Question about student-teacher relations

[FG Lurker]

Yeah the high school girls here are really nice to have as friends but getting involved in relationships with them seems a bit dangerous to me.They're so unstable its like going on an emotional roller coaster.

Welcome to Japan.

Welcome to women.

All women are crazy. Some are just a lot crazier than others.

[Martianman]

Let me guess. You like anime.

Eh not really. I've watched some Studio Ghibli movies and when I was a kid I watched Pokemon but that's about it. I'm actually more a fan of Japanese history and Japanese culture in general.

FWIW, 18 is still a minor in Japan and any relationship would be subjected to the two-year age difference law. Should the teacher partake of any indecent act with you, she would be liable for prosecution. It's unlikely the police would purse a case (most of these ordinances were drawn up to combat enjo kosai, where schoolgirls sold themselves to dirty old men of my age), but it's not impossible.
That's assuming your love is reciprocated, which you'd probably want to check out first before you worry about anything else.
Agree with everybody else about the 18 part. You should be fucking yourself silly with the only attachment on your mind being the prophylactic on the end of your willy.

I already know that she likes me, she gave me a Valentine among other things. I haven't let her know about my feelings towards her though. To be honest I'm more interested in dating her than I am in getting laid. Don't get me wrong, getting it on with her would be divine but I actually am attracted to her personality too. I suppose there's always a plan B if all else fails, she has a 22 year old younger sister who apparently really wants to meet me.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I already know that she likes me, she gave me a Valentine among other things.

I haven't let her know about my feelings towards her though. To be honest I'm more interested in dating her than I am in getting laid. Don't get me wrong, getting it on with her would be divine but I actually am attracted to her personality too.

[Russell]

I suppose there's always a plan B if all else fails, she has a 22 year old younger sister who apparently really wants to meet me.

It gets better and better, huh. Who needs a Mercobenz when she has a younger sister?!?

[yanpa]

I already know that she likes me, she gave me a Valentine among other things.

I haven't let her know about my feelings towards her though. To be honest I'm more interested in dating her than I am in getting laid. Don't get me wrong, getting it on with her would be divine but I actually am attracted to her personality too.

damn, need to add a popcorn emoticon

[wuchan]

Let me guess. You like anime.

Eh not really. I've watched some Studio Ghibli movies and when I was a kid I watched Pokemon but that's about it. I'm actually more a fan of Japanese history and Japanese culture in general.

FWIW, 18 is still a minor in Japan and any relationship would be subjected to the two-year age difference law. Should the teacher partake of any indecent act with you, she would be liable for prosecution. It's unlikely the police would purse a case (most of these ordinances were drawn up to combat enjo kosai, where schoolgirls sold themselves to dirty old men of my age), but it's not impossible.
That's assuming your love is reciprocated, which you'd probably want to check out first before you worry about anything else.
Agree with everybody else about the 18 part. You should be fucking yourself silly with the only attachment on your mind being the prophylactic on the end of your willy.

I already know that she likes me, she gave me a Valentine among other things. I haven't let her know about my feelings towards her though. To be honest I'm more interested in dating her than I am in getting laid. Don't get me wrong, getting it on with her would be divine but I actually am attracted to her personality too. I suppose there's always a plan B if all else fails, she has a 22 year old younger sister who apparently really wants to meet me.

1:judging from your extensive knowledge of j-history you must be an expert on inbreeding.

2: if you didn't return the favor on white day you ain't gettin laid.... well,I got chocolate from every chick in the office and not a single one sucked my dick....

3: It's close to 1am and I'm drunk like the rest of the men within a five mile radius and I own a farm but this does not mean I have the slightest clue...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

What is happening to this world?

How the fuck did the world get to having 18-year-old males more interested in just dating than fucking?

[Martianman]

What is happening to this world?

How the fuck did the world get to having 18-year-old males more interested in just dating than fucking?

I prefer both actually. Also, when I said that I was referring to her specifically.

[Coligny]

let me jump in...

I already know that she likes me, she gave me a Valentine among other things.

I haven't let her know about my feelings towards her though. To be honest I'm more interested in dating her than I am in getting laid. Don't get me wrong, getting it on with her would be divine but I actually am attracted to her personality too.

damn, need to add a popcorn emoticon

ERMARGERD, TCHOKLUTS FER VALENTINEZ... sooo gunna getz pussy...

Lucky the guy is fan of japanese kultur...

+braziliuns billiunz for porpcrorm ermorticon...

[Samurai_Jerk]

What is happening to this world?

How the fuck did the world get to having 18-year-old males more interested in just dating than fucking?

Could this be a subtle form of trollery?

[yanpa]

The thought did go through my head, but the TentacleOfDoom assures me the user credentials look plausible.

[Kanchou]

She's 25. You're not even old enough to be held legally responsible for your actions in this country.

Eh? He'd be tried in a family rather than a criminal court if he committed a criminal offence, but 18 is well past the minimum age of criminal responsibility, which is 12 (I think). Provides he sticks with consenting partners aged 18 or older that won't be an issue anyway. Just don't drink or smoke for another two years...

I was referring to the fact that no one is tried as an adult in Japan (your name isn't even publicized) until 20, which is freaking ridiculous. For example, the 19 year-old American kid who strangled that white girl to death is probably going to get 5-10 years.

[Samurai_Jerk]

She's 25. You're not even old enough to be held legally responsible for your actions in this country.

Eh? He'd be tried in a family rather than a criminal court if he committed a criminal offence, but 18 is well past the minimum age of criminal responsibility, which is 12 (I think). Provides he sticks with consenting partners aged 18 or older that won't be an issue anyway. Just don't drink or smoke for another two years...

I was referring to the fact that no one is tried as an adult in Japan (your name isn't even publicized) until 20, which is freaking ridiculous. For example, the 19 year-old American kid who strangled that white girl to death is probably going to get 5-10 years.

How is 20 any more or less random than 18?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I was referring to the fact that no one is tried as an adult in Japan (your name isn't even publicized) until 20, which is freaking ridiculous. For example, the 19 year-old American kid who strangled that white girl to death is probably going to get 5-10 years.

He's a black American...I'm sure he'll find a way to be incarcerated again.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I was referring to the fact that no one is tried as an adult in Japan (your name isn't even publicized) until 20, which is freaking ridiculous. For example, the 19 year-old American kid who strangled that white girl to death is probably going to get 5-10 years.

He's a black American...I'm sure he'll find a way to be incarcerated again.

black_monopoly.jpg

[Martianman]

let me jump in...

I already know that she likes me, she gave me a Valentine among other things.

I haven't let her know about my feelings towards her though. To be honest I'm more interested in dating her than I am in getting laid. Don't get me wrong, getting it on with her would be divine but I actually am attracted to her personality too.

damn, need to add a popcorn emoticon

ERMARGERD, TCHOKLUTS FER VALENTINEZ... sooo gunna getz pussy...

Lucky the guy is fan of japanese kultur...

+braziliuns billiunz for porpcrorm ermorticon...

Haha like I said, I don't really care if I get her in bed because I just like her in general. Other Japanese girls are a different story but she's special. There's other, more convincing reasons to believe that she really likes me but I'd rather not divulge them here lol. Anyway, I'm not a troll, I'm just not a guy who likes to "hit it and quit it" so to speak.

[Coligny]

Are you an Indiun too ? because you might already haz a teammate dere...

[Martianman]

Are you an Indiun too ? because you might already haz a teammate dere...

Uh no, I'm a German American lol.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Are you an Indiun too ? because you might already haz a teammate dere...

Uh no, I'm a German American lol.

So, you don't want to fuck her because you want to shit on her face or something, right?

[Martianman]

Are you an Indiun too ? because you might already haz a teammate dere...

Uh no, I'm a German American lol.

So, you don't want to fuck her because you want to shit on her face or something, right?

um...no? I just would rather build a relationship with her first because like I said...she's special.

[Coligny]

um...no? I just would rather build a relationship with her first because like I said...she's special.

No be scared, it's a borderline private joke regarding german sekshual practices...

[Iraira]

FWIW, 18 is still a minor in Japan and any relationship would be subjected to the two-year age difference law. Should the teacher partake of any indecent act with you, she would be liable for prosecution. It's unlikely the police would purse a case (most of these ordinances were drawn up to combat enjo kosai, where schoolgirls sold themselves to dirty old men of my age)

I remember you sobbing in your beer with your pedo bear clutched to your chest the day that law was passed.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

FWIW, 18 is still a minor in Japan and any relationship would be subjected to the two-year age difference law. Should the teacher partake of any indecent act with you, she would be liable for prosecution. It's unlikely the police would purse a case (most of these ordinances were drawn up to combat enjo kosai, where schoolgirls sold themselves to dirty old men of my age)

I remember you sobbing in your beer with your pedo bear clutched to your chest the day that law was passed.

You forgot the candy...

[IparryU]

Are you an Indiun too ? because you might already haz a teammate dere...

Uh no, I'm a German American lol.

So, you don't want to fuck her because you want to shit on her face or something, right?

um...no? I just would rather build a relationship with her first because like I said...she's special.

I am half kraut/yank and I dont want to shit on anyone's face... but I sure the hell prefer to F^4 than have a relationshit. Divorced once... caught up with another girl now....

Dude, F^4 the teacher and if she has a benzo, keep taping it.

You are 18... 18 dude. you have years before you should even half way think of even thinking of marriage... have fun, try to be like choko... yes... be like choko minus the crazy stalkers... yes....

[wagyl]

I think you can say "fuck" on a website named fuckedgaijin

[james]

..for many girls and this emotional instability can carry right through until menopause.

Perimenopause can also be a great trigger for this emotional instability..

[james]

You are 18... 18 dude. you have years before you should even half way think of even thinking of marriage... have fun, try to be like choko... yes... be like choko minus the crazy stalkers... yes....

Agreed. Given current life expectancies, by my reckoning I'd say he's got at least 60 before he should even consider marriage.

[james]

I think you can say "fuck" on a website named fuckedgaijin

I think the F^4 was meant as a contraction of the four F's of "dating" in Japan.

[yanpa]

I think you can say "fuck" on a website named fuckedgaijin

I think the F^4 was meant as a contraction of the four F's of "dating" in Japan.

What are those then? Fish, flirt, fuck, flee?

if she has a benzo, keep taping it.

I find it a good thing that the English language is evolving, but can someone please translate this for me?

[Coligny]

And get off his lawn !!!


(might be either benzodiazepine oe another slang for MercoBenz)