
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Postby yanpa » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:04 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:You've obviously never seen how much a horse shits...

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Postby Coligny » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:10 pm

yanpa wrote:Don't give Coligny ideas...


Too late I already got rhe filming crew put on wetsuits...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:53 pm

sublight wrote:Happens in the States, too, apparently.

US Commerce secretary probed in car crashes, seizure cited

While it is suspected that Bryson had a seizure, by press accounts it would be his first seizure. The case in Kyoto was by a driver who was suspected of being under ongoing treatment for seizures, and his family condoning his driving while concealing his medical condition.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:38 pm

Dood all excuses are good to take a jab against Barack Saddam Hussein Obama...
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Postby matsuki » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:55 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:You've obviously never seen how much a horse shits...


I have...and you know that would just get raked into the rice paddies with the other feces. :ninja:
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