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Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:20 pm

Saw it in the plane on a Nagoya-Toyohashi flight....

Biggest sausagefest EVAR...

subtulty: 0
story: yeah, boring...
p00n: 1 and a half...
Shmorgasmborg of 80' akshiun movies cliche: couldn't count them all, buffer overflow...

Could have been a masterpiece if the overthetopness and self derision was put a little more forward instead of the story which clearly serve no purpose...
Lot lot lot of underexploited situationz or gagz (Willis "I'll be back" answered by Shwartzy's "yippy kay yay") Lundgreen as a barely evolved neanderthal...
AZIS in the soundtrack...
Not enough topless bear on bear fights.
Nobody told VanDame it was not a real movie...

Iz going to be hard to put moar beefcakez in the next one... The only missing were Vlad Putin, the Rock and Vin Diesel... (ok, maybe Brigitte Nielsen too...)
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Re: Expandabulz 2

Postby yanpa » Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:40 am

Coligny wrote:Saw it in the plane on a Nagoya-Toyohashi flight....


Must be a very very short movie...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:10 am

yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:Saw it in the plane on a Nagoya-Toyohashi flight....


Must be a very very short movie...


Still more than enough to have been able to have the entire cast act out the real plot...at least three times.
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Re: Expandabulz 2

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:27 am

Coligny wrote:Saw it in the plane on a Nagoya-Toyohashi flight....
Biggest sausagefest EVAR...
...Iz going to be hard to put moar beefcakez in the next one... The only missing were Vlad Putin, the Rock and Vin Diesel...


The biggest problem is that you'll now have to wait for the Expendables 3 to see Nicholas Cage making sweet butt-sexs with Steven Seagal on top of the all-you-can-eat sushi table in Grand Tokyo Seafood Buffet in the OC.
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Re: Expandabulz 2

Postby yanpa » Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:34 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:Saw it in the plane on a Nagoya-Toyohashi flight....


Must be a very very short movie...


Still more than enough to have been able to have the entire cast act out the real plot...at least three times.


There's a plot? :shock:
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Re: Expandabulz 2

Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:04 am

yanpa wrote:There's a plot? :shock:


Not sure, but the CGI are awesum... Dolf Lundgreen using a pen... you almost believe that he can write...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:18 am

Coligny wrote:
yanpa wrote:There's a plot? :shock:


Not sure, but the CGI are awesum... Dolf Lundgreen using a pen... you almost believe that he can write...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

He can't fucking write...he's a Commie!!!
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