I've finally found the right girl!

[Samurai_Jerk]

Cecil Chao Sze-Tsung, Hong Kong Tycoon, Offers $65 Million To Man Who Can Woo His Lesbian Daughter

A Hong Kong billionaire has offered up a staggering, if bizarre, "marriage bounty" to any man who can woo his married lesbian daughter.

Business Insider reports that Cecil Chao Sze-tsung publicly announced the $65 million "reward" after hearing that Gigi Chao had eloped with her long-term female partner to France.

Deeming reports of his daughter's same-sex wedding "false," Chao told the South China Morning Post (via CTV News), "I don't mind whether he is rich or poor. The important thing is that he is generous and kind-hearted."

I wonder if gwailo are eligible.

[yanpa]

Are those HK or US dollars?

[GomiGirl]

Are those HK or US dollars?

That was my question too... but honestly good luck with that Dad. Sounds to me like your little princess is not going to be thrilled with your plan to bring her back from the dark side.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Are those HK or US dollars?

Don't be so fucking greedy!

For some reason this old man made me indignant. I hope it's because I feel he should be more supportive of his daughter, but I suspect it's because he's trying to stop a bit of G-on-G.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Are those HK or US dollars?

Good questions. I'd do it for USD 65M but it's not worth being married to a psycho bitch for HKD 65M which is about 8M US.

How do I know she's a psycho bitch? She's Chinese.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Are those HK or US dollars?

Don't be so fucking greedy!

For some reason this old man made me indignant. I hope it's because I feel he should be more supportive of his daughter, but I suspect it's because he's trying to stop a bit of G-on-G.

I think you need to see the other "girl" before getting all worked up.

[yanpa]

So which one is she?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

How do I know she's a psycho bitch? She's Chinese.

Which means she'd also have no qualms about ripping off her dad if she could get paid for it. I'm into this.

[Samurai_Jerk]

How do I know she's a psycho bitch? She's Chinese.

Which means she'd also have no qualms about ripping off her dad if she could get paid for it. I'm into this.

The problem is she's probably already worth millions.

[Coligny]

I can have the dogs ?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I can have the dogs ?

They look like Australian silky terriers...

[gaijinpunch]

Some serious claims here... $8 million USD? There's very little I couldn't marry for that amount... at least until the check cleared.

[Coligny]

I can have the dogs ?

They look like Australian silky terriers...

It's ok, the recipe don't call for a specific brand...

[GomiGirl]

I can have the dogs ?

They look like Australian silky terriers...

It's ok, the recipe don't call for a specific brand...

I'll pay that one.

[FG Lurker]

Which means she'd also have no qualms about ripping off her dad if she could get paid for it. I'm into this.

Was thinking the same thing. "Marry" her, and agree to stay "married" for enough time to satisfy pops. Then split the money and leave.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I think you need to see the other "girl" before getting all worked up.

Holy fuck! I thought this was a joke photo, but it really is her GF!

Ah, well...at least you know the princess is physically attracted to men, but perhaps doesn't like cocks. If that's the case, I am definitely in with a chance if I can get to meet her because I'm hung like a clit.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I think you need to see the other "girl" before getting all worked up.

Holy fuck! I thought this was a joke photo, but it really is her GF!

Ah, well...at least you know the princess is physically attracted to men, but perhaps doesn't like cocks. If that's the case, I am definitely in with a chance if I can get to meet her because I'm hung like a clit.

At least I got you beat. I'm more like an outie belly button.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

At least I got you beat...

You may not have me beat...I think the Frenchie offered to beat me off in another thread (quid pro quo, though...)

Actually, come to think of it, you have got me beat, though....I've seen what you've used yours for.

[legion]

Danger Will Robson, Danger!

Attention seeking psycho

if you are lucky she will self harm, if you are unlucky she will boil your bunny with your cock up its arse

[Typhoon]

Are those HK or US dollars?

Gigi Chao, 33, said she thought the HKD500 million (£39.8 million) offer was "quite entertaining".
She told the South China Morning Post: "He [her father] has an interesting interpretation of me."

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Danger Will Robson, Danger!

Attention seeking psycho

if you are lucky she will self harm, if you are unlucky she will boil your bunny with your cock up its arse

She really does sound like my type of girl....

[FG Lurker]

Danger Will Robson, Danger!
Attention seeking psycho
if you are lucky she will self harm, if you are unlucky she will boil your bunny with your cock up its arse

She really does sound like my type of girl....

I had one really bad experience with sticking my dick in crazy and I'd sooner avoid repeating it.

Who am I kidding though? For 65mil USD I'd put up with a fuckton of crazy.

[Coligny]

I need a pay raise...

I totally need a pay raise...

I DESERVE A PAY RAISE...

[matsuki]

Here I thought I was one-upping Coligny with my new veterinarian lemur...time to learn Cantonese?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Thousands have already applied apparently and the bird, herself, is laughing tenderly at Daddy for showing his love.
There goes my love out the door...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Thousands have already applied apparently and the bird, herself, is laughing tenderly at Daddy for showing his love.
There goes my love out the door...

When dad's a billionaire, you'll eat a lot of shit before telling him to fuck off.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Thousands have already applied apparently and the bird, herself, is laughing tenderly at Daddy for showing his love.
There goes my love out the door...

When dad's a billionaire, you'll eat a lot of shit before telling him to fuck off.

I thought only Germans and people taking bath salts did that kind of stuff...

...Mind you, Dad's 76 and claims to have shagged 10,000-plus. I don't think Gigi's gonna have to put up with him for too much longer, either. Then again, Dad's never been married, so that probably automatically adds at least a couple of extra decades to his lifespan (I know, I know. The statistics say different, but numbers like that are a feminist fabrication...)

[GomiGirl]

Perhaps this is saying that some women will not be bought or sold for any amount of money. Dear Daddy doesn't know his daughter well enough obviously and thinks that throwing money at the "problem"* will solve it. Not everything is solved by cash.

Sounds like there are plenty of blokes who are prepared to sell their souls though. Not all gold diggers are women it seems.

*How your daughter being born a lesbian could ever be considered a "problem" that needed solving is wrong on so many levels but I don't want to get into that debate on a Friday afternoon.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Sounds like there are plenty of blokes who are prepared to sell their souls though. Not all gold diggers are women it seems.

I would absolutely, desperately love to be a gold digger! I've had enough trouble throughout my life just getting laid, let alone getting paid for it as well. (And that's why women gold-diggers are much more successful than their male counterparts).

I am absolutely unscrupulous...if there is a woman out there who will keep me and give me whatever I want in return for my body, good looks or even merely company, I am sooooooooooooo yours, darling....(P.S. I only need a couple of pairs of shoes, a mama-chair, a good PC and maybe a fully-equipped home theater with on-demand movies. Clothes might help a bit and a meal or two a day would be really nice. Oh, and the occasional spliff. Otherwise, I'm yours to do with as you will....It'd also be really nice if you turned a blind eye when I farted. In fact, I probably recommend that for your own good.)

GG, I agree with you about the old man's attitude to lesbians. Good on Gigi! (I should add the disclaimer that I reckon I'm probably a lesbian myself, mind you...)

[GomiGirl]

Speaking of lesbians.. I knew a family quite well once - 3 brothers and a sister. The girl came out as a lesbian when she was in her 20's but she'd had a girlfriend for quite a while before she went public to her family.

The older brother (an ex of mine) pulled me aside and was worried that because they used to pick on her as kids as she was the only girl, he was worried that they had made her "that way".

Sad that in this day and age, people are still so ignorant about the human condition.