Karahuto Island?? Crazy Lemur

[matsuki]

Got this in the mail today...banged this older lemur years ago (She always insisted on using Engrish and one time I jokingly told her I'd stuff her hot pie...she brought a pizza to my place...I can't make this shit up) and she still send me e-mails from time to time though I stopped responding. WTF is she talking about?

Hi. Choko!
I'm the claziest woman that you've ever seen.
Bun I'm now really serious
I was involved the government issue.
You know theIowa Peoplewholives in Okarahoma.
The population had rapidly increased since 1980 tu 2000.
Now Idiot Abe try to give Karahuto Island from Russian to do like that.
I have a favor.
If you are not Quelker, Please make this information convey as much as possible with facebook, ameba and so on.
Or I'm coming to you with Pizza.
Junko
P.S. check 長門　nagato out in mixi. Thank you.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Karafuto is Sakhalin. I'm not sure what that had to do with Oklahoma, Iowa People, or Quelkers though.

[matsuki]

Karafuto is Sakhalin. I'm not sure what that had to do with Oklahoma, Iowa People, or Quelkers though.

Well...she did say:

I'm the claziest woman that you've ever seen.

WTF is a Quelker?

[wagyl]

Quaker?

The only way to be sure: best if you ask her when she brings the pizza.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Quaker?

I was guessing that's what she meant. Maybe the Friends were responsible for getting the Iowa People their reservation in Oklahoma. Bastards.

[matsuki]

Quaker?

The only way to be sure: best if you ask her when she brings the pizza.

I'm in GTFO mode right now...but unless her intelligence has risen with her "claziness", I don't think she knows where I live now...

[yanpa]

Quaker?

The only way to be sure: best if you ask her when she brings the pizza.

I'm in GTFO mode right now...but unless her intelligence has risen with her "claziness", I don't think she knows where I live now...

長門　nagato

We could change that for you

(just joking)

[wagyl]

I had already blown the dust off my mixi account, but there are 179 hits for 長門 and female.

[yanpa]

Crowdsourcing will be the key to that one, methinks.

[wagyl]

Are you suggesting a project?

[yanpa]

Yeah, spread the load a bit. I'll call the local stores and warn them to keep plentiful stocks of condiment, you go through the Mixi lemurs

(I suspect my Mixi account is beyond dusting off, will need exhuming with a priest at the ready...

[legion]

Quaker?

The only way to be sure: best if you ask her when she brings the pizza.

Quakers are pacifists

I think she is challenging your manhood

[Taro Toporific]

You know theIowa Peoplewholives in Okarahoma.
The population had rapidly increased since 1980 tu 2000.

Miss Crazy Lemur seems to be appealing for solidarity between the Native Japanese [sic] People of Sakhalin and your Native American heritage. Of course she is wrong; the Native People of Sakhalin are western Inuit (and Russian outcasts).

The Iowa/Ioway People (aka Báxoje) are lumped together with the general grouping of "Sioux".
My old employer, the evil BIA, claims there are two "official" Iowa Tribes: one Tribe of Oklahoma and another Tribe of Kansas and Nebraska.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Quakers are pacifists

Richard Nixon was a Quaker and proved that, like nearly all of us, his beliefs had a price where they could be discarded.