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'Heiress' turned into a pack animal

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'Heiress' turned into a pack animal

Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:30 am

Lisette Lee arrived in Ohio from Beverly Hills on a chartered jet carrying $500,000 worth of marijuana. False eyelashes fluttering, she claimed to be an electronics heiress. But she used to use a different name and be an actress.

Officials are "trying to confirm" Lisette's relationship with the Samsung family, who share the last name Lee, but live in Korea. Authorities raided her chartered Gulfstream jet in Columbus, Ohio and found 500 lbs. of marijuana, three cellphones, cocaine, and a ledger recording profits exceeding $300,000. All of it, Lisette said, belonged to someone else. The Columbus Dispatch describes the beautiful trainwreck at the courthouse for Lisette's "not guilty" plea: MORE... via Gawker
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Postby bolt_krank » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:45 am

What's Korean for "Foreigner in Roppongi" ?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:44 am

What's Korean for "NJR?"
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:15 pm

I wonder if the mule was wearing mules when she was nicked.
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Postby TennoChinko » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:54 pm

hmm not bad...

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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:16 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:What's Korean for "NJR?"


Tommy, I'm going to say this once:
You're an anal retentive asshole lackwit. Did you even read the article?
Do you jack off every time you THINK you see someone post something you deem to be NJR?

Her last name is MORITA.

I'll leave you to connect the dots or have someone more intelligent and with more patience than I to spell it out letter by letter for your ignorant ass.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:35 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Tommy, I'm going to say this once:
You're an anal retentive asshole lackwit.

Thanks I'll take that as a compliment.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:03 pm

What's a NJR ?

(not gonna be a thread to be really proud of, I phear...)
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Postby Yokohammer » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:30 pm

Coligny wrote:What's a NJR ?

(not gonna be a thread to be really proud of, I phear...)

Not Japan Related.
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Postby bornbitter » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:18 pm

Tommy's mom was NJR until Take had his way with her
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:06 pm

bornbitter wrote:Tommy's mom was NJR until Take had his way with her

Whatever newbie douche bag. Go jerk off to some little dick porn with AO, fag.
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Postby SpikeX » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:10 am

SO MUCH WIN!
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:21 am

SpikeX wrote:SO MUCH WIND!


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Re: 'Heiress' turned into a pack animal

Postby TennoChinko » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:32 pm

==> http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/the-gangster-princess-of-beverly-hills-20120831?print=true
(and, apparently there is a Japan-connection -- her natural father is supposed to have been Japanese... his name was "Morita" but not former SONY Chairman Akio Morita as she claimed)
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Postby matsuki » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:43 pm

bornbitter wrote:Tommy's mom was NJR until Take had his way with her


:clap: Good show! Good Show!

The lemur, on the other hand...excellent show and she has bigger balls than most but not exactly the looker people are describing her as...

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She wasn't even very nice when she met AO

A black, six-foot-three, 400-pound aspiring rapper. She tossed him her keys.

"Nigger, park my car!" she ordered. The room froze, then exploded in laughter.


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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:52 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Image

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I could see her pulling off calling herself a "model" in the US where any girl who is not overweight is modeling material. :lol:

I am more annoyed that she got only a 6-year sentence transport and attempted sale of half ton of weed when this was her SECOND felony conviction (she was busted for felony forgery of a Calf. driver's Licence used in fraud/con). I know few folks busted on similar charges and their sentencing averaged 10-20 years. In the article, Lee said she expecting an early release soon after serving a fraction of her sentence in a Federal Cuntry Club that she called a "finishing school."
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Re: Re:

Postby matsuki » Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:02 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:I could see her pulling off calling herself a "model" in the US where any girl who is not overweight is modeling material. :lol:


Ehhhh Taro, you've been away too long. She looks more like a chubby money grubbing chola than a model.

Taro Toporific wrote:I am more annoyed that she got only a 6-year sentence transport and attempted sale of half ton of weed when this was her SECOND felony conviction (she was busted for felony forgery of a Calf. driver's Licence used in fraud/con). I know few folks busted on similar charges and their sentencing averaged 10-20 years. In the article, Lee said she expecting an early release soon after serving a fraction of her sentence in a Federal Cuntry Club that she called a "finishing school."


Yeah, bitch was on her second chance..but my guess is it won't be long before she get's to 3 strikes :biggrin2:
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Re: 'Heiress' turned into a pack animal

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:21 pm

She looks like an indisputable model fuckwit to me...
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Re: 'Heiress' turned into a pack animal

Postby matsuki » Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:02 pm

I was trying to figure out why she looked so familiar to me but I just remembered where I met this bitch. One of me high school chicky friends dragged me to her prom ( I was already out of HS at this point but I became every chicka I knews prom date for a few years....not that I'm complaining) and I remember this pseudo lemur being seated at our table, in all her sluttyness, talking mad shit about other girls there. I'll have to see if any of the people I was with has any pics from that night with her in it.
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