Lil' Kim's J-born wife in Critical Condition

[Taro Toporific]

Kim Jong-il's Wife in Critical Condition -Paper
Mon October 6, 2003 10:45 PM ET
TOKYO (Reuters) - The wife of North Korean leader Kim Jong-il suffered head injuries in a car accident last month and is in critical condition, a Japanese daily reported on Tuesday.... Little is known about Ko other than that she was born in Japan to ethnic Koreans and moved to North Korea in the early 1960s. ...
Creepy photo via US House, International Relations Comm.

[GomiGirl]

Was she kidnapped too?

[Crispy]

I bet he secretly sends her abroad somewhere for medical treatment that doesn't involve hacksaws and leeches.

[Taro Toporific]

Was she kidnapped too?

Car smash lifts veil on the life of North Korean leader:
7 Oct 2003, New Zealand Herald

...Little is known about Ms Ko, other than that she is the daughter of parents who left Japan in the 1960s, lured by the promise of enjoying Mr Kim's socialist paradise.

Ms Ko reportedly caught Mr Kim's eye as one of 2,000 girls employed in the dictator's "pleasure groups". She was a dancer in the Mansudae Art Troupe in Pyongyang. Each "pleasure group" is composed of three teams - a "satisfaction team", which performs sexual services; a "happiness team," which provides massage and a "dancing and singing team". These teams, recruited from girls' high schools undergo a six-month training course before they are assigned to one of the dictator's 32 villas and palaces until the age of 25.

Reports filtering out early last month suggested that Ms Ko, had recently become obsessed about raising her profile into that of a national icon, on a similar footing to Kim Jong Il's revolutionary fighter mother. Before the accident she had begun styling herself the "Mother of Pyongyang" and insisted the state media broadcast propaganda...

[AssKissinger]

Lil' Kim has a satisfaction team

Jack has a satisfaction team.

I want a satisfaction team.

[Taro Toporific]

Lil' Kim has a satisfaction team

Jack has a satisfaction team.

I want a satisfaction team.

Sorry, you're already on the "Dancing and Singing team."
http://www.geocities.com/asskissingerassassin/CanneryRow.html

[AssKissinger]

Lil' Kim has a satisfaction team

Jack has a satisfaction team.

I want a satisfaction team.

Sorry, you're already on the "Dancing and Singing team."
http://www.geocities.com/asskissingerassassin/CanneryRow.html

Just so you know, I'm the fat ass sitting and playing the mandolin. I let the Irish man handle the sex appeal side of things.