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No piccies of dangly-flappy bits please, we're Japanese

Postby yanpa » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:02 pm

Meat'n'two veg piccies land Singaporean photog in dire straits

Straits Times wrote:Singaporean photographer Leslie Kee nabbed in Japan for alleged obscenity

TOKYO (AFP) - Tokyo-based Singaporean photographer Leslie Kee was arrested on Monday on suspicion of obscenity after selling books containing pictures of male genitals at a gallery in Tokyo, police said.

The 41-year-old photographer, known for his pictures of Japanese pop stars including Ayumi Hamasaki, Yumi Matsutoya and Kumi Koda, was arrested along with two Japanese publishing firm employees.

The trio sold seven copies of a book "containing many photographs explicitly showing male genitals and others" to two customers at the gallery in the upscale shopping and entertainment district of Minami Aoyama, a Metropolitan Police Department spokesman said.

The book was each priced at 6,000 yen (S$80), he added.

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Re: No piccies of dangly-flappy bits please, we're Japanese

Postby wagyl » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:26 pm

Wow, they are correct, Tokyo does have an expensive cost of living, if they charge 6000 yen to allow you to get a gander at something you can see in the sento around the corner (females may need to travel to mountainous parts of Gunma or quiet corners of Kasai Rinkai Koen to receive similar access).
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:41 pm

What exactly is the rule regarding showing genitals? I know it used to be strictly forbidden but then they relaxed the restrictions and allowed genitals be shows in some cases as long as it wasn't sexual. I've seen a number of Hollywood movies in Japan that have showed cock and balls (Sideways and Hangover 2 for example). Why is OK in some cases and not others?
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Re: No piccies of dangly-flappy bits please, we're Japanese

Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:40 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:What exactly is the rule regarding showing genitals? I know it used to be strictly forbidden but then they relaxed the restrictions and allowed genitals be shows in some cases as long as it wasn't sexual. I've seen a number of Hollywood movies in Japan that have showed cock and balls (Sideways and Hangover 2 for example). Why is OK in some cases and not others?


subjective application of laws... are you that new to japan ?

Toyohashi is totally fucked if they enforce this law... we have naked statues of people with carved poon and wieners all along the main street(*)(**)... and don't get me started on the medical books at home...

(*)One of them of a woman half kneeling is... let say.... way too distracting for something at the corner of 2 mainstreets and a tram line already prone to accidents...
(**) At the hospital it's naked teens and children... this and moebius strips... pretty sure they also tried to put stuff from McEscher before understanding the extend of the problem...
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Postby matsuki » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:42 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:What exactly is the rule regarding showing genitals? I know it used to be strictly forbidden but then they relaxed the restrictions and allowed genitals be shows in some cases as long as it wasn't sexual. I've seen a number of Hollywood movies in Japan that have showed cock and balls (Sideways and Hangover 2 for example). Why is OK in some cases and not others?


Maybe what was pictured wasn't so dangly or floppy...or even worse, not Japanese :shock:

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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:54 am

Were the dangly bits non-Japanese?

I mean, if it's disparaging the mighty Yamato-chinko, then by all means BAN IT!! :twisted:
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Re: No piccies of dangly-flappy bits please, we're Japanese

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:31 pm

More confusing censorship. I just watched the movie Lovelace on DVD. Of course there are a couple of oral sex scenes which this being a major Hollywood movie consisted of the back of someone's head bobbing up and down in front of a crotch obscuring the real action. I'm sure there were no genitals or pubic hair visible but even so the entire head and region around the crotch were blacked out. I've never seen that level of censorship in a movie here before. Are Japanese distributors getting more squeamish?
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Postby yanpa » Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:36 pm

"DVD"? Are you like, an old person or something?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:48 pm

yanpa wrote:"DVD"? Are you like, an old person or something?


I don't use any streaming services because my company pays for my wi-fi and it has a monthly data cap.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:01 am

"The lover" with dat gurl from dat movie with bruce willis whar you can see his johnson in the swimmin' pool is censored pretty barbarically too.*
The scene are dark, and insead of of discrete black smudging they put a fcking light beige circle up your face.
Video club version are usually hit pretty hard. Because if you look a the see through series from Queen/Kingdom publishing (Ref KIDMxyz) it's clear they didn't get the memo about mosaic. And all their bitches are shaved clean.
Recommend all those with Urara Inoue, she's no Yua Aida but you do wih what you have in time of drought.
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Postby yanpa » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:34 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:"DVD"? Are you like, an old person or something?


I don't use any streaming services because my company pays for my wi-fi and it has a monthly data cap.


Fair enough. Gift horse, not looking in mouth, and all that.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Nov 28, 2015 8:34 am

Mr Hands ?

Is that youz...
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Re: No piccies of dangly-flappy bits please, we're Japanese

Postby matsuki » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:07 am

yanpa wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:"DVD"? Are you like, an old person or something?


I don't use any streaming services because my company pays for my wi-fi and it has a monthly data cap.


Fair enough. Gift horse, not looking in mouth, and all that.


Free is good but a wifi monthly cap is pretty lame
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Re: No piccies of dangly-flappy bits please, we're Japanese

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:15 am

matsuki wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:"DVD"? Are you like, an old person or something?


I don't use any streaming services because my company pays for my wi-fi and it has a monthly data cap.


Fair enough. Gift horse, not looking in mouth, and all that.


Free is good but a wifi monthly cap is pretty lame


It really doesn't affect me. I don't watch that many TV shows or movies at home so I decided to cancel the Internet connection I had. I watch most of my streaming content during my lunch break at work and pay about 1000 yen a month for 4 DVDs to be delivered from Tsutaya Discas which is more than enough for me.
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Postby matsuki » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:21 am

I guess with that setup, it's not to bad for you. How big is the monthly cap?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:30 am

matsuki wrote:I guess with that setup, it's not to bad for you. How big is the monthly cap?


Good question. I think I only hit it once when I was stuck at home with the flu bored out of my mind binge watching American dorama. Plus I can always tether my laptop to my iPhone (also paid for by the company) if the wi-fi slows down too much.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:45 pm

I went to see "The Hateful Eight" this weekend. They showed cock and balls. Weird because when I saw "Django Unchained" on the big screen they censored out the cock and balls.
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Postby matsuki » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:58 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I went to see "The Hateful Eight" this weekend. They showed cock and balls. Weird because when I saw "Django Unchained" on the big screen they censored out the cock and balls.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3460252/parentalguide

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