T.I.J. (This is Japan)

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Postby Coligny » Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:42 am

gaijinpunch wrote:Close the thread, I have the winner:

The mandatory-break at pools. I call it the body check.

I'm not stranger to these, but I've started frequenting the Shibuya Sports Center which has one every hour for 5 minutes. Slightly annoying as fuck.


Do they also force the old people out of the bubble bath ?

They did this in swimming pools in Nagoya... went once... never this shit again... Meanwhile the Actos gym club don't have these kind of restriction... and they even stopped to oblige you to take their credit card to pay for subscription... Don't know for Japan... but totally illegal practice in first world countries....
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Postby Russell » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:14 am

gaijinpunch wrote:Close the thread, I have the winner:

The mandatory-break at pools. I call it the body check.

I'm not stranger to these, but I've started frequenting the Shibuya Sports Center which has one every hour for 5 minutes. Slightly annoying as fuck.

I always enjoy pretending to not understand, and continue swimming my lanes until the watch-babe catches up with me at the end of the lane. Maybe I should stay under water longer, so they could not disturb me...

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Postby Greji » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:53 am

Coligny wrote:Do they also force the old people out of the bubble bath ?

They did this in swimming pools in Nagoya... went once... never this shit again...

Ahh, it ain't that bad. They just have to have a few minutes to net those spare turds that a floating around...
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Postby legion » Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:17 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Close the thread, I have the winner:

The mandatory-break at pools. I call it the body check.

I'm not stranger to these, but I've started frequenting the Shibuya Sports Center which has one every hour for 5 minutes. Slightly annoying as fuck.


Maybe they are really checking to see if anyone has had a pee in the pool
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Postby gaijinpunch » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:42 pm

Okay, I've completed 12 years and I actually have a new one.

Busted my phone (my fault) so went to sofutobanku to get a new one.

Her: What model would you like?
Me: 64GB white if you got it... if not, Black.
[She checks]
Her: Sorry, we're out of 64GB model.
Me: Can you call one of the five shops down the road in Shinjuku to check if they have one?
Her: No

???
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Postby matsuki » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:06 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Okay, I've completed 12 years and I actually have a new one.

Busted my phone (my fault) so went to sofutobanku to get a new one.

Her: What model would you like?
Me: 64GB white if you got it... if not, Black.
[She checks]
Her: Sorry, we're out of 64GB model.
Me: Can you call one of the five shops down the road in Shinjuku to check if they have one?
Her: No

???


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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:51 pm

found this on facebook this morning and can not stop laughing!
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:56 pm

Now to find one for real!! That is awesome.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:06 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Now to find one for real!! That is awesome.

Not a cake, but I used to have one of these helmets....
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Re: T.I.J. (This is Japan)

Postby Coligny » Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:59 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:Now to find one for real!! That is awesome.

Not a cake, but I used to have one of these helmets....


It's Fukushima Daiichi in the background ?

Japan... where all the beach have this little industrial charm...
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Postby matsuki » Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:17 pm

Coligny wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:Now to find one for real!! That is awesome.

Not a cake, but I used to have one of these helmets....


It's Fukushima Daiichi in the background ?

Japan... where all the beach have this little industrial charm...


You mean the background or the dirty rubble and industrial waste "sand" ? Okinawa was nice but most beaches I've been to here aren't worth the excitement the locals have for em.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:06 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Okinawa was nice but most beaches I've been to here aren't worth the excitement the locals have for em.

Don't get me started! :twisted: The nicest beaches are owned by resort hotel complexes and are not generally accessible to the public, and even those are a few hours drive from the airport on a good day.

Been to way nicer beaches while camping on the EastJapan Sea coast on road trips to Tohoku and Hokkaido. :cool2:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:48 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:Now to find one for real!! That is awesome.

Not a cake, but I used to have one of these helmets...


Psshaw. In Colorado, I ride my 500cc Piagio MP3 (3-wheel Vespa) with a Daruma Bum helmet.

Daruma_Helmet.jpg

(I've worn various versions of hand-painted, red, Daruma helmets for motorcycling and 3-point skiing since 1971. :cool2:
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:36 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Now to find one for real!! That is awesome.


right??? i am definitely gonna be on the search next month!

(speaking of next month...you and me is gonna happen if it kills me!)
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:08 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:(speaking of next month...you and me is gonna happen if it kills me!)


Period talk?

Yanpa, maybe it's time to set up the Powder Room....
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:30 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:(speaking of next month...you and me is gonna happen if it kills me!)


Period talk?

Yanpa, maybe it's time to set up the Powder Room....

Yeah, why is there no Powder Room yet???

but no, not what you think. me and GG been trying to catch up with each other for beer and gossip for ages now.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:34 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:but no, not what you think. me and GG been trying to catch up with each other for beer and gossip for ages now.


Bummer.

Why is it that whenever I imagine a bit of G-on-G (or, as in this case, a bit of G-on-GG), the reality's never anything like what I think?
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Postby yanpa » Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:30 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:(speaking of next month...you and me is gonna happen if it kills me!)


Period talk?

Yanpa, maybe it's time to set up the Powder Room....

Yeah, why is there no Powder Room yet???


'cos no-one's shouted loudly enough? The subforum seems to exist, dunno what kind of access restrictions are required.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:04 am

yanpa wrote:
'cos no-one's shouted loudly enough? The subforum seems to exist, dunno what kind of access restrictions are required.


Penis holders not allowed...

Whar'z da man cave ?
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Re: T.I.J. (This is Japan)

Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:34 am

yanpa wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:(speaking of next month...you and me is gonna happen if it kills me!)


Period talk?

Yanpa, maybe it's time to set up the Powder Room....

Yeah, why is there no Powder Room yet???


'cos no-one's shouted loudly enough? The subforum seems to exist, dunno what kind of access restrictions are required.




*SHOUT*

talk to GG, she'll tell you about the restrictions!
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:01 am

I bags we also get Cyka's avatar back for her.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:39 am

I founded dem'

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Or teh usual phallic one:

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Nananananananana Creosote maaaannn...
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Postby IparryU » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:00 am

Coligny wrote:I founded dem'

snip


Nananananananana Creosote maaaannn...

LMAO

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Re: T.I.J. (This is Japan)

Postby yanpa » Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:11 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:(speaking of next month...you and me is gonna happen if it kills me!)


Period talk?

Yanpa, maybe it's time to set up the Powder Room....

Yeah, why is there no Powder Room yet???


'cos no-one's shouted loudly enough? The subforum seems to exist, dunno what kind of access restrictions are required.




*SHOUT*

talk to GG, she'll tell you about the restrictions!


You should be able to access the Powder Room now (note posts from the old forum are not available, not my decision, nothing can be done about it but I'm sure you ladies will fill it up quickly with posts about split ends, winged vs non-winged or whatever it is you like to talk about ;) :twisted: )
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:10 pm

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:11 pm

yanpa wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:(speaking of next month...you and me is gonna happen if it kills me!)


Period talk?

Yanpa, maybe it's time to set up the Powder Room....

Yeah, why is there no Powder Room yet???


'cos no-one's shouted loudly enough? The subforum seems to exist, dunno what kind of access restrictions are required.




*SHOUT*

talk to GG, she'll tell you about the restrictions!


You should be able to access the Powder Room now (note posts from the old forum are not available, not my decision, nothing can be done about it but I'm sure you ladies will fill it up quickly with posts about split ends, winged vs non-winged or whatever it is you like to talk about ;) :twisted: )


we discuss none of the above. but we'll start a yanpa discussion thread now for sure.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:54 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:



Couldn't hear any of it, but it was bloody good visually...
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:32 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Cyka UchuuJin wrote:



Couldn't hear any of it, but it was bloody good visually...


I love these, they've got one for Russia as well (cue lots of drunken people falling over...). the American one is also hilarious!
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Postby yanpa » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:08 pm

"This group is Korean. Sorry, we feel very stupid."

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Re: T.I.J. (This is Japan)

Postby Coligny » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:59 pm

Meanwhile in France...



Subtitul: "vas te faire enculer" -> "go take it in zee p00per" (lit.)-> "Go fook yerself"
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