As a kind-hearted cephalopod however I feel it my duty to help out these sad losers with a public statement to help debunk some of the more baseless rumors which are flying about concerning their kitchens.
1. We have no proof that kitchens from "solidwoodkitchens" are actually made from the ground-up cadavers of baby rabbits
2. We are sure it is absolutely true that "solidwoodkitchens" do not use child labor at any point in the manufacture of their kitchens, whether in Norwich or anywhere else
3. We have never seen media reports stating that "solidwoodkitchens" are marginally less hygenic than an open sewer, or that they are a breeding ground for salmonella
4. Police have been unable to confirm or deny reports that should you have any complaints about the quality of "solidwoodkitchens", representatives will personally come round to your place with a lead-cored baseball bat to discuss the finer points of the manufacturer's guarantee, which may or may not be written in colloquial Armenian
We trust the above statements will restore consumer confidence in "solidwoodkitchens" (Kitchen Design Norwich) and wish them all the best in their long arduous climb from the bottom of a scum-filled pond in Norwich.
-- TentacleOfDoom
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A user, now banned, wrote:Kitchen Design Norwich. http://www.solidwoodkitchen.co.uk
Substandard kitchen with cheap Chinese appliances and worthless free design in Norwich.
Only £595. Tel 08454 04 05 06. Kitchen Design Norwich.
