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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:31 pm

Today was the Asakusa Samba Carnival.
http://www.asakusa-samba.jp/top.htm


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Postby Coligny » Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:34 pm

That sucker keeps screwing with accented characters in filenames...

wait...

nevermind...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:05 am

As always, every year the Mainichi has a good set of 50 or so photos:
http://mainichi.jp/graph/2012/08/25/201 ... c/001.html

and JijiPress has the first news video online (that it embeddable):
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:10 pm

One of the lovely "ladies" from the Asakusa Samba...
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Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:02 pm

Taro lost sum weight... I'm jealous... (because I found it...)
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:19 am

Coligny wrote:Taro lost sum weight... I'm jealous... (because I found it...)


Hey that ain't me. My tits are much bigger.
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Postby matsuki » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:14 am

Damn....some things just don't belong in this cuntry :cry2:
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Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:32 am

Were wuz youz ? or moar precisely, in which new trouble did yer dick lead youze ?
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Postby matsuki » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:41 am

Coligny wrote:Were wuz youz ? or moar precisely, in which new trouble did yer dick lead youze ?


I escaped "the island" for a couple weeks in California...where I was serenaded by Korean sluts, inducted into the Thai chapter of the "IMMORTALS" biker gang, drank a "Galvatron," armed myself with a salt gun, visited cars land, pillaged the sea of a few fukushima enhancement free fish, and replaced my broken airbed....now I can literally claim I've worn out a bed with my lemur antics :mrgreen:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:12 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
Coligny wrote:now I can literally claim I've worn out a bed with my lemur antics


I had a buddy on JET who wore a hole through his futon cover from all the fucking he was doing. He put an ad in the Tokyo Classified (now Metropolis) language exchange section and he said not one girl who responded even tried to pretend they were there to learn English.

Anyway, this is my third summer living a 10-minute walk from the heart of Asakusa and so far I've had zero desire to check the samba festival out.
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Postby matsuki » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:56 pm

Good deal, I never wanted to teach English anyways...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:35 pm

More pix please or I will continue in this theme. :twisted:


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31st Asakusa Samba Carnival 第31回浅草サンバカーニバル by Daniel Shi, on FlickrImage
31st Asakusa Samba Carnival 第31回浅草サンバカーニバル by Daniel Shi, on FlickrImage
31st Asakusa Samba Carnival 第31回浅草サンバカーニバル by Daniel Shi, on FlickrImage
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Postby Anonymous1 » Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:25 pm

Im guessing Samba in Japan is similar to San Francisco's gay pride parade
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:48 pm

Anonymous1 wrote:Im guessing Samba in Japan is similar to San Francisco's gay pride parade

It's more like repressed OLs and obasan asobi.

(I'm guessing the average age of all those handsome sambeira is over 30.)



The demographics of the sexy Asakusa sambeira is very odd. Screwed-down-Hairdo can better explain, but the Asakusa samba ranks seemed to be filled are many over 30, repressed OLs without boyfriends, bunches of housewives looking for excitement, and significant contingent of Asakusa cabaret dancers who have been "encouraged" by their employers to go out and show off their wares.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:15 pm

+ your average tranny next door...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:11 am

Even an ugly overweight 50 year old can ooze sex appeal dancing samba if she's Afro Brazilian. Those Japanese chicks on the other hand just need to give that shit up. The lack of rhythm or ass to shake is fucking appalling.
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Postby Anonymous1 » Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:29 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Even an ugly overweight 50 year old can ooze sex appeal dancing samba if she's Afro Brazilian. Those Japanese chicks on the other hand just need to give that shit up. The lack of rhythm or ass to shake is fucking appalling.

you sure about that?? there r really some ugly people in brazil

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:01 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:...Those Japanese chicks on the other hand just need to give that shit up. The lack of rhythm or ass to shake is fucking appalling.


For scientific comparison purposes here's some Japanese samba "hip" ...

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Re: hot, sweating samba ヒップ

Postby IparryU » Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:50 am

the only thing i see is a camel toe... where are the hips!??!?!?!?
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Postby Coligny » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:23 am

IparryU wrote:the only thing i see is a camel toe... where are the hips!??!?!?!?



Escaping labia are not camel tow per se...

These are camel towz:

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Postby matsuki » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:26 am

Good lordy lord, where are the tits?

***Gotta love the fucking wall of J-pervs with their cameras out...at least the ones at car shows have some taste
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Postby Coligny » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:29 am

Spotting the difference ?

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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:45 am

chokonen888 wrote:Good lordy lord, where are the tits?


And you have been here for how long and you still ask that question? :twisted:

But that last photo made me wince Colligny. Ouch!! That looks painful.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:48 am

GomiGirl wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:Good lordy lord, where are the tits?


And you have been here for how long and you still ask that question? :twisted:

But that last photo made me wince Colligny. Ouch!! That looks painful.



Painfull enough that she don't even notice...

I'd be MUCH MOAR worried aboot wearing any kind of plastic/vinyl clothing in Tokyo summer...

Here I start litterally raining sweat everytime I take a screwdriver... since mah sweat is 95% salt and 5% water I stay away from anything electric (got few sparkly close calls)
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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:00 am

chokonen888 wrote:***Gotta love the fucking wall of J-pervs with their cameras out...at least the ones at car shows have some taste

Ha, that was my first reaction to the second video, just a solid wall of oyaji pervs, mostly with the camcorders on full zoom...
It reminds me of the first time I checked out Shonan-enoshima beach in the early '90s in the summer. It was wall to wall people (no room to walk between towels), and at one section of the beach, up on the walkway, there was a pack of oyaji pervs with cameras and camcorders (and giant telephotos), all zooming in on the bikini chicks. I wish I had taken a photo of them for posterity. Try that nonsense back home and you're gonna be minus a few teeth, and in need of a new camera...
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:09 am

Well if it wasn't for all those oyaji pervs, how else would Taro and Osopolar get all the photos for posting on FG?

Supply and demand... :wink:
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Postby IparryU » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:41 am

GomiGirl wrote:Well if it wasn't for all those oyaji pervs, how else would Taro and Osopolar get all the photos for posting on FG?

Supply and demand... :wink:

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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:42 am

IparryU wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:Well if it wasn't for all those oyaji pervs, how else would Taro and Osopolar get all the photos for posting on FG?

Supply and demand... :wink:

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Kinda like new laws and sausages - you don't really want to know how they are made but want the results.
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Postby matsuki » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:17 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:Good lordy lord, where are the tits?


And you have been here for how long and you still ask that question? :twisted:


Hahahaha, with all the newfangled bras that push, pull and pad mosquito bites into something resembling breasts and cleavage, I have a feeling a lot of people are asking that question lately :wink:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:49 pm

Anonymous1 wrote:you sure about that??


Yes. I'm not talking about how they look. I'm talking about how they move. There are plenty of cute girls in Japan but one thing they can't do is sexy. By the way, I spent a month in Brazil about 11 years ago and it wins hands down. Hell, even the best looking Asian woman I've even seen in my life was on a beach in Rio.
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