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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed May 16, 2012 2:20 pm

Pretty gross tale....
(Sorry the story's only in Japanese)
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Postby matsuki » Wed May 16, 2012 4:29 pm

I bet Greji's been there before...
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Postby omae mona » Wed May 16, 2012 7:53 pm

Sometimes I wish I could not read Japanese...
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed May 16, 2012 9:07 pm

Why? Just why?
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed May 16, 2012 9:44 pm

That's really sick! I had to stop reading.
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed May 16, 2012 10:53 pm

omae mona wrote:Sometimes I wish I could not read Japanese...

Yeah, need some brain-bleach after reading that. :(
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Postby Coligny » Wed May 16, 2012 11:01 pm

American Oyaji wrote:That's really sick! I had to stop reading.


Yea... that's the point where you start wondering if the yooman centipede is gory horror or just anticipation movie...

They shat out the #2... and it's every second as pathetic as the #1... nothing redeemabul...
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Postby IparryU » Wed May 16, 2012 11:26 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Why? Just why?

...some people must really like the a hot sausage in their mouth?
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Postby deathdealer » Thu May 17, 2012 2:57 am

anyone willing to translate?
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I almost didn't see you there... :3

Postby Gum » Thu May 17, 2012 9:28 am

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Can anyone clarify the "melting" thing?

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri May 25, 2012 6:41 am

terribly sorry to keep this story alive, but it's being reported in Engrishnow and I found an interesting quote I thought vital to share considering we're surrounded by Japanese wherever we go in this cuntry...

the article wrote:...Calorie Lab called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country....


Explains how Sagawa could rise to (albeit fleeting) stardom...

...and is perhaps a warning to be wary the next time a Japanese offers to eat you out...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 25, 2012 8:46 am

I'm still waiting to find out this is a hoax.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri May 25, 2012 9:06 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I'm still waiting to find out this is a hoax.


Are you crazy? It was on the Internet...it must be true.
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Postby Coligny » Fri May 25, 2012 9:29 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:terribly sorry to keep this story alive, but it's being reported in Engrishnow and I found an interesting quote I thought vital to share considering we're surrounded by Japanese wherever we go in this cuntry...



Explains how Sagawa could rise to (albeit fleeting) stardom...

...and is perhaps a warning to be wary the next time a Japanese offers to eat you out...


Ok, so if you kill someone, then you have to eat him ? then it's all-a-ok ? the fatter the safer so ?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 25, 2012 10:52 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Are you crazy? It was on the Internet...it must be true.


Interesting. I just tried the original Japanese link you provided but it seems the story is no longer up. If this is true, it must have been picked up by a real Japanese news agency, right?
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Postby IparryU » Fri May 25, 2012 11:31 am

wow... i hope this is not true.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 25, 2012 12:18 pm

IparryU wrote:wow... i hope this is not true.


I'm pretty sure it is. The most reputable source I can find in Japanese or English is the Huffington Post and they're not that reputable.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri May 25, 2012 1:04 pm

I would be surprised if it was legit (the night may have been publicized that way, but surely not even a Gen Y male-born would lop his own old feller off and cook it up?), but, then again, TIJ, so who knows?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 25, 2012 1:58 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I would be surprised if it was legit (the night may have been publicized that way, but surely not even a Gen Y male-born would lop his own old feller off and cook it up?), but, then again, TIJ, so who knows?


I have no doubt that there are people who would do it but I can't believe it wouldn't cause a major scandal in Japan. Especially considering it was a public event with a lot of people in attendance.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri May 25, 2012 2:04 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I have no doubt that there are people who would do it but I can't believe it wouldn't cause a major scandal in Japan. Especially considering it was a public event with a lot of people in attendance.


The mainstream media pretends sordid things like this don't happen in this cuntry...unless a gaijin brings them in.
From memory, the event was run by one of the less-reputable weekly magazines.
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Postby Big Booger » Fri May 25, 2012 7:13 pm

any reviews on the taste?
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Postby Coligny » Fri May 25, 2012 9:12 pm

Big Booger wrote:any reviews on the taste?


My guess... like dick...
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Postby kagemusha » Fri May 25, 2012 9:58 pm

Coligny wrote:My guess... like dick...


Well, we have at least one member here who has recently claimed to have some experience in dick eating, maybe he can shed some light on the issue.

I won't be completely surprised to find out the story is real, after all TIJ, but from looking at those photos I find it hard to believe we are talking about a human dick.
I have been presence only in one autopsy in my life (and even then it was more about the bullet trace inside the Russian mountain chest than about genitalia), but I know one or two things about the human balls - I play with mine at least once a week to suspect the skin we see in the picture is too thick to be human - especially Japanese...

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Postby GomiGirl » Fri May 25, 2012 10:11 pm

Coligny wrote:My guess... like dick...


And if it tastes like arse, then it would raise a few questions.

Just as an aside - in a former life I worked in and around the meat industry and specifically with abattoirs. [I was the consultant that trained the meat workers on how to collect a specific by-product used in laboratories - mainly medical research.]

I had a request once for 10kg of fresh, de-veined beef testicles for one of my laboratory clients. I was able to source it quite easily and it took only a week or so. It is not something that the abattoirs normally keep separate and they usually end up in the meat and bone meal crushers.

But bull testicles are quite large so unlikely that this was used in the story.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat May 26, 2012 5:24 am

GomiGirl wrote:...in a former life I worked in and around the meat industry and specifically with abattoirs. [I was the consultant that trained the meat workers on how to collect a specific by-product used in laboratories - mainly medical research.]


Thank God you added the explanation of what you did...For a very brief second, I had the fleeting suspicion you might be Kath Knight...
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Sat May 26, 2012 10:42 am

Needed more cock sauce.
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Postby Ganma » Sat May 26, 2012 10:57 am

The story is now in JT.
[SIZE="3"]Man cooks, serves own genitals to 5 paying diners[/SIZE]
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Postby Russell » Sat May 26, 2012 12:00 pm

Ganma wrote:The story is now in JT.
[SIZE="3"]Man cooks, serves own genitals to 5 paying diners[/SIZE]

Police in Tokyo said they knew of the episode, but added that it had not broken the law as cannibalism was not illegal in Japan.

I am relieved now. :confused:
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Postby Ganma » Sat May 26, 2012 12:51 pm

cannibalism was not illegal in Japan.

I'm sure there are a lot of people in Japan who wouldn't mind seeing TEPCO management served up on a platter.
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Postby Russell » Sat May 26, 2012 3:13 pm

[SIZE="4"]Man Eats Testicles before Sex Change Operation[/SIZE]

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