The Samurai of Salt Lake City

[Samurai_Jerk]

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Mormon bishop with Samurai sword runs off attacker

A Samurai sword-wielding Mormon bishop helped a neighbor woman escape a Tuesday morning attack by a man who had been stalking her.

Kent Hendrix woke up Tuesday to his teenage son pounding on his bedroom door and telling him somebody was being mugged in front of their house. The 47-year-old father of six rushed out the door and grabbed the weapon closest to him — a 29-inch high carbon steel Samurai sword.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

He's almost as scary as a Moron church elder approaching me and saying, "Good morning sir, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ the Lord."
Besides, don't these fuckers have magic undies or something that protects them or turns them into gods or something?
I'd go fucken craz(ier), too, if I couldn't have a cuppa.

[Coligny]

tee hee...

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[Samurai_Jerk]

He's almost as scary as a Moron church elder approaching me and saying, "Good morning sir, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ the Lord."

I actually don't mind the Mormon missionaries that much. They're pretty friendly and will go away if you tell them to. I've found evangelists for other faiths to be a lot more annoying and creepy.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

He's almost as scary as a Moron church elder approaching me and saying, "Good morning sir, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ the Lord."

I actually don't mind the Mormon missionaries that much. They're pretty friendly and will go away if you tell them to. I've found evangelists for other faiths to be a lot more annoying and creepy.

Every time they come to my home, I answer the door naked.

[yanpa]

He's almost as scary as a Moron church elder approaching me and saying, "Good morning sir, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ the Lord."

I actually don't mind the Mormon missionaries that much. They're pretty friendly and will go away if you tell them to. I've found evangelists for other faiths to be a lot more annoying and creepy.

Every time they come to my home, I answer the door naked.

What if they're from a Christian naturist group?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

He's almost as scary as a Moron church elder approaching me and saying, "Good morning sir, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ the Lord."

I actually don't mind the Mormon missionaries that much. They're pretty friendly and will go away if you tell them to. I've found evangelists for other faiths to be a lot more annoying and creepy.

Every time they come to my home, I answer the door naked.

What if they're from a Christian naturist group?

As long as they fuck, I'm up for anything.
Worship the cunt...

[matsuki]

He's almost as scary as a Moron church elder approaching me and saying, "Good morning sir, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ the Lord."

I actually don't mind the Mormon missionaries that much. They're pretty friendly and will go away if you tell them to. I've found evangelists for other faiths to be a lot more annoying and creepy.

Soka Gakai people are the most annoying I've come across in this country...

[Samurai_Jerk]

He's almost as scary as a Moron church elder approaching me and saying, "Good morning sir, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ the Lord."

I actually don't mind the Mormon missionaries that much. They're pretty friendly and will go away if you tell them to. I've found evangelists for other faiths to be a lot more annoying and creepy.

Every time they come to my home, I answer the door naked.

What if they're from a Christian naturist group?

As long as they fuck, I'm up for anything.
Worship the cunt...

I love the cunt. It's the cunt attached to the cunt that I can't deal with.