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Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:54 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Image


:rofl:
I wonder who has to pack that?
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby matsuki » Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:24 pm

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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:09 pm

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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Russell » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:25 pm

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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Coligny » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:38 pm

ahh prefur:

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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Russell » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:13 am

Hmm, looking at the watch, I conclude those are lesbians. I still prefer mine...
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:32 am

Russell wrote:Hmm, looking at the watch, I conclude those are lesbians. I still prefer mine...


What's wrong with lesbians?

I think I'm probably a lesbian.
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:48 am

mee too...
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Mock Cockpit » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:43 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Russell wrote:Hmm, looking at the watch, I conclude those are lesbians. I still prefer mine...


What's wrong with lesbians?

I think I'm probably a lesbian.

I thought you were an amateur gynaecologist. Don't know much about it but I'll take a look for you.
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:46 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Russell wrote:Hmm, looking at the watch, I conclude those are lesbians. I still prefer mine...


What's wrong with lesbians?

I think I'm probably a lesbian.

I thought you were an amateur gynaecologist. Don't know much about it but I'll take a look for you.


Isn't a gynecologist someone who sticks his knee up blokes' colons?
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:30 pm

That's a proctologist...

And the saying is:

"I'm not a gynecologist but i can have a look if you want."
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby legion » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:53 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Mock Cockpit wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Russell wrote:Hmm, looking at the watch, I conclude those are lesbians. I still prefer mine...


What's wrong with lesbians?

I think I'm probably a lesbian.

I thought you were an amateur gynaecologist. Don't know much about it but I'll take a look for you.


Isn't a gynecologist someone who sticks his knee up blokes' colons?


no, that's a French rugby player
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Russell » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:07 pm

Coligny wrote:That's a proctologist...

And the saying is:

"I'm not a gynecologist but i can have a look if you want."

Medical students at Leiden University are posed the question in their first gynecology course's lecture how a gynecologist paints his house's entrance hall white.

Answer: through the letter box
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby yanpa » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:25 pm

Russell wrote:
Coligny wrote:That's a proctologist...

And the saying is:

"I'm not a gynecologist but i can have a look if you want."

Medical students at Leiden University are posed the question in their first gynecology course's lecture how a gynecologist paints his house's entrance hall white.

Answer: through the letter box


Does he push a hose through and spray the paint around randomly?
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Russell » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:32 pm

yanpa wrote:
Russell wrote:
Coligny wrote:That's a proctologist...

And the saying is:

"I'm not a gynecologist but i can have a look if you want."

Medical students at Leiden University are posed the question in their first gynecology course's lecture how a gynecologist paints his house's entrance hall white.

Answer: through the letter box


Does he push a hose through and spray the paint around randomly?

They did not tell me.

I guess it is one of those secrets of their trade...
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'Me so horny...'

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Nice rack!
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near Chuo-ku
Saw this in a designer store...not sure what to think...
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:49 pm

Don't think... just bug out !!!
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:33 am

NJR, but something about all being the same anyway...
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:45 am

ok, totally njr...

but made me giggle...

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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

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Nakayoshi

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なかよし
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Coligny » Sun May 19, 2013 8:24 am

Wow, dey'res Vald P. akshiun figures ? with matching cat and kotatsu...

awesome...

Do they also have daikimakura and realdollz ?
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue May 21, 2013 1:32 pm

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therestofthestory...


Former Hooters waitress settles toy Yoda suit
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PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) --
A former waitress has settled her lawsuit against Hooters, the restaurant that gave her a toy Yoda doll instead of the Toyota she thought she had won...when the blindfold was removed, she found she had won a new toy Yoda — the little green character from the Star Wars movies.
David Noll, her attorney, said Wednesday that he could not disclose the settlement's details, although he said Berry can now go to a local car dealership and "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants."
After the stunt, Berry quit the restaurant and filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the restaurant's corporate owner, alleging breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation.
The restaurant's manager, Jared Blair, has said the whole contest was an April Fools' joke.
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Russell » Tue May 21, 2013 9:27 pm

Well, at least her lack of a sense of humor paid off.

Or will they let her "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants", provided she pays for it?

BTW, where are her hooters?!? (sorry GG)
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby sublight » Tue May 21, 2013 9:33 pm

Fuck sense of humor, the boss told the waitresses the one who sold the most beer over a month would win a new Toyota. He got all the benefits of them busting their asses to increase sales, and then screwed over the winner. That's an eikaiwa-level scumbag.
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Coligny » Tue May 21, 2013 9:40 pm

Russell wrote:Well, at least her lack of a sense of humor paid off.

Or will they let her "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants", provided she pays for it?

BTW, where are her hooters?!? (sorry GG)


10 years ago... in a galaxy far away...

btw you can google for a lot of other occurence like this. These contest are sort of contractual. And they have to provide the winner with the promised gift. No "warglarb they should have known betta' "
If coke say "collect 2 brasiliuns cans to win an aircraft carrier" they are locking themselves in a potentially disastrous situation.
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby Russell » Tue May 21, 2013 9:56 pm

Hmm, my son has a couple of aircraft carriers in his bed room.

Didn't receive them from Mac, though.
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby matsuki » Wed May 22, 2013 11:25 am

Russell wrote:BTW, where are her hooters?!?


THIS

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(quite a lot of air there as well)
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Re: Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Postby matsuki » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:35 pm

Wazzzzap my homies??

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