Bulldog BBQ truck

[GomiGirl]

Just an announcement if anyone is hungry for some BBQ. I have tasted these burgers and they are awesome.

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FROM TODAY!!!! Big Huge Super Cool News!!!!

we have been invited back to sell BBQ at National Azabu Supermarket in Hiroo! and not just on weekends but 6 days a week! Tues-Sun. hours will be 11-7pm so come on buy for lunch, or pick up dinner! advance orders ok. OUR FIRST DAY is tues 6/25 Come on by and say HI! Share with your friends! Come out and support our truck and have great slow smoked meats and homemade chips!
ビックニュースです！！！

私たちのBulldog BBQが、広尾のスーパーマーケットナショナル麻布さんで営業を再開できることになりました！前回は週末だけの営業でしたが、今回改めてご招待いただき、火曜日～日曜日の午前11時から午後7時までオープンします。ランチだけでなく、夕食メニューとしてBBQをお持ち帰り下さい。事前のご予約も承ります。6月25日（火）から営業再開です。ぜひ遊びにきてください！！

[Coligny]

Do you have a pict of their offerings ?

[GomiGirl]

Do you have a pict of their offerings ?

Please look at the pic in my original post - BBQ burger shown there.

[JAVGOD]

And I was hoping to lose weight when I get back into town.

[Coligny]

Do you have a pict of their offerings ?

Please look at the pic in my original post - BBQ burger shown there.

Ok, Pumpkin, let me write it slower... do they have a menu with different choices ?

[GomiGirl]

If you wanted a menu, then ask for the fucking menu and not a pict.

Two second Google search revealed:
http://www.bulldogbbq.jp/

All our meats are hand smoked for hours.
Texas BBQ Beef Brisket Sandwich
¥750

Smoked Chicken Sandwich
¥750

Smoked Pulled Carolina Pork
¥750

Archie-Mega-Meat special on a bun or with rice! All three smoked meats together
¥900

Handmade Veggie Chips with every order

[Coligny]

You really though I was asking for a generic picture of a fucking burger ?

as for google do you know what a GS on barbecue burgers gives for results ? Let me help you with this since the whole computer/Internet thing totally escape you: home recipe, lesbian food porn (this is the bias induced by my usual search topics), half a dozen conspiracy theory website, and several youtube video aboot the Variag aircraft carrier. And I' m considering myself lucky that for once it didn't stray too far...

[Yokohammer]

Jeez ... will you two get a room, fer chrissake ...

[GomiGirl]

On Google and in all other sorts of communication - written and spoken - asking the right questions, more often than not, yields the correct response.

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[Coligny]

Only if you are not logged with a google account when using google search...

[GomiGirl]

Only if you are not logged with a google account when using google search...

What are you dribbling on about? I am always logged into a google account.

In a hole - stop digging.

[wagyl]

You really though I was asking for a generic picture of a fucking burger ?

For what it is worth, I, too, did not understand why you were asking for pictures of their food after GG had posted with pictures of their food (and especially as it would be a long trip for lunch). Communication is key, otherwise you have no place, and I mean NO PLACE putting on a gyakugire act.

There is a hell of a lot of asking questions of the board when asking questions of a search engine will provide you with deeper satisfaction, and sooner. And I am speaking generally, not just to Coligny. I suppose the downside of people doing their own research is a quieter board, but it can get a little frustrating. A thank you for providing an answer wouldn't go astray from time to time, too.

And on that note...
Does anyone have a picture of a burger fucking?

[Russell]

And on that note...
Does anyone have a picture of a burger fucking?

Why didn't you google that?!?

[wagyl]

Thank you Russell

[Coligny]

You really though I was asking for a generic picture of a fucking burger ?

For what it is worth, I, too, did not understand why you were asking for pictures of their food after GG had posted with pictures of their food (and especially as it would be a long trip for lunch). Communication is key, otherwise you have no place, and I mean NO PLACE putting on a gyakugire act.

There is a hell of a lot of asking questions of the board when asking questions of a search engine will provide you with deeper satisfaction, and sooner. And I am speaking generally, not just to Coligny. I suppose the downside of people doing their own research is a quieter board, but it can get a little frustrating. A thank you for providing an answer wouldn't go astray from time to time, too.

And on that note...
Does anyone have a picture of a burger fucking?

Sorry to ask follow up question after a first post... Didn't knew that it was just a hit and run spam.

As for the digging, nice to see that for GG google still manage to provide her with relevant answers... But for most people (read: the slashdot crowd being huge part of it) google results tend to aim toward Cronenberg's level of surrealism. And it's nothing compared to the sociopathic clusterfuck that gmail spam filter have become.

I'm not digging, I'm not trying to win this Paralympics event in bad faith. Had I asked for the menu I would have more than 50% chance to be served with a list in Japanese, thus asking for a picture of what they serve should have left me with what you usually have in restaurant/take out pamphlets : the menu.... In pictures... Next time I'll ask a fucking lawyer to rewrite my request...

[omae mona]

Please look at the pic in my original post - BBQ burger shown there.

For god's sake, GG, what the HELL is wrong with you? That is not a burger. It is obviously the Smoked Pulled Carolina Pork sandwich.

You really though I was asking for a generic picture of a fucking burger ?

Let me add my voice to the others saying "yes". The word "pict" would generally be interpreted as meaning "picture". And I would also like to mention that you're an asshole.

I'm not digging, I'm not trying to win this Paralympics event in bad faith. Had I asked for the menu I would have more than 50% chance to be served with a list in Japanese, thus asking for a picture of what they serve should have left me with what you usually have in restaurant/take out pamphlets : the menu.... In pictures... Next time I'll ask a fucking lawyer to rewrite my request...

The problem was not your request. It was your snarky attack on GomiGirl after she politely answered the exact question you asked.

[yanpa]

Had I asked for the menu I would have more than 50% chance to be served with a list in Japanese, thus asking for a picture of what they serve should have left me with what you usually have in restaurant/take out pamphlets : the menu.... In pictures... Next time I'll ask a fucking lawyer to rewrite my request...

Checking their Japanese-only homepage would be a waste of your time then

[omae mona]

Checking their Japanese-only homepage would be a waste of your time then

Yep, it says "kimono" on that page. To save Coligny the trouble:

kimono, adjectif
Sens 1 Tunique japonaise à larges manches, croisée devant et maintenue par une large ceinture [Couture]. Synonyme tunique

[nikoneko]

Please look at the pic in my original post - BBQ burger shown there.

For god's sake, GG, what the HELL is wrong with you? That is not a burger. It is obviously the Smoked Pulled Carolina Pork sandwich.

And probably damn good eating. I gotta my smoker going again, I've done some grilling this year haven't smoked anything yet.

[Coligny]

The problem was not your request. It was your snarky attack on GomiGirl after she politely answered the exact question you asked.

Yea, assuming that I was t00 stupid to see the first picture... (better safe than sorry)

And not assuming that since there was this picture I was asking for a little more...

The usual suspect ganging up... the old guard doing what they do best...

Thanks for the homepage link, that was also nowhere to be found on the first post...

[wagyl]

Two immediate thoughts.

1. If you are so perfect and "pict of their offerings" is unambiguously "an illustrated full menu, svp," except "written too fast" only the rest of the universe is too thick to realise it, it must be incredibly frustrating to be you and be surrounded by such idiots. I honestly don't know how you have the patience to stick around here and post. I would have stopped coming here 9775 posts ago.

2. What the hell maybe we should all PM you our home addresses so that you can post us a crystal ball so that we can work out just what you are asking for.

I know you have an online persona to maintain, but a little civility, and the odd compromise and admitting that things may have been expressed better can go a long way to make your next request one that someone will respond to.

[Samurai_Jerk]

As for the digging, nice to see that for GG google still manage to provide her with relevant answers... But for most people (read: the slashdot crowd being huge part of it) google results tend to aim toward Cronenberg's level of surrealism.

I'm no Google fan but this is the biggest load of shit you've ever posted on here and that's saying a lot.

[Coligny]

I know you have an online persona to maintain, but a little civility, and the odd compromise and admitting that things may have been expressed better can go a long way to make your next request one that someone will respond to.

I'd rather filter out the idiots rather than having to spoonfeed them...

Now, excuse me if I didn't write like if I was talking to a retard when asking more about what they where serving or thanking GG for her traditionnal cunt-ish answer pointing to the obvious first post picture, also excuse me for not googling by myself when someone give headup to a place to eat and instead ask directly for more info...
You good now ? or you want to lecture me a little more aboot something ?

[Coligny]

I'm no Google fan but this is the biggest load of shit you've ever posted on here and that's saying a lot.

Flamewar aside. No, there is seriously some quirks with GIS not just the logged-in / not logged problem. The usual first page of result is a mix of sponsored links, link farms, and answer.com shit ... not exactly awesome...
As for gmail spam filtering, check your spam folder sometimes, you might have bad surprise. Took me one month to convince that some commercial mailing I subscribed were not spam. And another monthly mailing from a company I already exchanged mail several times suddenly started landing in the spam folder.
If you don't have these problems, good for you... but i'm not alone in this bucket...

[Samurai_Jerk]

I'm no Google fan but this is the biggest load of shit you've ever posted on here and that's saying a lot.

Flamewar aside. No, there is seriously some quirks with GIS not just the logged-in / not logged problem. The usual first page of result is a mix of sponsored links, link farms, and answer.com shit ... not exactly awesome...

I'm almost never logged onto Google and almost never have problems getting the hits I want high on the first page. If you search Bulldog, BBQ, Tokyo you get the homepage. Though I had no problem understanding your question it was ambiguous and your response to GG was, as usual, unnecessarily combative.

As for gmail spam filtering, check your spam folder sometimes, you might have bad surprise. Took me one month to convince that some commercial mailing I subscribed were not spam. And another monthly mailing from a company I already exchanged mail several times suddenly started landing in the spam folder.
If you don't have these problems, good for you... but i'm not alone in this bucket...

Notice how I deleted the part about Gmail when I quoted you.

[Coligny]

Notice how I deleted the part about Gmail when I quoted you.

Playing subtle in a thread where everything have to be spelled out loud...

gr8t...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Notice how I deleted the part about Gmail when I quoted you.

Playing subtle in a thread where everything have to be spelled out loud...

gr8t...

Can't even agree with you without you being a dick about it.

[nikoneko]

And Coligny implodes in 3.. 2...

Doesn't look like half bad BBQ at all GG to actually keep this topic on oh I don't know on-topic. And congrats to them for getting the supermarket deal, so hard to do here.


(They still aren't called burgers though lol, the picture is very likely a pulled pork sandwich but depending on how they do it could be something else. MEAT DECENT FOOD IN JAPAN! WHO CARES!)

[Coligny]

Notice how I deleted the part about Gmail when I quoted you.

Playing subtle in a thread where everything have to be spelled out loud...

gr8t...

Can't even agree with you without you being a dick about it.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

[nikoneko]

And little Coligny pees his pants for the first time while being here. Decent quote though bro, high five.

Got to look them up... based in London I guess nowadays, skip past the typical Japan noise band stuff till the riffs kick in. This ain't no daft punk on Reddit.