How Do you Guyz Do It??? You Married Guys?

[Taro Toporific]

It's a glitch or a nightmare ?

Neither.
Now this is the nightmare.

[McTojo]

A male student came in the other day and had asked me why I wasn't married yet. " Is single life the way to be for you," he asked?

I retorted " why romanticize marriage?" Is there some kind of social obligation attached to being tied down to a woman, bills, mortgages, college tuition, and more, that deems a person respectable in the eyes of others? My official answer on the marriage questions is: DDIncome is the best marriage for me. I want a career woman who has a skill and who can enjoy life with me. The two young hot girls frowned instantly. They were expecting me to say " I want to have a housewife I can support with my meager salary for the rest of my life!" And who rarely, if ever, ever puts out in bed, and whose role in the family is the obligatory kind; prepare meals three times a day and look after the kids and go on shopping expeditions with her neighbors.


The girls really frowned then. If they weren't dry down there then, they were dry as a bone by the time I had made that statement! The male student went silent for awhile because he couldn't think of a comeback line. So, again, I ask " How do you guyz do it???

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

A male student came in the other day and had asked me why I wasn't married yet. " Is single life the way to be for you," he said. Pun intended, from the smirk on his face.

Where's the pun?

[McTojo]

He had asked me that question to get a laugh out of the female students....?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

He had asked me that question to get a laugh out of the female students....?

I suggest you look up the meaning of the word "pun."

[McTojo]

He had asked me that question to get a laugh out of the female students....?

I suggest you look up the meaning of the word "pun."

innuendo. I used it as an innuendo.

[legion]

I retorted " why romanticize marriage?" Is there some kind of social obligation attached to being tied down to a woman, bills, mortgages, college tuition, and more, that deems a person respectable in the eyes of others? My official answer on the marriage questions is: DDIncome is the best marriage for me. I want a career woman who has a skill and who can enjoy life with me. The two young hot girls frowned instantly.

I think it is pretty clear why you aren't married.

[Yosh]

Hey OP, I didn't bother to read through the entire thread but I assume it's loaded with the typical bullshit responses and perhaps a spattering of insight. Go to this page http://sexlessfather.wordpress.com/ and read up - it shows a perspective from both the mans and womans point of view about lack of sex in the marriage - whats more its a real husband and wife authoring the blog. That will give you a slightly more enlightened viewpoint on the subject.

As for me it's been tough, what can I say, when the kid is born things change. You can't let it get you down though. Once there's a wife and child in your life you'll be suprised at how getting laid all the time becomes less of a priority. I don't cry about it, but I voice my dissatisfaction. I fear that getting "Action on the side" is a slippery slope and some men might end up so wracked with guilt that it destroys them completely. Good times.

[McTojo]

Thank you Yosh!

I know what you mean by the typical bullshit these clowns regurgitate here. I appreciate the link and will visit tonight.
It's really sad when you find you are sacrificing more for less, or nothing at all. And the guilt issue is another concern, too. We'll talk more...

[Coligny]

Hey OP, I didn't bother to read through the entire thread but I assume it's loaded with the typical bullshit responses and perhaps a spattering of insight. Go to this page http://sexlessfather.wordpress.com/ and read up - it shows a perspective from both the mans and womans point of view about lack of sex in the marriage - whats more its a real husband and wife authoring the blog.

Yeah, that's important, last time I read a blog on sex advice written by a dog I nearly ended up sniffing random butts in the streets and pissing on lightposts.
And I heard aboot someone who got addicted to sniffing bicycle seats and barking at the postman... eewww... creepy...


(just to say in fact... "what's more" is not a what's more... it's the base of the thing... getting sex advice for post child delivery couples from Norman Schwartzkopf or nail carving tips from Colin Powell might highlight more than a few flaw in your approach to problem solving)

[yanpa]

Hey OP, I didn't bother to read through the entire thread but I assume it's loaded with the typical bullshit responses and perhaps a spattering of insight. Go to this page http://sexlessfather.wordpress.com/ and read up - it shows a perspective from both the mans and womans point of view about lack of sex in the marriage - whats more its a real husband and wife authoring the blog.

Yeah, that's important, last time I read a blog on sex advice written by a dog I nearly ended up sniffing random butts in the streets and pissing on lightposts.
And I heard aboot someone who got addicted to sniffing bicycle seats and barking at the postman... eewww... creepy...

It would be more entertaining if it was written from the perspective of their dog. As is, it reads like the minutes of a UN committee meeting.

But enough of that, I have some regurgitating to do.

[Yosh]

(just to say in fact... "what's more" is not a what's more... it's the base of the thing... getting sex advice for post child delivery couples from Norman Schwartzkopf or nail carving tips from Colin Powell might highlight more than a few flaw in your approach to problem solving)

I can't understand one goddamned word of this, are you trying to communicate?

[Coligny]

I will try to write slower next time...

[Greji]

I will try to write slower next time...

Please do. Especially the part about sniffing random butts.....

[Russell]

I will try to write slower next time...

Please do. Especially the part about sniffing random butts.....

Sure you don't confuse us with your dog forum?!?

Good to see you back, though! We all missed you.

You may now proceed to sniff all our butts...

[yanpa]

Goat forum surely?

[Coligny]

I will try to write slower next time...

Please do. Especially the part about sniffing random butts.....

Ya already forgotten aboot our bike seat sniffing fetishist ?

BTW gud to have youze back...

[IparryU]

Goat forum surely?

it all started off with dogs... but then greji got more... sic and twisted over the years and resorted to goats as you can also perform satanic/pagan rituals with them.

[IparryU]

(just to say in fact... "what's more" is not a what's more... it's the base of the thing... getting sex advice for post child delivery couples from Norman Schwartzkopf or nail carving tips from Colin Powell might highlight more than a few flaw in your approach to problem solving)

I can't understand one goddamned word of this, are you trying to communicate?

you will get used to it... just a big wabbit who loves pussies and speaks like he has a few frogs in his mouth.

despite that, he films some awesome pr0n and makes a killer French cuisine all from McyDz 100en menue items...

[IparryU]

I will try to write slower next time...

Please do. Especially the part about sniffing random butts.....

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[yanpa]

Goat forum surely?

it all started off with dogs... but then greji got more... sic and twisted over the years and resorted to goats as you can also perform satanic/pagan rituals with them.

I admit, I am a n00b here..

[IparryU]

I will try to write slower next time...

Please do. Especially the part about sniffing random butts.....

Ya already forgotten aboot our bike seat sniffing fetishist ?

BTW gud to have youze back...

w0rd... i really missed greji for some sic reason... must have been his weekly avatars of goats and shemales... but I am glad he is back nonetheless!

[Coligny]

I will try to write slower next time...

Please do. Especially the part about sniffing random butts.....

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reminded me a fascinating conversation at home:

MeJulie: Why does the cats ass smells like p00p ?

Me: why was your nose anywhere near the cat's butt ?

and it all went downhill from here...

[McTojo]

I will try to write slower next time...

Please do. Especially the part about sniffing random butts.....

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This is beautiful.

[Coligny]

I will try to write slower next time...

Please do. Especially the part about sniffing random butts.....

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This is beautiful.

you is creepy...

[Buraku]

A guide to marriage in Japan
https://japantoday.com/category/feature ... e-in-japan

Letters from Japan: ‘Co-Sleeping And Sexless Marriages’
http://savvytokyo.com/letters-from-japa ... marriages/

[matsuki]

Really sorry to hear that. Yes. the mommy I'm banging told me the same thing about her husband. She said something just changed overnight in the bedroom. She just got sick to her stomach when her J-husband would make sexual advances at her. Something about his smell or the way he comes on to her just turned her off. With me sex was chemically and physically different...dunno.

On this...there are all kinds of studies about women's partner/sexual preferences changing drastically with their hormones. Probably has a lot to do with when they stop pumping out kids. The recent trend is to stop using "the pill" as there is a tsunami of women who married soy boys, stop taking the pill, and realize they are not attracted to their husbands. Suddenly they smell different and masculinity is no longer toxic as much as it is attractive.

I recently signed my life away here. $50USD for the embassy to notarize an affidavit saying you aren't adding wife 2+ to your harem. Other than that, was quite straight forward at the local ward office. The staff barely glanced at it and my birth cert. Just checking boxes and then congratulations. The real question is do we bother conforming with the local naming formatting or stick to my the katakana's version of my foreign barbarian family name. I need to go there again and see if they will change my registered alias to katakana....which I think isn't supposed to be allowed BUT then the law is you're supposed to have the same family name....which we technically don't if mine is matsuki and hers is マツキ

[Coligny]

Zombie post or you did…

She likes monkeys ? Dead monkeys ?

[Coligny]

Fuck, wrong video…

[Coligny]

Frack, again…