Best Korea discovers a unicorn lair on Moran Hill

[Taro Toporific]

North Korea claims discovery of ancient unicorn lair
Stars and Stripes: December 5, 2012
Watch out, “My Little Pony.” It turns out that unicorns were real...
...North Korea has announced that it has found the long-lost unicorn lair of ancient Korean historical lore.
The unicorn lair, belonging to King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (37 B.C.- 668 A.D.), is only 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill, conveniently located in the capital Pyongyang...more...

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[Yokohammer]

Tsk!
North Koreans can't even spell "moron".

[TennoChinko]

[American Oyaji]

Pfffft! Someone posted a unicorn in the other random gaijin thread.

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

[Samurai_Jerk]

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

Like on a Japanese girl.

[matsuki]

Pfffft! Someone posted a unicorn in the other random gaijin thread.

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

Or a virgin girl in Japan?

[American Oyaji]

Pfffft! Someone posted a unicorn in the other random gaijin thread.

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

Or a virgin girl in Japan?

Nah. Plenty of those in Japan if you catch them right. Even at 30yo, you can find them. Usually women who were career driven and hit the glass ceiling.

When I was teaching, one of my students who had turned 18, after she graduated, she wanted me to be her first. *shrug* Go figure.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Pfffft! Someone posted a unicorn in the other random gaijin thread.

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

Or a virgin girl in Japan?

Nah. Plenty of those in Japan if you catch them right. Even at 30yo, you can find them. Usually women who were career driven and hit the glass ceiling.

When I was teaching, one of my students who had turned 18, after she graduated, she wanted me to be her first. *shrug* Go figure.

18 and still a virgin is cute. 30 and still a virgin is a major warning sign.

[matsuki]

When I was teaching, one of my students who had turned 18, after she graduated, she wanted me to be her first. *shrug* Go figure.

Soo...how was she?

Pfffft! Someone posted a unicorn in the other random gaijin thread.

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

Or a virgin girl in Japan?

Nah. Plenty of those in Japan if you catch them right. Even at 30yo, you can find them. Usually women who were career driven and hit the glass ceiling.

18 and still a virgin is cute. 30 and still a virgin is a major warning sign.

yep...or they're dayam fugly...

[American Oyaji]

When I was teaching, one of my students who had turned 18, after she graduated, she wanted me to be her first. *shrug* Go figure.

Soo...how was she?

Pfffft! Someone posted a unicorn in the other random gaijin thread.

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

Or a virgin girl in Japan?

Nah. Plenty of those in Japan if you catch them right. Even at 30yo, you can find them. Usually women who were career driven and hit the glass ceiling.

18 and still a virgin is cute. 30 and still a virgin is a major warning sign.

yep...or they're dayam fugly...

How was she? She had a nice body and she was tall, but....for some reason...I felt really bad about the whole thing. One of the few times I've been sober that I had sex with a woman and didn't cum.

30 isn't always a warning sign. Sometimes, she's one of those ladies that doesn't fall into insecure Japanese men's hit zone.

Like a BIG booty, or REALLY smart, or VERY tall. Japanese men tend to like averages.

[matsuki]

When I was teaching, one of my students who had turned 18, after she graduated, she wanted me to be her first. *shrug* Go figure.

Soo...how was she?

Pfffft! Someone posted a unicorn in the other random gaijin thread.

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

Or a virgin girl in Japan?

Nah. Plenty of those in Japan if you catch them right. Even at 30yo, you can find them. Usually women who were career driven and hit the glass ceiling.

18 and still a virgin is cute. 30 and still a virgin is a major warning sign.

yep...or they're dayam fugly...

How was she? She had a nice body and she was tall, but....for some reason...I felt really bad about the whole thing. One of the few times I've been sober that I had sex with a woman and didn't cum.

30 isn't always a warning sign. Sometimes, she's one of those ladies that doesn't fall into insecure Japanese men's hit zone.

Like a BIG booty, or REALLY smart, or VERY tall. Japanese men tend to like averages.

Wow, I was joking but that sounds about right, the break in period isn't very fun.

30yo virgin, male or female, either means religious zealot, unrealistic standards, or something about them is "off." Even career oriented people get laid.

[IparryU]

When I was teaching, one of my students who had turned 18, after she graduated, she wanted me to be her first. *shrug* Go figure.

Soo...how was she?

Pfffft! Someone posted a unicorn in the other random gaijin thread.

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

Or a virgin girl in Japan?

Nah. Plenty of those in Japan if you catch them right. Even at 30yo, you can find them. Usually women who were career driven and hit the glass ceiling.

18 and still a virgin is cute. 30 and still a virgin is a major warning sign.

yep...or they're dayam fugly...

How was she? She had a nice body and she was tall, but....for some reason...I felt really bad about the whole thing. One of the few times I've been sober that I had sex with a woman and didn't cum.

30 isn't always a warning sign. Sometimes, she's one of those ladies that doesn't fall into insecure Japanese men's hit zone.

Like a BIG booty, or REALLY smart, or VERY tall. Japanese men tend to like averages.

Wow, I was joking but that sounds about right, the break in period isn't very fun.

30yo virgin, male or female, either means religious zealot, unrealistic standards, or something about them is "off." Even career oriented people get laid.

i dont like breaking them in either... just not fun and is too much work to get them loosened up...

but with some TLC and gaman, a dedicated girl can get up to cow girl in a couple weeks

[American Oyaji]

When I was teaching, one of my students who had turned 18, after she graduated, she wanted me to be her first. *shrug* Go figure.

Soo...how was she?

Pfffft! Someone posted a unicorn in the other random gaijin thread.

To me, a unicorn is a proper nicely shaped large bottom where you shouldn't expect to find one.

Or a virgin girl in Japan?

Nah. Plenty of those in Japan if you catch them right. Even at 30yo, you can find them. Usually women who were career driven and hit the glass ceiling.

18 and still a virgin is cute. 30 and still a virgin is a major warning sign.

yep...or they're dayam fugly...

How was she? She had a nice body and she was tall, but....for some reason...I felt really bad about the whole thing. One of the few times I've been sober that I had sex with a woman and didn't cum.

30 isn't always a warning sign. Sometimes, she's one of those ladies that doesn't fall into insecure Japanese men's hit zone.

Like a BIG booty, or REALLY smart, or VERY tall. Japanese men tend to like averages.

Wow, I was joking but that sounds about right, the break in period isn't very fun.

30yo virgin, male or female, either means religious zealot, unrealistic standards, or something about them is "off." Even career oriented people get laid.

i dont like breaking them in either... just not fun and is too much work to get them loosened up...

but with some TLC and gaman, a dedicated girl can get up to cow girl in a couple weeks

No doubt, but unfortunately, I wasn't in a position to do so. She was off to college.