Japanese woman wants to give birth to shark

[Taro Toporific]

The Woman Who Wants to Give Birth to a Shark
---Torn between her need to give life & her concern for the uncertain fate of tasty endangered species---
Vice.com | 2013May17
...the human uterus is just the right size to hold one fetus. I've been speaking to a gynaecologist about ways of making it bigger. I believe humans could use their uterus as an aquarium or incubator...
...We don't need any more humans, there are too many already as it is. Mostly, it's a way of preserving endangered species...more...

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Also check out her previous projects: I Wanna Deliver a Salmon… (and eat it)
http://aihasegawa.info/?/Fish-projects/I-Wanna-Deliver-a-Salmon/

[Coligny]

Saw that movie... most disturbing pr0n ever...
Couldn't fap at all. nor sleep in the dark for a full month...

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[yanpa]

Presumably vaginal intercourse during the pregnancy would not be advisable.

[pallidknight]

It'll be harder for the Onion to parody things if life continues to become more and more ridiculous.

[jingai]

I couldn't get the link to work to learn more about this interesting plan.

[Taro Toporific]

I couldn't get the link to work to learn more about this interesting plan.

The links are:

http://www.vice.com/read/i-want-to-give-birth-to-a-shark-ai-hasegawa

Video of her Giving Birth to a Salmon:
http://vimeo.com/23021923

I Wanna Deliver a Salmon… (and eat it)
http://aihasegawa.info/?/Fish-projects/I-Wanna-Deliver-a-Salmon/ | 2011 March

[matsuki]

She's definitely got a fishy smelling snatch!

[jingai]

Thank you, that was very informative. I will share this excellent idea.

[Coligny]

She's definitely got a fishy smelling snatch!

When they do this kind of stuff (which include the human centipede even if it's only dutch) I can't prevent mahself from picturing retarded toddlers starting to play with their feces like some fucking monkeys... Except instead of parents bitchlapping them or dropping them down a deep well you got the weabooz and PC crowds cheering at cultural difference, traditionnal art and other bullshit that would make cat owners weep...

(remember... cats know to use litterbox and not to play with their own turds nearly as soon as they can open their tiny little fury eyes...)

[Coligny]

Thank you, that was very informative. I will share this excellent idea.

I want to punch you... but I think you are just a spambot...

[Taro Toporific]

Thank you, that was very informative. I will share this excellent idea.

I want to punch you... but I think you are just a spambot...

I was wondering why jingai, FG member No. 18, starting using spambot phrasing too.

jingai
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Re: Japanese woman wants to give birth to shark
Thank you, that was very informative. I will share this excellent idea.
by jingai
Mon May 20, 2013 2:28 am

[matsuki]

Soooo....how is she making $$ off this?

[jingai]

Désolé, I let the Jingai Doll type for me again. I also have him skype into business meetings in my place.

[Taro Toporific]

A "bleeding” shark lover:

“In love with sharks” by Asako Numaguchi
1sMedia Network / March 27, 2014 (in Japanese)
…I always wear a necklace made of shark teeth... so sharp that as I sleep at night, the teeth cut me as they slide across my neck...While I toss at night, I feel sort of an itchiness around my neck, and ... oh, I find blood. I can only guess the size of the wound on the neck and smile...
m0Ar!~

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[Russell]

She needs a boyfriend who bites her in her neck.

[matsuki]

She needs a boyfriend who bites her in her neck.

She needs to not breed...