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Lost in Translation - The Home Game!

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Lost in Translation - The Home Game!

Postby Caustic Saint » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:16 am

http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/

Take any English and make it Engrish! Fun for hours and family all!


Example: "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands."

becomes

"If the wealth to know to this situation its applause its hand."

Working with ads of personal type makes enjoyment too!

"I need a friend. I need someone who is looking for a fun girl to go on a date with, i'm a wild child with a punky attitude. I love to make people smile. red and blonde hair with green eyes. Hope we can talk."

becomes

"Control to this friend in the necessity. For the thing with, of her connects itself it in and in me it is that he them girls of the impermeable straw of the cereal who take to traverse for the attempt of the yu, this one, punky the method the wild authorization of the boy, who and those of the indication of divination in the advanced side, for the interior occur to the form are the free periods? He marks in the necessity. With the person of the hats green the eye, is red-dark he, white woman of the alcohol that the smile that to exert pressure on the leaf of gold is love with you here, of that one transmits. We are a possibility to say a desire."


Please very enjoy. :)
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Re: Lost in Translation - The Home Game!

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:44 am

Caustic Saint wrote:... a fun girl to go on a date with, i'm a wild child with a punky attitude. I love to make people smile. red and blonde hair with green eyes.


Causty's True Loves and Soulmates? :hehe: ImageImage


(Actually, I love the Pongizer Tool. I've used multiple-iteration machine translation and Babble(tm) tool's Markov Chains for years to write PowerPoints for Japan Inc. Find more tools at burningpress' toolbox.)
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Postby Caustic Saint » Sun Oct 05, 2003 11:16 am

Actually, that ad was from the "Girls seeking Girls" section of The Stranger, a weekly Seattle paper.

I doubt she'd want much to do with me. :(
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Oct 05, 2003 11:36 am

Caustic Saint wrote:Actually, that ad was from the "Girls seeking Girls" section of The Stranger, a weekly Seattle paper. (


Never fear. Use the JapanToday to find the real humorists...

Affectionate and sweet girl.
Passionate, caring, straightforward and loyal female, 27, seeks her special single Caucasian. I am here for you.


Affectionate bookworm...
Affectionate and honest....
Beautiful Japanese girl...
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Postby Caustic Saint » Sun Oct 05, 2003 6:39 pm

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

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"arctomys? It is in the situation the end to produce the tree? Meat, tree luxuriant of the payments of the facilities of arctomys? Meat?"

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