Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

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God, thank God for GG's post.
With Coligny here and the normal standard of conversation on FG, I thought all the talk about Cervix had something to do with a character from Asterix...

To help you for the next intellectual thread:

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_de_p ... du_village

Wow! Didn't know they simplified the translations for Merkins, too. And different names for the books and films (which sucked, except Obelix was played by Depardieu I like him because he pissed in the plane aisle, which sounds like something I would have done in my day...)

BTW, why doesn't Dogmatix shit all over Lutetia like real dogs do?

[Taro Toporific]

BenjoBike.jpg

Instead of the BenjoBike that you posted in Random Nihonjin Pics, you could have posted your tweet about "Aisha"...

Memoirs-of-Aisha.jpeg

melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/memoirs-of-an-aisha
Memoirs of an Aisha, Aisha the Geisha | Melbourne Minge Festival

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BenjoBike.jpg

Instead of the BenjoBike that you posted in Random Nihonjin Pics, you could have posted your tweet about "Aisha"...

Memoirs-of-Aisha.jpeg

melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/memoirs-of-an-aisha
Memoirs of an Aisha, Aisha the Geisha | Melbourne Minge Festival

Oh, I've got something else special planned for her! (Thanks for the RT, BTW!)

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Aussie farm girl Aisha has lost her bloke to Japan and a beautiful Japanese woman.
Determined to get him back Aisha becomes one of the first foreigners to become a Geisha. She transforms from Aussie country girl to refined Japanese entertainer! Look out Tokyo!

Aussie farm girl?

Aussie country girl?

Refined entertainer?

Look out Tokyo?

Jesus..

[Marked Trail]

Aussie farm girl Aisha has lost her bloke to Japan and a beautiful Japanese woman.
Determined to get him back Aisha becomes one of the first foreigners to become a Geisha. She transforms from Aussie country girl to refined Japanese entertainer! Look out Tokyo!

Aussie farm girl?
Aussie country girl?
Refined entertainer?
Look out Tokyo?
Jesus..

Aisha-Melbourne-Fringe.png

Luckily, "Aisha" is a comedy at the Melbourne Fringe Festival...and perhaps that comedy is based on Dasaiyuki, the Aussie obsasan we've covered before in the FG thread: So Long Sayuki.

A quick Google Image Search of Dasaiyuki gives you a good idea of the fertile comic ground she offers...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayuki

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

All right, now you've done it...
How a Koo Wee Rup-Ture Created the Legendary Aisha the Geisha
http://kangaeroo.com/2012/09/25/aisha-the-geisha/

[GomiGirl]

This chick is a nutter.. sure I am one to talk, but at least I don't take myself as seriously as this.

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This chick is a nutter.. sure I am one to talk, but at least I don't take myself as seriously as this.

Um, comedy show...Melbourne Fringe Festival.

BTW, I love your avatar.

[GomiGirl]

OK - gotcha.. must stop skim reading. It is just the my attention span shrinks daily.

Re the avatar... wish I had thought of this costume. It rocks on so many levels.

[Taro Toporific]

Re the avatar... wish I had thought of this costume. It rocks on so many levels.

Especially in your full-size photo.

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Re the avatar... wish I had thought of this costume. It rocks on so many levels.

Agreed!!! WW actually bears a resemblance to an old co-worker....

FWIW, I learned the phrase "Grrrrl Power" from your old, old, old WW avatar and probably leaned how to masturbate properly from the Lynda Carter WW TV series. Enjoy your lunch!!!!

[Taro Toporific]

All right, now you've done it...
How a Koo Wee Rup-Ture Created the Legendary Aisha the Geisha
http://kangaeroo.com/2012/09/25/aisha-the-geisha/

Bite my big Buddha! You have a tiny video clip of her in action: http://kangaeroo.com/2012/09/25/aisha-the-geisha/

Aisha's twitter photo are a trip too:
https://twitter.com/i/#!/AishaTheGeisha ... 2FuUNoW7lI
https://twitter.com/#!/AishaT

Just awarded the Golden Asparagus! OMG!!!
https://twitter.com/AishaTheGeisha/stat ... 24/photo/1

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[matsuki]

yum?

[Coligny]

Still better than the usual anitfreeze flavour...

[Taro Toporific]

lacarmina.com | October 24, 2011: FUEL TV, Strangers In Danger: Japan Episode

[FG Lurker]

Still better than the usual anitfreeze flavour...

Been drinking Suntory Vodka have you?

[Taro Toporific]

Mulboyne just tweeted
Country music stars Chet Atkins & Skeeter Davis felt right at home during a 1965 visit to Japan:

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[Coligny]

Still better than the usual anitfreeze flavour...

Been drinking Suntory Vodka have you?

No... but I got some in a spray gun bottle to clean the tools that I don't really care aboot... (the others get the expensive quality spray stuff, part cleaner they either packing grease spray or WD40)

At work we had some vodak so unbelievably awefull than even the cheapest drunktard of the lot could not down... not too bad for cleaning screens and keyboard after pizzaified allnighterz...

[Taro Toporific]

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original Japanese tweet

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[Taro Toporific]

Mentarist =

MV5BMTQ5OTgzOTczM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDM2OTY4MQ@@._V1._SY317_CR12,0,214,317_.jpeg

[Taro Toporific]

A Harajuku Love Story...

A Harajuku Love Story by tokyofashion, on Flickr

[Russell]

Source

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Source

Russell,
This made me laught my head off! Thank you!!

Nothing makes grumpy old men with the maturity of a pre-teen schoolboy laugh like phallic images (manufactured or accidental) and farts.

[Taro Toporific]

full-blown-alien-geisha.jpg

For comparison...

geisha-lips.jpeg

[Taro Toporific]

Mulboyne-Tweet .jpg

twitter.com/Mulboyne

[American Oyaji]

Re the avatar... wish I had thought of this costume. It rocks on so many levels.

Especially in your full-size photo.

screen-shot-2012-05-10-at-4-37-37-pm.png

I have seen this picture as GG's avatar for years and just now am realizing there is a baby in the picture....

[Coligny]

Re the avatar... wish I had thought of this costume. It rocks on so many levels.

Especially in your full-size photo.

screen-shot-2012-05-10-at-4-37-37-pm.png

I have seen this picture as GG's avatar for years and just now am realizing there is a baby in the picture....

I can borrow your Tardis ? she's been using it since 6 month only I think...

[American Oyaji]

Re the avatar... wish I had thought of this costume. It rocks on so many levels.

Especially in your full-size photo.

screen-shot-2012-05-10-at-4-37-37-pm.png

I have seen this picture as GG's avatar for years and just now am realizing there is a baby in the picture....

I can borrow your Tardis ? she's been using it since 6 month only I think...

Funny you say this. I was the 42nd Doctor at my friend's costume wedding.
I'll take a picture of my Honda Pilot TARDIS later.

And that would be a NO. Only my companion gets keys to the TARDIS.

[Mike Oxlong]