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neighbor has been for many years .....

Postby earthquake » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:22 pm

anyone can relate to this:

A JN ofcourse lives behind me in a house...his porch packed with empty whiskey bottles..its actually a duplex he and his wife and (kid) (s) ? live on one side, and his mammy lives on the other.


He has a skyline that he starts up every morning...and late nights around 10:00 pm...the thing is the car is very loud...he must have racing gear installed..cause it causes vibration even where I live...very anoying...this fool has got to be in his mid 40's. When I first moved here I tried to be neighborly and give he and his wife presents. I even gave his wife 10 new hot wheels to give to their (kid) (s)?. But after that the kid (s)? kept throwing toys in my yard and on my roof for at least 2 yrs until I started putting them in the trash.

I had an american flag near my mailbox , and I'm pretty sure this guy was the one ripping it off many times and throwing it on the ground.I finaly removed it. This POS used to park his skyline infront of my gate blocking me many times until I almost lost it and was going to break his neck. He saw the fury in me and stopped that particular shyt.

When the great earthquake struck on March 11, 2011 2011 05:46:24 UTC , later that day I got an email from the US embassy recomending departure. So I did . When I came back after the embassy basically said it was ok...I noticed that the service light had been busted out...I thought perhaps it was this right wing nut (more about him/them later)across the street or the m.f. behind me...but as time passes I get a strange feeling its the one behind me because when I was in Singapore I could see some construction workers repairing the the light via internt..and this m.f. from in back watching strangely curious...you know they reveal themslves much easier than in the US at times..like when they turn themselves in etc...


anyway thanks for letting me share...

Oh btw when the keystones came to check the service light ..they finger printed me...
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Re: neighbor has been for many years .....

Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:49 pm

Oh btw when the keystones came to check the service light ..they finger printed me...


Am i the only one with the 'twilight zone' theme playing in my head right now ?
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Postby TennoChinko » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:14 pm

wireless video cameras are relatively inexpensive and easy to install.
Consider getting one or two and put up another American flag... or actually, put up a Japanese flag. If your neighbor was the culprit, he'll probably tear it down again regardless -- and getting him charged for destroying or stealing your precious precious Hinomaru - wartime version, please - would be a lot more amusing.
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Postby omae mona » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:32 pm

earthquake wrote:anyone can relate to this:


When the great earthquake struck on March 11, 2011 2011 05:46:24 UTC , later that day I got an email from the US embassy recomending departure. So I did . When I came back after the embassy basically said it was ok...


Buddy, sorry to tell you this, but unless you lived within 20 miles of the nuclear reactors in Fukushima, you misread the US embassy's email. They never recommended citizens leave the country. Expensive reading mistake!
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Re: neighbor has been for many years .....

Postby earthquake » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:33 am

I could not find the original email still loooking but I sent this part to a friend:


"The US embassy has ordered evacuations in the northern parts of Japan, and we are monitoring all US embassy messsage in terms of a possible Tokyo evacuation."

basically that was enough for me to split the scene...

BUT the main argument of the story was about my wierd neighbors ....thank you very much
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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:53 am

omae mona wrote:Buddy, sorry to tell you this, but unless you lived within 20 miles of the nuclear reactors in Fukushima, you misread the US embassy's email. They never recommended citizens leave the country. Expensive reading mistake!



Nice to know you misread it too...

An email message to American citizens from Ambassador John V. Roos in Japan says US officials recommend an 80km radius Fukushima evacuation zone.
Here is an excerpt from message from Ambassador John V. Roos:
"The United States Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC), the Department of Energy and other technical experts in the U.S. Government have reviewed the scientific and technical information they have collected from assets in country, as well as what the Government of Japan has disseminated, in response to the deteriorating situation at the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant. Consistent with the NRC guidelines that apply to such a situation in the United States, we are recommending, as a precaution, that American citizens who live within 50 miles (80 kilometers) of the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant evacuate the area or to take shelter indoors if safe evacuation is not practical.
We want to underscore that there are numerous factors in the aftermath of the earthquake and tsunami, including weather, wind direction and speed, and the nature of the reactor problem that affect the risk of radioactive contamination within this 50 mile (80 km) radius or the possibility of lower-level radioactive materials reaching greater distances."
The evacuation area is currently a radius of 30km from Fukushima No.1 and No 2.
Tokyo is 240km from Fukushima.


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Map sucks as it don't discriminate below 1 micro.s/h.
Ukrainian safe level is up to 0.3 micro.s/h
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Re: neighbor has been for many years .....

Postby earthquake » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:11 am

wow thanks for the "big" picture Coligny.... :biggrin2:
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Postby (1VB)freels » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:35 pm

If it were me? I would go over there and get in his face. Granted I am a huge Motherfucker at 6'4" and 285. I would get in this douche bags shit! As for him taking your American Flag? I would put up a flag pole and do morning colors EVERY FUCKING DAY WITH POMP AND CIRCIUMSTANCE and music including the National Anthem. But that's me. If you wanna not say shit, expect to be treated as such. Just my little bit of advice! Good luck!!
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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:51 pm

Sidenote, I seem to recall that japan has special laws against desecrating flags... Might not apply to the Jolly Roger though...
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Postby (1VB)freels » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:52 pm

Avast Ye, Biotches!!!!!
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Postby yanpa » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:17 pm

Coligny wrote:Sidenote, I seem to recall that japan has special laws against desecrating flags... Might not apply to the Jolly Roger though...


Does it apply to females wearing white panties who are unexpectedly early?
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Postby legion » Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:38 am

I used to live next door to an asshole who had a white Skyline he never drove but started up at 10PM every night to rev the engine. I felt sorry for his wife and daughter.

I was so happy when he moved, but I still felt concerned for his long suffering wife.

The next guy that moved in was a retired professional wrestler, who was much nicer.
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Postby Russell » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:19 am

Just put up a Dutch or French flag.

The guy will think it is just a nice ornament and leave it alone...
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:50 am

I live next to a family with an Autistic boy - FG dad, J-mum. He starts banging his head into the walls about bedtime most nights. During the day he doesn't say boo. I think the couple above me have pet elephants or gym equipment in their place. Then the half FG twins a few door down were throwing tantrums last night..

But otherwise, a good place to live. :twisted:

Actually, now that I think of it, most of my neighbours have an FG in the family. OMG I am in a ghetto in Yoyogi!! Or maybe they are just keeping us all in one place to keep a better eye on us. :???:
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Postby earthquake » Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:02 pm

"Or maybe they are just keeping us all in one place to keep a better eye on us."

interesting point GomiGirl......I think there are more gaigins in Minato-ku, etc..as compared to Bunkyo-ku etc..

I'd like to explain about the rt wingers/racist across the street from me.

First it was this short punch-perm wearing one I caught peeping over my fence, he's sort of a delivery man for the 3 story house in front of me. Downstairs 1st floor is a printing company. The owner is an old JN couple who are quite nosey. They have 2 workers both live nearby, one who parks his car in the 1st floor area for free, since he does not want to pay for parking at his apt.

The old jn man (owner is quite nosey. One day a while back when I ussed to do editing in English for some Japanese companies, a sexy JN girl brought over some company documents. Man you should have seen pops across the street checking out that she came to my residence. His eyes were so big..guess he dont find that interest with his oba chan anymore. The next day he approached me excitingly slobering..and asked me with his little finger something in Japanese , later I asked my friend what does that mean the finger wiggling bit..and my friend said he wanted to know did I "knock the boots" I said man this guy is so nosey...of course I did not bang the OL at my place.. "old navy proverb= dont hit it good unless its outside 20 nautical miles" to be cont....
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Postby Coligny » Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:08 pm

Young man, we talk metrics only in this forum !
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Postby earthquake » Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:12 pm

ooops my bad.... :shock:














http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
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Postby Iraira » Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:31 pm

Just got back from my real estate agency, where I decided to pack up my nuts and try to deal with the noise coming from the guy above me in a more gentle, nature-loving Japanese way (as opposed to pounding on his door at 2am with a baseball bat. or giving him a healthy dose of music to sterilize frogs by, also at 2am): let the peeps at the real estate agency deal with it, if they really want their renewal of the lease fee in June. Motherfucker sounds as if he walks like he's crushing cockroaches, slam-closes cabinets and drawers, and is rearranging furniture constantly. He's been really bad since Wednesday, with this noise going on until at least 2:30 am.
Real estate person told me, "He moved out four days ago, the noise is probably from sewage pipes and assorted machinery on the roof (4 floors up)" I fully understand the concept of a long-drawn out "ehhhhhhh" now, and have started to believe in ghosts.
Real estate people apologized, and yes, I am going to use this as best I can to either negotiate lower rent or no next 2-year lease fee in June. Must practice producing tears drops at will...anyone got a sob story I can use as inspiration?
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Postby earthquake » Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:54 pm

"now, and have started to believe in ghosts."

@ Iraira interesting that you mentioned ghost..I have seen and experienced several in my Tokyo dwellings...I even have pictures of recent ghostly images caught on my security camera...which I would like to post here but I dont know how or if its possible... I did some research and found that "rosemary plants help remove them..I bought 2 and it seems to work...but maybe to early to tell.

I like this site because it keeps me from doing something...I know those racist JN's are waiting for me to fuck up...but thanks to this site I can share fucked stories...and get relief ...


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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:09 pm

I've been in my current place about three years. The first two and a half the apartment next to mine was vacant so it was nice and quiet. 6 months ago a Chinese couple moved in and the peace has been shattered. They fight all the time (even in the hallway and in front of the building) and one of them takes the noisiest shower ever every night around 1 AM. It sounds like someone is repeatedly slipping and falling the whole time the shower is running. Maybe that's when they have their make up sex.
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Postby yanpa » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:09 pm

After graduating from 2 decades of apartment life, I still have to remind myself I can clomp around at night without disturbing the downstairs neighbours. Which reminds me, time crank the volume all the way up to 11 :twisted:
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Postby yanpa » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:10 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:6 months ago a Chinese couple moved in and the peace has been shattered. They fight all the time (even in the hallway and in front of the building) and one of them takes the noisiest shower ever every night around 1 AM. It sounds like someone is repeatedly slipping and falling the whole time the shower is running. Maybe that's when they have their make up sex.


I had a Chinese couple as neighbours once too. They didn't fight much, but when they did it was epic.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:18 pm

yanpa wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:6 months ago a Chinese couple moved in and the peace has been shattered. They fight all the time (even in the hallway and in front of the building) and one of them takes the noisiest shower ever every night around 1 AM. It sounds like someone is repeatedly slipping and falling the whole time the shower is running. Maybe that's when they have their make up sex.


I had a Chinese couple as neighbours once too. They didn't fight much, but when they did it was epic.


I actually thought I was going to have to intervene one day when I saw them getting into a bit of a scuffle on the stairs. The guy was dragging the girl up the stairs. It seemed like she was trying to leave (pretending to try would be more accurate) and he was trying to drag her back to their apartment. They both stopped and acted like nothing was going on when they noticed me coming up so I just ignored it. As soon as I was one flight up I could hear them struggling again. I thought about calling the cops but it didn't seem like they were going to escalate the violence.

I've seen them play that game a couple of times since. She'll get angry and act like she's leaving and he'll physically try to stop her. I don't think it's very healthy but it's none of my fucking business if she likes to be manhandled like that.

earthquake wrote:@ Iraira interesting that you mentioned ghost..I have seen and experienced several in my Tokyo dwellings


No you haven't.
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Postby earthquake » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:25 pm

I hear ya:

:lol:

http://www.mufon.com/


http://www.ufostalker.com/?mufon=true
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Postby Russell » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:10 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The guy was dragging the girl up the stairs. It seemed like she was trying to leave (pretending to try would be more accurate) and he was trying to drag her back to their apartment. They both stopped and acted like nothing was going on when they noticed me coming up so I just ignored it. As soon as I was one flight up I could hear them struggling again. I thought about calling the cops but it didn't seem like they were going to escalate the violence.

I've seen them play that game a couple of times since. She'll get angry and act like she's leaving and he'll physically try to stop her. I don't think it's very healthy but it's none of my fucking business if she likes to be manhandled like that.

Maybe it was just their foreplay...
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Postby earthquake » Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:49 am

she is possessed by a ghost perhaps:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80545502/
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Postby Coligny » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:11 am

Mom !!??
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Postby Kanchou » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:58 pm

If you think his skyline is louder than legally allowed, call the cops on him. I'm pretty sure there are laws against nighttime noise pollution.
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Postby Big Booger » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:33 pm

My next door neighbor is a pole dancing studio, with the strippers, chinpira, and the yakuza living in the two stories above the strip club. I hear loud dance music until 2 or 3am all the time. There are black cars with black tinted windows driving by all the time, chinpira/bosozoku making loud motorbike noises. One day I and my wife were making the nasty and we'd forgotten to close the curtain all the way, we heard "It's still day time, so no sex before night time"... and shit like that. And they throw trash everywhere, dump TVs, heaters, ovens and all kinds of trash and the trash collection area. It's constant insanity... And the other 4 or 5 neighbors are all snacks and karaoke. And then across the street is an NPO that donates time, money and supplies to victims of the 2011 tsunami and earthquake, and a printing company that makes textbooks....
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