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Can gaijin go to soap clubs..?

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Can gaijin go to soap clubs..?

Postby hanasims » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:16 am

Can gaijin go into soap clubs, delivery soap lands, pink salons, ect.? How about if you go with a Japanese friend?
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Establishments of Hygiene

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:00 am

hanasims wrote:Can gaijin go into soap clubs, delivery soap lands, pink salons, ect.? How about if you go with a Japanese friend?


Japanese salesman over the years have tried to get me clean after we placed a large order.
Most Kawasaki's Establishments of Hygiene refused us. Other places such as in Tokyo's Akasaka district that salesmen have dragged me into were OK with FG. Having a Japanese with you is no guarantee of "full service". Be prepared for polite refusals and plenty of other establishments that are really eager to get you clean (of your money). :twisted:
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Postby kamome » Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:05 am

In other words, your chances of getting into a soapland or other pink establishment is next to nil. Those sorts of places usually refuse gaijin, regardless of who they are with or how fluent their Japanese is.
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Postby bejiita » Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:25 am

kamome wrote:Those sorts of places usually refuse gaijin, regardless of who they are with or how fluent their Japanese is.


I do think it does depend on who you are with. A gaijin friend of mine has a girlfriend whose father *cough* has a video camera right above his office door. He's pretty chummy with the father and he basically gets free reign in all of the establishments plus more.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:16 pm

bejiita wrote:
kamome wrote:Those sorts of places usually refuse gaijin, regardless of who they are with or how fluent their Japanese is.


I do think it does depend on who you are with. A gaijin friend of mine has a girlfriend whose father *cough* has a video camera right above his office door. He's pretty chummy with the father and he basically gets free reign in all of the establishments plus more.


The father of his girlfriend gets him into sleazy sex joints? I find this a little difficult to believe...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:34 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
bejiita wrote:....chummy with the father and he basically gets free reign in all of the establishments plus more.
The father of his girlfriend gets him into sleazy sex joints? I find this a little difficult to believe...


Nah, it's not odd at all.
Think about it: it's the one great common interest they can talk about---sex transends language barriers. I've heard of fathers lending out "used" mistresses to kill two birds with one stone. :twisted:
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Postby jim katta » Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:25 pm

damn, I was all set to start bitchin' about how I can't get into japan strip clubs, then you guys lay out the whole father lending the mistress thing--shut me right the hell up. bless japan. yes, I'm sick, I know. :fresse:
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Postby Big Booger » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:53 pm

Why would you go to those places? When you get get prized poon tang right in your native country..

Japanese girls are like pretzels.. why go pocky when you have a cheese puff at home?
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Postby kamome » Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:55 pm

bejiita wrote:
kamome wrote:Those sorts of places usually refuse gaijin, regardless of who they are with or how fluent their Japanese is.


I do think it does depend on who you are with. A gaijin friend of mine has a girlfriend whose father *cough* has a video camera right above his office door. He's pretty chummy with the father and he basically gets free reign in all of the establishments plus more.


Sure, if you are an FG who just happens to have the rare luck of being friendly with an influential oyaji, perhaps you can get in. Hence my use of the word "usually". For most other FGs (such as the guy who asked the question in the first place), that's probably not an available option.
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how about strip clubs?

Postby hanasims » Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:46 am

What are the chances in percent of getting into a strip club? How about a strip club where Japanese girls dance as opposed to foreign girls?
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Let's See...

Postby thepumpkinclock » Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:15 am

Hmm, what were Forbes last estimates on the percentage?
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Re: how about strip clubs?

Postby Robato » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:33 pm

hanasims wrote:What are the chances in percent of getting into a strip club? How about a strip club where Japanese girls dance as opposed to foreign girls?


100% I went to a couple of strip clubs in Tokyo with all Japanese dancers with some of my friends.

I have no answer for pink or soap cause I never tried....scared of deseases
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