Japanese police going to the dogs

[Taro Toporific]

Kagawa prefectural police headquarters ... Kinako (C) was appointed with her daughters as a special member of the prefectural police's education team. She worked as a police dog for two years and three months until the end of March 2013, having previously failed the test six years running.
Kyodo / 2013-04-16

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Doggedness pays off; cops swear in Lab
The Japan Times | 2011/01/07
...Kinako gained popularity for her persistence, despite continually failing due to making mistakes such as falling headfirst while trying to jump over obstacles. In her seventh try in November...more...

[Big Booger]

I got dogged by the coppers two weeks ago for no seat belt.. fuckers! Tried to show my American license, but it had expired and he said if I couldn't produce another license, things were going to get serious. So I just whipped out my J-license, to the 1 point... and was on my way... Fuckers! I hate seat belt laws... if I want to die in an accident not wearing one, I should be allowed to do so.

[Coligny]

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Meanwhile in the bunker I added a seatbelt to my driving cockpit because i was feeling naked...

[Russell]

Two Japanese youths arrested for placing exploding bag of dog poop in police box

Two youths have been arrested by Aichi Prefecture police after they placed a plastic bag full of dog feces and lit fireworks inside a police box, showering the small room with the bag’s contents.

The young men, aged 17 and 16, respectively, were arrested June 11 on the grounds of obstructing police business and unauthorized entry.

According to the police statement released to the public, the youths committed the crime on May 6 at just after 8 p.m. in the town of Kanagi.

It is believed that the young men placed a plastic bag containing dog feces on a table inside the koban police box, then inserted four fireworks. They then lit the fireworks, which when they exploded sent the excrement flying. As a result, seven police officers were forced to put their duties on hold while they cleaned up the mess.

When interrogated as to why they would do such a thing, the young men replied, “It looked like it could be quite a bit of fun.”

According to the same Aichi City Police Department, the youths knew each other from junior high school. Footage of the pair committing the crime was captured on the surveillance camera that was operating inside the police box. Fortunately, no police officers were inside at the time as they were out on patrol in the local area.

If any officers would have been inside, it wouldn't have happened in the first place, now would it?

[Coligny]

If any officers would have been inside, it wouldn't have happened in the first place, now would it?

Instead we'd have a video of cops being chased by kids holding a bag of dog p00py...

[GomiGirl]

Two Japanese youths arrested for placing exploding bag of dog poop in police box

OMG - I am SOOO immature, but I laffed and laffed at this story. The old burning bag of dog poop left on the porch...

It never gets old...

/ beavis and butthead

Of course I do not condone it at all and if it were my kid they would be grounded for a year but still it made me laugh.

[matsuki]

Don't worry GG, anyone who can't find humor in that is too uptight.