Frenchmen's sperm plunges by a third in quality and quantity

[yanpa]

Frenchmen's sperm plunges by a third in quality and quantity since '89

Une sabotage méchant droite dans les sphères de mariage

The future of the French nation is in serious doubt if boffins don't get to the bottom of a serious decline in transmanche sperm production.

According to the BBC, the sperm content of Gallic nut butter fell by 32.3 per cent between 1989 and 2005, while "the percentage of normally shaped sperm fell by 33.4 per cent".

The results of the tests on 26,600 chaps' magic water are published in the Human Reproduction, where the authors issue "a serious public health warning".

Experts rolled out by the Beeb admitted they haven't really got the foggiest why French man oysters have suffered such a profound decline in fecundity.

The University of Edinburgh's professor Richard Sharpe offered: "Something in our modern lifestyle, diet or environment like chemical exposure, is causing this.

"We still do not know which are the most important factors, but perhaps the most likely is a combination, a double whammy of changes, such as a high-fat diet combined with increased environmental chemical exposures."

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[wagyl]

the sperm content of Gallic nut butter fell by 32.3 per cent between 1989 and 2005, while "the percentage of normally shaped sperm fell by 33.4 per cent".

Yes well if I kept my juices in a test tube for 16 years I think I would have much the same results.

[Coligny]

Frenchmen's sperm plunges by a third in quality and quantity since '89

Une sabotage méchant droite dans les sphères de mariage

The future of the French nation is in serious doubt if boffins don't get to the bottom of a serious decline in transmanche sperm production.

According to the BBC, the sperm content of Gallic nut butter fell by 32.3 per cent between 1989 and 2005, while "the percentage of normally shaped sperm fell by 33.4 per cent".

The results of the tests on 26,600 chaps' magic water are published in the Human Reproduction, where the authors issue "a serious public health warning".

Experts rolled out by the Beeb admitted they haven't really got the foggiest why French man oysters have suffered such a profound decline in fecundity.

The University of Edinburgh's professor Richard Sharpe offered: "Something in our modern lifestyle, diet or environment like chemical exposure, is causing this.

"We still do not know which are the most important factors, but perhaps the most likely is a combination, a double whammy of changes, such as a high-fat diet combined with increased environmental chemical exposures."

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I ask for a recount...

prepping a sample right nao...

[American Oyaji]

Frenchmen's sperm plunges by a third in quality and quantity since '89

Une sabotage méchant droite dans les sphères de mariage

The future of the French nation is in serious doubt if boffins don't get to the bottom of a serious decline in transmanche sperm production.

According to the BBC, the sperm content of Gallic nut butter fell by 32.3 per cent between 1989 and 2005, while "the percentage of normally shaped sperm fell by 33.4 per cent".

The results of the tests on 26,600 chaps' magic water are published in the Human Reproduction, where the authors issue "a serious public health warning".

Experts rolled out by the Beeb admitted they haven't really got the foggiest why French man oysters have suffered such a profound decline in fecundity.

The University of Edinburgh's professor Richard Sharpe offered: "Something in our modern lifestyle, diet or environment like chemical exposure, is causing this.

"We still do not know which are the most important factors, but perhaps the most likely is a combination, a double whammy of changes, such as a high-fat diet combined with increased environmental chemical exposures."

...plus...

I ask for a recount...

prepping a sample right nao...

Why don't you go for a proper test and deposit in the proper receptacle and see if anything pops out?

[Coligny]

prepping a sample right nao...

Reading #fail...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Yes, I have noticed a decline in quality which is why I now only drink the stuff from Sonoma or South Australia.

[American Oyaji]

I'll be married within the next year and a half. I'll let you know if the bird catches a case.