Christmas (Eve) dinner with turkey?

[Coligny]

Guys, he's not saying he went to get a blowjob from a top model and ends up bringing her home...

Just that he went to a restaurant and paid for food...

[Coligny]

By the way, if anyone goes up there, please please, tell the waitress - skinny one with the cute face - that I like her. She should remember me. Fat guy. She should remember me.

Meanwhile... that might not be in a good way... try with caution...

[yanpa]

Guys, he's not saying he went to get a blowjob from a top model and ends up bringing her home...

Just that he went to a restaurant and paid for food...

I thought he was saying he went on a date who he was not not paying for her time as well. Or something.

[McTojo]

You guys are slow to catch on.... Anyway, I had a great time with a great woman I was just having dinner with. I think the lactating gomigirl alluded that I went there alone and ate by myself, which is something I do from time to time. I have a humble selection of women I go to dinner with, but not on a regular basis. I prefer eating alone, then talking with some one across a table. Seriously, guys you need to check out Roti's xmas buffet.

[Yokohammer]

... She should remember me. Fat guy. She should remember me.

Fat guy with failing short-term memory.

[Yokohammer]

Oh, and by the way, it's "Christmas (Eve) dinner with turkey,"
as opposed to "Christmas (Eve) dinner with a turkey."

[McTojo]

Another oversight. Thanks for correcting that.

[McTojo]

... She should remember me. Fat guy. She should remember me.

Fat guy with failing short-term memory.

I'm serious! She was hot! She was no more than 26. Not Jukujo material though.

If you guyz go, try the Hummus and the baked to perfection ham. They even had yams. Stuffing and mashed potatoes was pretty good. Turkey was juicy and tender and so was the roast beef. The cheapest bottled wines were from Spain. I ordered one for around 5000 yen.

[Yokohammer]

It's reassuring to know that at least some things remain obstinately constant.

[Coligny]

Oh, and by the way, it's "Christmas (Eve) dinner with turkey,"
as opposed to "Christmas (Eve) dinner with a turkey."

You are assuming waaaayyyy too much here hammerman...

(favorite on liner at a previous job too close to the coffee masheen "can somebody stuff the turkeys so we can have silence and get some job done ?")

[Yokohammer]

Oh, and by the way, it's "Christmas (Eve) dinner with turkey,"
as opposed to "Christmas (Eve) dinner with a turkey."

You are assuming waaaayyyy too much here hammerman...

You mean, as in assuming he'd get it?

Nah ... I just wanted to see how far he'd miss by.
My mistake was in assuming that the amount he'd miss by would be a comprehensible value.

[Coligny]

Nope, just that the only turkey was in the plate...

[McTojo]

Oh, and by the way, it's "Christmas (Eve) dinner with turkey,"
as opposed to "Christmas (Eve) dinner with a turkey."

You are assuming waaaayyyy too much here hammerman...

You mean, as in assuming he'd get it?

Nah ... I just wanted to see how far he'd miss by.
My mistake was in assuming that the amount he'd miss by would be a comprehensible value.

what.....?

[Coligny]

... what... in the butt...