Condoms sold in Japan

[Mike Oxlong]

What brand do you recommend/use, and why?

[TFG]

The Ichiban Shibori flavored ones.

[American Oyaji]

What brand do you recommend/use, and why?

I dont. They're too small.

Crazy thing is for years, I used too small condoms when I should have been using large size condoms.

[Greji]

I dont. They're too small.

Ya got that shit right! They would probably slide around on Takepoopoo like an overshoe. But they ain't for us!

[Samurai_Jerk]

You can buy Durex at Don Qui.

[kamome]

I dont. They're too small.

Anyone else notice how quick AO is to point this out whenever a discussion of condoms comes up?;)

[Mike Oxlong]

If they are too small for 'Mericans, why are they sold in the USA? Lots of online retailers market them to customers in the US of A (including Amazon.com). AFAIK, they come in the "ookime-saizu" for you tripods...

[Greji]

AFAIK, they come in the "ookime-saizu" for you tripods...

Ahhh, you called?

[American Oyaji]

[quote="kamome"]Anyone else notice how quick AO is to point this out whenever a discussion of condoms comes up?]

If it is relevant to the conversation, I will. Japanese condoms are too small.

PER-I-OD.

Now if someone could help me with my iPod....

[GomiGirl]

If it is relevant to the conversation, I will. Japanese condoms are too small.

WE KNOW ALREADY that you have a HUGE member. Congratulations!!

Now if someone could help me with my iPod....

What is wrong with your pod?

[TFG]

Do they really have sizes here in condoms?

A girl I once dated told an interesting story that she claimed she witnessed first hand.

She was in a drug store in Japan looking for something when this woman about 25 comes in and is looking around gingerly.
The woman behind the counter asks her can I help you, and the woman says in a very nervous voice. (KONDOMU ARI MASU KA) Do you have any condoms?
The clerk asks her, what size, to which the woman looks puzzled and thinks about it before she opens her mouth with rounded lips, points one finger at her open mouth and says, (KONO GORAI!) Ahhhbout Thisssss Sizzzzze, before realizing what she had just done and going as red a beetroot.

The clerk just gave a smirky look and handed her regular pack of condoms but my GF was almost rolling around on the floor laughing. Or so she said.

[kurohinge1]

Do they really have sizes here in condoms? . . .

BTW loved the story.

The size is marked next to the bar code at the base of the condom.

Or don't you guys roll them down that far?

[American Oyaji]

The largest condoms I ever saw in Japan were United Colors of Beneton brand. They were almost U.S. normal size.

So yeah. I DID look for them.

[omae mona]

The largest condoms I ever saw in Japan were United Colors of Beneton brand. They were almost U.S. normal size.

Are those the ones which had a photo of a person on each individual wrapper? I found that strangely disturbing.

[sublight]

What is wrong with your pod?

It's too small, of course.

Anyway, the Sagami 0.02 are pretty good, and come in a large size. Ultra-thin, which was quite a different feeling from the rubber gloves that Trojan makes.

[Greji]

The largest condoms I ever saw in Japan were United Colors of Beneton brand. They were almost U.S. normal size.

So yeah. I DID look for them.

Don't use them. Bareback is the only way for a real man. Of course that is why I have six kids, the Syph, clap and the Blue Ball Itch! When I go to the hospital for an appointment, the entire staff of the Urology Department runs screaming from the building.

[kamome]

Don't use them. Bareback is the only way for a real man. Of course that is why I have six kids, the Syph, clap and the Blue Ball Itch! When I go to the hospital for an appointment, the entire staff of the Urology Department runs screaming from the building.

You crack me up, boothie!

[Greji]

:rofl:

You crack me up, boothie!

Ahh, you must not work in Urology.

[Mike Oxlong]

The running commentary reminds me of this '90s classic, Showdown in Little Tokyo.

Johnny Murata: Kenner, just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
Chris Kenner: [nods] Thank you.

Ah, the lines...!

[Tsuru]

Ahh, you must not work in Urology.

Indeed, it sounds more like mixed internal. Cracks and all...

[Behan]

Mike, I clicked the link you posted and the movie's 'Goofs' on the Wikipedia page were funny:

Goofs
The Yakuza who kills himself in the interrogation room can be seen later in the film.
During the scene where a Yakuza is about to be crushed by a car compacter, he is obviously replaced by a very cheap-looking dummy. The same happens in the scene where a drugged blond entertainer is beheaded after being stripped and fondled by the Yakuza boss.
At one point, Dolph sneaks up on a Yakuza and breaks his neck, but as he is lowering him quietly to the ground, the supposedly dead guy reaches up and grabs Dolph's arm--presumably to keep from falling too hard.

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

[kurohinge1]

What brand do you recommend/use, and why?

[Kanchou]

This thread is six years old, but since I couldn't find anything else more relevant... be careful when you buy the "L" sized polyurethane condoms. They're still too small. Hehehe. It's like a straight jacket.

(since they don't stretch like latex you have to use one that's quite a big larger than a typical rubber dome)

They make a few "big" sizes now but based on the measurements they're just slightly larger than what we could call normal in the US. And the "super big" ones are just bigger on the top. The base is the same size.

[Taro Toporific]

... be careful when you buy the "L" sized polyurethane condoms...

Yeah, but those "L-sized polyurethane condoms" are both convenient and free in Japan!

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rest-of-the-story

[Kanchou]

Actually, that texture might...

(I L-LOL'ed at your post)

[Coligny]

Personnaly, i put the condoms on mah fingers, just the good size... same level of protection...

[Russell]

You all do know you have to put it on your head, do you?!?

[Kanchou]

Wait, I thought it was supposed to go over your fist?

[Kanchou]

Turns out the "big" latex ones are still a little small...hehehe