Dealin with shyty neighbors?

[earthquake]

I'm seeking advice about how to deal with JNs who bring their dogs to piss in front of my residence..I've tried everything such as spraying "dog away" but these sneaky f*cks just keep on doin it. BUT the place next door and accross the street are spotless...everone within a 25 mile radius must know a gaigin live here..my name is even on the map at the town koban...hep[l me!

Help me before I pray for devine destruction...

[yanpa]

Put a notice up? Preferably one which is visibly different to the usual "フンの始末" signage. CCTV camera (real or fake)? Spend some time lounging around in front greeting passing dogwalkers? Keep an incident record and take it up with your chonaikai?

We had someone who thought it a fine idea to drop their little baggie of doggie doo in the gomi-okiba which is just outside our front door. It seemed to stop after we put up an appropriately worded sign.

[Coligny]

Motion triggered electronic barking dogs.
They sold this as safety anti intrusion device sometimes.
More vicious but maybe much more efficient would be the ultrasound version. Can make a dog go totally berserk while barely audible for sensitive ears...

This or flamethrower... or barbwire... or call in an airstrike... warthogs with FAE payloads are good for this...

[Russell]

Yep, a politely worded sign near the place of offense usually does the job. And talk with the neighbors and people in the neighborhood. This usually works remarkably well in Japan.

As an aside, this does mean that you are also expected to abide by the rules set by the neighborhood...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

If it were me, I'd go and piss or shit on the neighbor's front lawn, but I think other people have better ideas....

[gaijinpunch]

Piss on them.

[Coligny]

You thought aboot a titul for the video-on-demand ?

[earthquake]

thanks for all the "‹ F*cked Advice" I think I'll try the ultrasonic methodology.
cheers....

[Coligny]

I have some spare napalm canisters aboot to expire if you want...