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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed May 30, 2012 7:54 pm

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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Wed May 30, 2012 8:32 pm

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takechanpoo wrote:

> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed May 30, 2012 9:25 pm

Black people and Southerners in the US are known to put salt on watermelon.

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Postby Coligny » Wed May 30, 2012 9:30 pm

Melon (the orange one) plus smoked ham...

YUMMMY !!!!
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Postby tone » Wed May 30, 2012 9:44 pm

this whole tangent made me laugh, thx peeps

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Postby American Oyaji » Wed May 30, 2012 10:45 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Black people and Southerners in the US are known to put salt on watermelon.

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Salt on watermelon is utter heresy!

But I'm not a huge fan of watermelon though.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu May 31, 2012 12:10 am

American Oyaji wrote:Salt on watermelon is utter heresy!

But I'm not a huge fan of watermelon though.


Yeah, I think that watermelon is really overrated. I definitely prefer honeydew or cantaloupe.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu May 31, 2012 2:37 am

it can't be any worse than the Pepsi Cucumber was.
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Postby Iraira » Thu May 31, 2012 7:23 am

Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Yokohammer » Thu May 31, 2012 7:53 am

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu May 31, 2012 9:10 am

What about the flavor of the baobab tree?

Mind you, let's not forget these drinks are targeted at consumers who willingly purchase strawberries and cream sandwiches (not to mention all the other Western "fusion" concoctions in this cuntry that sets up sushi police to ensure their national dish is not spoiled when made by hairy barbarians).
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Postby IparryU » Thu May 31, 2012 9:55 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:it can't be any worse than the Pepsi Cucumber was.

I actually bought one... just to take a picture and FB it so everyone can see how stupid it was.

drank it and it was nasty...

seriously... WTF Pepsi?!?!?!?!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu May 31, 2012 3:02 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What about the flavor of the baobab tree?


I bought one of those out of curiosity. Curiosity at to what the fuck a Bilbo tree was. Disgusting.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu May 31, 2012 3:12 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Curiosity at to what the fuck a Bilbo tree was. Disgusting.


Strange...would've thought it could be hobbit-forming...
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Postby Iraira » Thu May 31, 2012 5:06 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Strange...would've thought it could be hobbit-forming...


Tonight's top story: Oyaji gag prompts gaijin to ferocious acts of violence.
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby matsuki » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:36 pm

Coligny wrote:Melon (the orange one) plus smoked ham...

YUMMMY !!!!


THIS...with creme cheese, on a bagel! Ohhhhhh soooo good!

Salty watermelon doesn't sound so bad. The Mont Blanc flavor was horrible though :confused:
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:41 pm

chokonen888 wrote:The Mont Blanc flavor was horrible though :confused:

For him or for you?:wink:
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Postby Osakadave » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:45 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Black people and Southerners in the US are known to put salt on watermelon.


Indeed we do. (I''l leave it as an exercise to the student to determine which I am...)
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Postby matsuki » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:58 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:For him or for you?:wink:


You managed to make it taste that much worse when I remember it. At least it wasn't frothy :D
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:56 pm

Osakadave wrote:Indeed we do. (I''l leave it as an exercise to the student to determine which I am...)


Both?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:18 pm

Osakadave wrote:Indeed we do. (I''l leave it as an exercise to the student to determine which I am...)


My bet's on you not being either salt or watermelon...
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Postby IparryU » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:37 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:My bet's on you not being either salt or watermelon...

Hmmm... i was going with a black southerner fruit basket but after review he did say sonething about salt or watermelon...
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