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2012 Transit of Venus - Last Chance Until 2117

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2012 Transit of Venus - Last Chance Until 2117

Postby james » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:24 am

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Postby tegi » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:25 am

Going to use our sun viewers one more time, hopefully will not be so cloudy.

This site shows where the planet will be at various times.
http://www.sunaeon.com/venustransit/
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Postby yanpa » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:57 am

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Postby McTojo » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:53 am

Where can you get the glasses?
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Postby wagyl » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:23 pm

McTojo wrote:Where can you get the glasses?

From the bargain bin, the day after the annular eclipse :rofl:
The bigger question is where you buy clear skies.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:45 pm

Watching this shite is, for me, too much like trying to find a clitoris and with no benefits at the end.
BTW, am I the only person for who Transit of Venus conjures up images of gender reassignment surgery?
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Postby IparryU » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:49 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Watching this shite is, for me, too much like trying to find a clitoris and with no benefits at the end.
BTW, am I the only person for who Transit of Venus conjures up images of gender reassignment surgery?

not for me.. but lets test this:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Transit+of+Venus
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Postby yanpa » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:57 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Watching this shite is, for me, too much like trying to find a clitoris and with no benefits at the end.


If you're trying to find a clitoris by staring into the sun, you're doing something wrong.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:53 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Watching this shite is, for me, too much like trying to find a clitoris and with no benefits at the end.
BTW, am I the only person for who Transit of Venus conjures up images of gender reassignment surgery?


honestly... mah first thought was scat pr0n... can't understand the link with trannies...
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:20 pm

yanpa wrote:If you're trying to find a clitoris by staring into the sun, you're doing something wrong.


Yes cos the sun shines out of my bum and not my v-j-j :cool:

But kudos goes to anybody that makes the effort to find a clitoris. :clap: There are always benefits to be gained when you hit the jackpot.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:55 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Yes cos the sun shines out of my bum and not my v-j-j :cool:

But kudos goes to anybody that makes the effort to find a clitoris. :clap: There are always benefits to be gained when you hit the jackpot.

Glad I put in my carpet work and found it... But I sure the hell did not hit the jackpot!
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:23 pm

yanpa wrote:If you're trying to find a clitoris by staring into the sun, you're doing something wrong.

I think I just get confused because even the sun in all its glory could never glow with the brilliance of a woman's nether regions while you're probing for her clit. (No wonder I've got so many bloody cataracts....) :tongue:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:34 pm

GomiGirl wrote:But kudos goes to anybody that makes the effort to find a clitoris. :clap: There are always benefits to be gained when you hit the jackpot.


I'm not sure if I like the clap emoticon in the middle of that sentence.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:36 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I'm not sure if I like the clap emoticon in the middle of that sentence.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:18 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I'm not sure if I like the clap emoticon in the middle of that sentence.


It is the only sort of clap you will get from me. ;)
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Postby IparryU » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:00 am

[quote="GomiGirl"]It is the only super clap you will get from me. ]
yikes! keep way of GG!
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:19 pm

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Postby Mock Cockpit » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:22 pm

Fake. Everyone knows the sun is red.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:39 pm

It is red...in Red China!

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Postby Coligny » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:08 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:Fake. Everyone knows the sun is red.


Yup definatuly fake, like the moon landing... faked on a stage on Mars...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:36 pm

Coligny wrote:Yup definatuly fake, like the moon landing... faked on a stage on Mars...


Um, he's having a dig at our hosts, who -- in addition to raving over the fact their cuntry has four seasons -- insist the sun is red (and the "go" sign on traffic lights is blue).

Thanks, too, to Mike for that great picture. (Mind you, the close-up of the Sun also confirmed for me that no sight is more glorious than a cunt.)
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:38 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Um, he's having a dig at our hosts, who -- in addition to raving over the fact their cuntry has four seasons -- insist the sun is red (and the "go" sign on traffic lights is blue).

Thanks, too, to Mike for that great picture. (Mind you, the close-up of the Sun also confirmed for me that no sight is more glorious than a cunt.)


I wuz infact not particularily counter attacking on anything, just working on improving the level of madness in our daily livez...

and don't get me started on the blue/green bullshit... I don't know why they even try to communicate with words instead of just grumping since they don't give a flying fuck aboot their definitions...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:16 am

Coligny wrote:I don't know why they even try to communicate with words instead of just grumping since they don't give a flying fuck aboot their definitions...



...Oh, but they don't communicate with words. They have isshin denshin, literally the "passage of signals through a single heart," a concept allowing for communication without words that we hairy barbarians are incapable of developing.
(And, that's on top of four seasons, blue traffic lights, a red sun and a mindset capable of utterly ignoring anything unfavorable except perhaps their favorite AKB missing out in the erection. What more are we missing out on?)
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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:27 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:...Oh, but they don't communicate with words. They have isshin denshin, literally the "passage of signals through a single heart," a concept allowing for communication without words that we hairy barbarians are incapable of developing.
(And, that's on top of four seasons, blue traffic lights, a red sun and a mindset capable of utterly ignoring anything unfavorable except perhaps their favorite AKB missing out in the erection. What more are we missing out on?)



Feeling like in a bad Dr Who episode... So what is this world called anyway, how the inhabitants can be so stupid and why on earth are they still all alive despite screwing up everything so badly that it make you think they are doing it on purpose ?
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