Businessman gave me finger on Chuo Line

[ErikIncogneeto]

life's too short so just chill out and realize you probably have 25+ more years of life left than he does, cheers!

And that means I also have 25 more years to find someone to do it to me again so I can interview them on my iPhone and Youtube them! ^_^)/

The guy didn't look pissed at all, though. He looked so happy when his ginger finger popped up like it had taken two blue pills instead of the recommended one. He looked so proud, like he had just harpooned this year's biggest research dophin and was ready to drag it back home to place it on rice.

I guess I should take it as a compliments. I guess I was big game to him...

But life's too short, like you say. Back to day dreaming about wonder girl again...

Wait a second! By the way! I have an idea for a viral Youtube video. I was planning seriously on doing it, for about a year now, but what the heck, please take it anyone! ^_^)/

+++++ My humble Viral Video Idea +++++

STEP 1
Go to Roppongi or Shinjuku where there are lots and lots of Nigerians and other African FG (AFG) friends who work on the street grabbing nightlife customers.
STEP 2
The AFG friend walks up to you and shakes your hand and says in a low voice “I have girls for you” and shows you a picture card of lots of girls.
STEP 3
Show interest and says “Really? You can take me to your club? Thanks! That’s great! I really appreciate it.” And start to walk with him.
STEP 4
Then ask to take another look at the photo card of girls and say “Oh, I’m so sorry. I can’t go with you after all.”
STEP 5
The AFG friend will says “Why not!?!”
STEP 6
You say “I’m sorry. I like big tits.”
STEP 7
The AFG friend will get excited and say “But I have big tits for you! I have big tits!!”
STEP 8
You say “You have big tits?”
STEP 9
The AFG friend says “Yes, I have big tits! I have big tits!”
STEP 10
You say “No, I think you have small tits” and turn your back and walk away.
STEP 11
The AFG friend be chasing after you screaming emotionally “But I have big tits! I have big tits!”
STEP 12
Place above on Youtube.

One video is funny, but once you get about ten or twenty or a hundred videos, I think it would be a great watch!

An “I have big tits” video series! That’s funny isn’t it? ^_^)/

[ErikIncogneeto]

Oh, by the way, you may be killed. ^_^)

But if you do it, you can stealth video it like this, if you have a backback.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_563/1292001801e0o3WA.jpg

Hold your iPhone or other phone in your hand that holds your strap.
Have earphones in your ears like you're listening to music.
Have glasses or something partially over iPhone, not over the lens though.

This would look really natural, and they won't likely think you're videoing, unless you keep on adjusting the phone to point towards their face.

[ErikIncogneeto]

friends who work on the street grabbing nightlife customers.

friends who work on the street grabbing nightlife customers = "street pimps"

[Coligny]

The guy didn't look pissed at all, though. He looked so happy when his ginger finger popped up like it had taken two blue pills instead of the recommended one. He looked so proud, like he had just harpooned this year's biggest research dophin and was ready to drag it back home to place it on rice.

You know... the first rule of dealing with crazy hobos... (and poodles... don't forget the fucking poodles...):

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT

[legion]

and be happy you are not that person

[Coligny]

and be happy you are not that person

That would be the second rule...

unless you're a fury...

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[Russell]

The guy didn't look pissed at all, though. He looked so happy when his ginger finger popped up like it had taken two blue pills instead of the recommended one. He looked so proud, like he had just harpooned this year's biggest research dophin and was ready to drag it back home to place it on rice.

You know... the first rule of dealing with crazy hobos... (and poodles... don't forget the fucking poodles...):

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT

Too late. He sounds like he has already been hypnotized by the man with one finger.

[Russell]

He looked so happy when his ginger finger popped up

Sure it wasn't his genishorts*?!?

(*) Yamato version of genitalls

[Taro Toporific]

^_^)/ fap fap fap
^_^)/ fap fap fap
^_^)/ fap fap fap...

Yikes! It's our old friend, the illustrious "Erik" visiting us incogneeto.

As far as Mr. Businessman's finger goes, The Finger Is Pointless...

[Coligny]

right now... i have the twilight zone theme playing in my head...

and i'm scared... so very scared...

[ErikIncogneeto]

Taro Toporific, Coligny
Holy smoke, I can believe you guys remember me! ^o^)/
My last post was ten zillion years ago with the lumber name.
I was very emotionally unstable back then, one of the 23%, and could only write in short sentences with smilies every few words.
Last Friday I was so p.ssed with the finger man on the train I had no where to turn but to come back to bosom of the FG home.
^_^)/

[nikoneko]

Hey ErikIncogneeto cowboy the fuck up, in Osaka that just means hello :

Straight up Kansai represent. I like the cut of your gib.

[Taro Toporific]

...Holy smoke, I can believe you guys remember me! ^o^)/

She-e-e-e-it, we go back the Dawn of Time and Dead Fukuzawas.

...Ishihara Shintaro. Who knows? A lot of people
on the train are starting to look like him now.
You wonder if some might be thinking the same
things. It's scary. Bye, Erik

Last Friday I was so p.ssed with the finger man on the train I had no where to turn but to come back to bosom of the FG home.

As the dog returneth to its vomit...

Welcome back.

[ErikIncogneeto]

Welcome back.

Thanks!! I was hoping some prehistoric fukuzawa-ens would still be around!

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Oh how I have missed the first world problems of FG's...

[Coligny]

Yay... a Russian babe just when i need ouane...

I need to do a gis on russian / ex warsaw pact heavy wrecker (recovery trucks) like the maz based KET-T

but i can't find the proper word to say "wrecker" in the sense of glorified tow truck in russian...

it's not the same word as for a tow truck, and it's not the same word as for recovery truck, it's really a different word... that i can't find the good dictionnary for...

You h4lp me and i'll be your slave or gimp for... a certain amount of time to be decided...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

So as to spare our fellow FG with the trials and tribulations of Russian words, I've PM'd you!

[ErikIncogneeto]

You know... the first rule of dealing with crazy hobos... (and poodles... don't forget the fucking poodles...):

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT