Get your very own goatse.cx email address...

[yanpa]

Some entrepreneur has evidently spotted a gaping hole in the market...

Own a Piece of Disgusting Internet History With Your Very Own Goatse Email Address

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The Goatse relaunch is work of an Australian I.T. consultant whom we'll "Jonathan." (He'd prefer not to have his real name associated with Goatse on Google for the rest of his life.) Jonathan says he bought the Goatse.cx domain in 2008 for the impressive sum of "around 8,000 euros" ($10,200) from a Canadian man on a late-night whim. Goatse.cx had been empty since the government of the Christmas Islands, which controls the .cx top-level domain, got wind of the infamous photo under their purview and took the original site offline in 2004.

"To be honest I sort of regretted it, after buying it," Jonathan said. "I bought this at 12 o'clock at night. Shortly after I bought it i wrote it off as a loss. It's like buying a painting."

Now Jonathan is hoping to recoup at least some of his loss through the email project. He's still working on a price structure for Goatse Email, but says it won't be more than $5 a year to register a vanity address with one of the internet's most notorious domains. You'll be able to plug the address into your existing Gmail account, and Jonathan promises that it will be good at least the next 10 years.

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...spelunk here at your own risk...

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

This reminds me of a meme with a more Japanese angle...there used to be a photo of a Japanese bird using one of the local squat toilets while expunging diarrhea when in an inverse position, consequently shitting all over herself. It was originally on Rotten (together with goatse.cx and the Princess Die photos), but I can't find it and can't remember what it was called.

Anybody know WTF I'm talking about and what happened to it?

[yanpa]

Anybody know WTF I'm talking about

Tubgirl?

and what happened to it?

Where is Coligny when we need him?

[gaijinpunch]

Anybody know WTF I'm talking about

Tubgirl?

Sound a lot like it! Just Google tubgirl... I'm sure it, and the fountain of mustard, is still there.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Thanks (?) guys.

That was it. (In all its resplendent gory...)

[Coligny]

Anybody know WTF I'm talking about

Tubgirl?

and what happened to it?

Where is Coligny when we need him?

In Vietnam, surrounded by Russian tourists... (and scared)

rule #1: those people dun't smile. Don't smile to them either, it might be seen as an act of war or something...
rule #2: no mailorder bride jokes
rule #3: no Hunt for Red October jokes either
In fact... no jokes at all... it might be better...

(wherez Cyka when you need a friendly commie face ?)

Was awoken by a cat calling someone this morning, answered by reflex "shut the fuck up Douin"... feels like home...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Anybody know WTF I'm talking about

Tubgirl?

and what happened to it?

Where is Coligny when we need him?

In Vietnam, surrounded by Russian tourists... (and scared)

rule #1: those people dun't smile. Don't smile to them either, it might be seen as an act of war or something...
rule #2: no mailorder bride jokes
rule #3: no Hunt for Red October jokes either
In fact... no jokes at all... it might be better...

(wherez Cyka when you need a friendly commie face ?)

Was awoken by a cat calling someone this morning, answered by reflex "shut the fuck up Douin"... feels like home...

Dude, embrace it! You're going through your own 'Nam experience, just like Rambo did (before he went out in Part III and trained all those ragheads who became terrorists against the Untied States)

[matsuki]

Anybody know WTF I'm talking about

Tubgirl?

and what happened to it?

Where is Coligny when we need him?

In Vietnam, surrounded by Russian tourists... (and scared)

Vietnamese trying to capitalize on the booming bukkake market and consulting the ultimate expert?

[Taro Toporific]

Japan is the original home of Goatse

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Unintentional Goatse by ihorner, on Flickr


tokyo disney goatse by zusty, on Flickr